Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

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WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!

Sir, no, sir!

You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I'll bet it was you!

Sir, no, sir!

Sir, I said it, sir!

Well... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Sir, yes, sir!

Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps?

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Sir, to kill, sir!

So you're a killer!

Sir, yes sir!

Let me see your war face!

Sir?

You got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!

Aaaaaaaagh!

Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

You don't scare me! Work on it!

Sir, yes, sir!

Golf ball

It's way better with the original voices: youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg

Someone else is watching IFC, I see.

Good work to whoever is doing this.