>be playing pokemon go >meet this cokehead at my park playing as well >shoot the shit and catch some trashmons >suddenly snorlax and alakazam appear on the radar >he says can you give me a ride so we can track it down >fuck it might as well >we cruise around and catch it >drive him back to the park >"hey dude thanks so much, do you want some "snow" >only done weed, but might as well (idgaf if it was a trap to get arrested) >"sure yeah" >gives me a little baggie >I find a fast food straw under my seat from all the in n out takeouts I've had >drive off and start snorting it >euphoric as fast, heart is beating like fucking crazy >all while cruising around my neighborhood at 2 am really slowly catching shitmons
This game is a fucking marvel. I went full degenerate and I enjoyed it.
Xavier Watson
that stuff makes your hair fall out
James Stewart
Sounds fun u should play some good music
Dylan Perry
>be me >living in the middle of nowhere >catching pokemons in the woods >"congrats with lvl5! It's time to rekt some asses. Go to the gym!" >mfw the closest gym in 60km away
Owen Rivera
Get off of my board you degenerate
Levi Howard
>Be me >After working a 12hr shift drive home. >Almost plow into some nu-male beta faggot standing in the middle of the road staring at his phone and acting like a meth head. >Roll down my window and ask "what the fuck is wrong with you asshole?" >He runs over to my car like a 4yr old Autistic child that found a shiny penny. >Apologises and says he was distracted catching a Pokemon. >Look at him with disgust and proceed home >In hindsight I should have done humanity a favor by speeding up and killing him. Fuck Pokemon Go
Carson Green
Dumbass youre supposed to use your key and put some on the tip!
Josiah Clark
>have shit phone >fat >lazy
oh well
Joshua Morris
no fun allowed.
Jack Sullivan
fucking loved that story
legit lol'd
Josiah Powell
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Logan Hall
Make your house into an awesome gym.
Brandon Reed
>pokemon
also wouldn't this be more appropriate for Sup Forums
Xavier Turner
Tel the rest of the story
>he drove to an empty parking lot >he asked you i you want more >you said yes >he said he wanted head >you sucked his cock >he drove away and let you aone on the parking lot wth cum on your mouth >you came back home happier that you sucked a cock instead of catching Agumon
Henry Stewart
>not available in my country >download from pirate bay >no pokemon here whatsoever in the countryside >drive to a small city >pokemon and pokestops every 5 meters >pokestops are things that don't even exist, like a bunch of plastic snowmen that were set up on Christmas years ago >best way of playing is to simply sit in a car and catch 10 pokemon a minute >not going to visit the town in a week
Fucking jews
Nolan King
this game is degenerate
Grayson Reyes
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Robert Long
>Playing a geo mapping game developed by a guy who was funded by the CIA to develop geo mapping software for national security purposes...
Ethan Russell
Listen to Hans guys
Easton Thompson
played it for 5 hours yesterday and I'm already bored of it
Liam Perry
>be french >play pokemon go at work >accidently mow down 80 people with a lorrie
this game is a menace
Jacob Nguyen
Top kek
Oliver Diaz
Why are there so many shameless degenerates on Sup Forums these days?