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pumpkin rick edition

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early

Haha ebin

One, two
One, two, three

Wake up kids
We've got the dreamers disease
Age fourteen we got you down on your knees
So polite, you're busy still saying please
Frienemies, who when you're down ain't your friend
Every night we smash their Mercedes-Benz
First we run, and then we laugh 'til we cry

But when the night is falling
You cannot find the light
You feel your dreams are dying
Hold tight

You've got the music in you
Don't let go
You've got the music in you
One dance left
This world is gonna pull through
Don't give up
You've got a reason to live
Can't forget
We only get what we give

If you want a scare this Halloween look at the housing market

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right is what i look like after showering

thoughts on the shaved head with beard look

woke up a 8am and still in bed
depressed

Where's the problem lad?
Plenty of houses and flats available on the market.

choose to believe this is the cider austrian

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pooey shart wank

fuck wypepo

Praised be Saint Blackops2cel

been up since 8 and I've had is 2 cups of tea and a muller corner

homicides.suntimes.com/photo-gallery/2017/

fascinating
keep me updated on anything else you ingest

shan't

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good to see that /brit/ is a fan of the superior marxist-leninist intellectual

i really like the word trousers

Red: countries that have refused to recognise Catalonia
Green: countries that have recognised Catalonia

how come british outlets are so different

wtf i love 56% now

>catalonia
hmmm
don't care

some african edgelord will recognise it soon

what like recognise on the map I dont get it?

lads lads lads

there's a big scary storm coming towards me at this very moment. it's expected to hit later today/tonight. there's flash flood and high wind warnings all over my area. i'm a bit scared desu

>what like recognise on the map I dont get it?

the chicago ghetto looks better than most british cities

*beams down to earth from spacecraft*

Hmm... So this is the famed United Kingdom I heard so much about at the academy. Commencing mission.

*Tunes into local news with alien device to gather intelligence relevant to diplomatic mission*

Interesting. Very interesting...

is there anything more beautiful than the Pudendal cleft?

because we're smart

Business idea; upon a citizens 18th birthday they are assigned a ranking out of 10 based on looks. People are then assigned a mating partner of equal rating.

>vacne
is this some meme you put in all your images

>even bottom tier gangster americans have better looking houses then great Britain

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This costs less than a 2 bed terrace house in Britain

>Business idea; upon a citizens 18th birthday they are assigned a ranking out of 10 based on looks. People are then assigned a mating partner of equal rating.

love porn

bet you dont feel so smart after stepping on one of those plugs in the dark

nice image dipshit

>like user... im not saying you're the one it's just... i dont know... you might be
lads

love gay porn

business idea: rape a girl once and then brag about it to become an alpha

mouse isn't working grumble grumble

>user why are you so good at flags and geography?

peng niggeress

big fan of shemale porn desu, would you class it as bent?

LOOK at me
Can't you see?
That I really, really need a poo
And I'd like to have a wee

interested in travelling you thick slag

British women are UGLY

I've dated a lot of foreign women in highschool

the ol 'tism

well actually, I'm smart enough to not leave plugs around the house like a messy cunt
also I don't walk around in the dark like a retard

the boring person's hobby

because I can't rely on my looks to be successful, so I had to learn things occasionally

God's punishment for your sins desu, repent or face annihilation xx

no
it's its own class

Business idea: fill in the sea and reclaim doggerland

you are a thick cunt though?

>want to repost my epic halloween ballbusting post from 2 years ago
>the entire fucking archive is down, again

Need to start backing up my stellar posts and stop relying on the incompetent mong cunts whose job it is to preserve this stuff

*folds arms, huffs and turns away from you*

have you never gotten up in the middle of the night to take a piss or get a drink?

At the ripe old age of 23 I think I’m finally too old for fucking hangovers. Utter waste of a whole day.

took loads of jetpunk quizzes

Just get a nice haircut bro

how did this work? was there still a great britain shaped elevated plateau surrounded by desert?


bit skeptical; sounds like EU propaganda

am not, delete this post

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Reckon the human species will evolve nicer now than women aren't forced to marry beta runtlets since marriage and Christianity have collapsed

only Chads will be able to breed in the new world. Humanity will soon be populated with superhumans

Have you tried PK's archive?

imagine a single day going by without a yank asking some stupid fucking question
what a world that might be

plenty of times
but my room isn't a mess so I can easily get to the bathroom without issue
also I can turn a lamp on

>only Chads will be able to breed in the new world
correction: only niggers will be able to breed in the new world

any Dogger Bank man in

>tfw one day the sea will consume the earth

does this chebasaurus have a name?

are you legitimately retarded

Ireland is literally the perfect landmass.

that or you getting laid lmao

Being an ethnic is a death fucking sentence. No one respects or cares for you, and females of all races find you hugely sexually unattractive because how ugly and repulsive you are. If there was a choice between choosing an average looking white guy or an average looking ethnic man, all females would choose the average white guy in a heartbeat; unless one of those cunts have a fetish for ethnic men but those are very rare cases.

Even ethnic females don't like men of their own race. If a good looking white guy was to approach and hit on them, 99.9% of them would jump on his back, and dump their ethnic boyfriends. Ethnic females have a obsession towards white guys even though they try to hide it most of the time.

if by perfect you mean god forsaken

Normies aren’t superhumans, they’re drones designed to work, reproduce, and engage in mindless banalities. Without free thinker genes like mine in the population humanity is dead.

fucking mint, cheers lad

White Chads with the sexual attitudes of niggers are the main kind of guy that all women desire

Not that many women actually want black guys

>ethnic

Peace, perfect peace, is the gift of Christ our Lord.

It was crafted by God Himself. As was the Irishman. Irish (both language and people) is the bridge between mere mortals and Christ Himself.

would expect this post to come from a yank
can't fathom someone to be this thick

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Find it really funny that Metro, who published that article and tens of other highly racist articles albeit directed at whites, are owned by the same parent company as the daily mail.

Absolutely despise 'journalism'. What a total unabashed psyop it all is.

ty x

Thought Jesus was a fisherman though. Don’t see the Irish doing that.

I for one would happily betray my race

Jesus was a carpenter, not a fisherman. Idiotic protestant fool.

wew and you call us arrogant

>Normies aren’t superhumans, they’re drones designed to work, reproduce, and engage in mindless banalities. Without free thinker genes like mine in the population humanity is dead.

fuck you