Let's go to our specialist, Dr. Armand Dorian, to see if this would really kill a person

>Let's go to our specialist, Dr. Armand Dorian, to see if this would really kill a person
>Yeah a knife to the jugular, that'd kill ya

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i used to watch this all the time in high school

also that show where the main guy was like an ex-paratrooper and they would drop him off and he would have to infiltrate this base and eliminate a target and everyone had like paintball guns or something. dont remember the name of it but i think it was on spike

That sounds pretty neat.

Special Ops Mission?

looking back on it, it was very corny. I just looked it up and it only lasted a season, not hard to see why. Im sure it was fake.

yea thats it, they couldnt even come up with a good name

Do you remember that show where a family would agree to set up cameras in their house and then a former house burglar would break in and steal all their shit at some unannounced time? Good stuff

What is best Spike kino? 1000 ways to die or Deadliest Warrior?

Deadliest Warrior

Scare Tactics or Boiling Point?

1000 ways to die was stupid made up bullshit

My favorite thing was the one episode where they show that the "simulation program" is just an Excel spreadsheet

...

im going to rewatch some of these battle simulations. i just found out the last episode of deadliest warrior was zombies vs vampires, whose idea was that?

I bet that hurt his hands

He swung so hard the katana became a straight sword when it hit.

I remember in High School during lunch my friends and i would argue back and forth about who we thought was gonna win the next episode.
Looking back, our debates were way more interesting and frankly more realistic than the shit they would pull on that show.

trying to find these on youtube and i keep seeing all these young kids remaking the episodes in their backyards. Glad my parents didnt give me a video camera when I was young

>not MXC

Wasn't there a reality MTV/VH1 show or something where Rob Schneider would move into your house while your parents or maybe even you were away and fuck shit up? I swear to God I am not trying to be funny. Something like that show with Rob Schneider existed but I can not find shit about it on wikipedia.

I miss this show

What Happened to it

>not having a NEET in your home

>a FOOLISH samurai

hell yeah, i loved that show

there was at least one episode where the guy broke in while someone was in their home office and stole a bunch of shit from the other rooms

>nigger breaks in
>i finally get to use my gladius or maybe even feel the sweet release of death
Seriously I'm not the only one who got one of these after seeing Passion of the Christ am I?

Looks p. dope

>That cheap as fuck $16 on Amazon Brooklyn Steel piece of shit

LEL get yourself some superior nippon steel folded over a thousand times baka gaijin.

I have an antique cavalry sword if you really want to try your luck

I have a gun.

Your turn.

you better try your luck during the day because the fuse box is in my closet. I know the layout of my house better than you.

Oh yeah, was to prove how easy it is to break in a person's place.

>Ninja vs Spartan
>Ninja sneaks up and has the Spartan completely unaware
>NIPPON BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You ever see the ending of The Silence of the Lambs, Mr. Gumb? That's how that would end for you.

Can someone remember the name a nat geo show its about a cowboy tracking tourist in the wild

>Jello figurine gets sliced in half, its head is hanging off
>Oh yeah this guy's definitely dead

I really liked Ultimate Soldier challenge but it was only a few episodes.

The show was at its best when the people on it knew it was just a dumb excuse to fuck up dummies or pig filles with blood like the goth vampires or Navy Seal dude. Just look at this! C O M F Y

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>oh yeah this guy is definitely dead
>look here you can see that it cut right through his neck muscle and severed the artery, once that happens you're done for
Thanks doc, his head was hanging on by a piece of skin so i wasn't sure.

no...this is how it'll end for you

*teleports behind you and cuts your legs off with my blade* now you shall feel the wrath of MEAT *unzips dick and dogs your leg stumps* how does it feel to be my slave heh

*Blushes and giggles behind his hand in the dark* MMMMMM SO GOOD SWORD-CHAN, YOU FELL FOR MY TRICK AND NOW I AM YOUR LITTLE SEX SLAVE FOR LIFE HEHE UGUU~

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