Which seat would you take Sup Forums?

Which seat would you take Sup Forums?

what is a couple seat?

2 seats

seeing gits at eventcinemas eh?

It's a pair of seats for normal people who know how to talk to other normal people.

Row U, left most aisle seat

>row u
fucking retard

Middle M

look at that leg room

What kind of layout is this? Why are the couple seats scattered all over the place?

reserved you cuck

The couple seat in the very back with my enormous ass. ;)

What are you seeing?

>single heart in the middle
why?


also why isn't there 2 black hearts and a spade somewhere in a row?

None.

What the fuck kind of bottom tier layout is that for a theater? They removed a bunch of seats at the optimal viewing distance but made sure to cram people nice and close to the screen?

Jesus, dont reward this place with your money user wow.

what are you, retarded? either of these are choice

Like I give a care, I have concealed carry

>Wheeliecucks designated to the back of the cinema where they won't be problematic for normal humans

What kind of shit theater has seating like that?

I'd take one of the tard seats close to the screen.

This.

so you dont have to see more than one girl giving the succ at once

U-6

>couples seats
>no singles policy is becoming a reality

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>that single, lone heart in the middle

>couples seat

kek. I didn't catch that.

Where the FUCK do I put my eagle?

>take middle of J
>wear large hat

No arm-rest in between so you can cuddle

Never decide your theater layout based on a game of Life.

It's a gamble
Best case, nobody sits next to you and you get one large seat and/or can fit food next to you
Worst case (ie the theater gets full and somebody desperate buys that seat), you have to share a couples seat with a complete stranger

>have people literally walk in front of you as they walk down the aisle to take a piss
dumb shit

The chunk in the middle taken out is where the stair case to enter the theater is

>ywn convince your bro to share a couples seat with you as a joke

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holy fuck this new minesweeper game is getting out of hand

>ywn jokingly do a penis inspection of eachother even though you don't have to since you went as a couple, then laugh about it

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The fourth panel is the wrong way around
you fucked up

I was trying to be subtle nad not change too much
Spare me some artistic license

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The person who designed this theater layout thought they were playing tetris

that one empty couples seat middle P
hope my partner isn't one of you fucks

Lol europeans

>wanting to crane your neck the whole time

pleb

It's in american though

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>take the middle handicap spot because the seats are wider and more comfy even though I'm not handicapped

D E V I L I S H

also cripples are exempt from random penis inspections

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retard

Then where are all the double sized seats

Only correct choice.

they're all double sized

also the penis inspection is on the customers behalf, since they can't inspect it themselves

furthest left row D

Highlighted in blue are the only patrician seats available.

less than a few but more than one

This, only back one row and nobody in front of me.

However it better be a good movie, because I suddenly have bladder issues in movie theaters. At home I can watch something for hours and not have a problem. When I get into the theater, though, I'm suddenly hyper-aware of my bladder and have the urge to piss pretty much throughout the entire film.

>not taking a "couple's seat" for yourself