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Cats are the pakis of the animal world edition

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USA

sue

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strongly agree

I'm incredibly mentally weak

I withdraw from confrontations immediately because it makes me tearful

*pushes you*

VERY VERY pleased to see my thread is picking up steam

fuck me women are good at wasting my time. been gunning to meet this girl for probably between a month or two now. always an excuse why she cant make it after we make plans. I was indicating I was going to drop her if we didn't meet soon, lo and behold, yesterday she tells me to come out for a coffee.

i arrive. she doesn't look as good in person as she does in photos. but that's nearly always a given. and she's still a 6/10, could be a 7 with minimal work.

have a coffee, a chat for an hour or so. then all of a sudden she starts telling me her boyfriend just broke up with her last week. so the entire time we have been talking, she has been with somebody. we've talked dirty, she sent me a few pics in underwear. so I said "oh, I wasn't aware you were with anyone while we were talking". And she instantly looks panicked, says "oh it's been rough for a while and it's not really official". I just said alright then, I gotta get back anyway. and that's the end of that

no wonder he fucking broke up with her. i found her on a dating app with 'single' status. does she seriously think anyone would carry on pursuing her after that? knowing full well that's the kind of behaviour she engages in. i'm not going to facilitate that, just so she can do it to me in a year, and then do it to the next poor fucker.

contemplating whether to message her now telling her all that shit or just cut her off, since I have no intention of pursuing anything romantic with her now.

/blog

Would like to have sex with both of them desu

>always an excuse why she cant make it after we make plans

artofmanliness.com/2008/02/05/the-brad-pitt-rule/

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I get nervous leading up to the confrontation but then I have retard strength and hulk out haha x

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>yfw that kot is long dead

Shan't

do you remember your first kiss? how was it? did you know what to do?

Get her pumped

NEED a young naomi watts gf lads

SNAPS

Beware
God is watching you

Really hate American gun "culture". Bunch of skinnyfat, 30-something year old milquetoasts who have never served in the military or encountered any real conflict in their lives dressing up as real soldiers and jerking each other off about how cool their AK or AR is... I like gun ownership, but I hate these "men".

As a 29yo virgin I'd wager that I've suffered more torment than 99.9% of humans. Starving Africans lead better lives than me. Even slaves had wives and families.

Just went for it 2bh

honestly could settle for just any tights gf at this point

Stomped its head in and spread its brains and viscera out on the floor Thomas a Beckett style

i love sue

no

i adore sue

this

rah

You now realise Americans ITT have probably never smoked weed because in their country there is a very real chance they'll go to prison

FOB

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Vile

What are you being for Halloween?

Have a supreme confidence in my abilities. Fairly certain I could do any task well, maybe even better than experts at the task... given enough time.

FOY

*ahem*

Nothing since I'm a grown adult.

thoughts?

such a qt in mulholland dr

get her bucked la

If you love Jamaica let me see your hand

I actually do quite well in confrontational situations. or at least I did until alcoholism took over and I withdrew from society in general

now I don't even bother arguing with people on Sup Forums cause I get physically tired

when I was about 16
gone on my first ever date, ended up sitting on a really nice hill looking over the river leaning up against a tree
we just stopped speaking for a little bit and were just looking at each other
then she realised I was too beta to do anything and kissed me, so I kissed her back for a long while

ah, to be young again

Refuse to take part in halloween
Commercialised American rubbish

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Genuinely impressed by 2013, 2016 and 2017.

>Refuse to take part in halloween
>Commercialised American rubbish

Salford City’s goalkeeper was sent off in the 87th minute of their game against Bradford Park Avenue - for relieving himself during the game.

Max Crocombe, 24, was given a red card during Salford's won 2-1 win at the Yorkshire club.

White lad from my old secondary school hit a black lad from Peckham with two punches, broke his eye socket, jaw and arm

He’s looking at prison time but that wog got BTFO

Only attracted to Japanese girls.

I hate White/Western girls.

No I'm not being "funny" or ironic.

caught in a trap

literally just fuck off

Everything I have read about cocaine suggests that there are a dozen different ways that can kill you. The stuff is literally death in granulated form.

me as the trap in this context

Absolutely in LOVE with this woman's tits. Anyone have any more pictures of her?

pizza, a few beers and stranger things

lovely Saturday evening

these are nice tights gfs

.Only attracted to Japanese girls.

>I hate White/Western girls.

>No I'm not being "funny" or ironic.

what do FONT, FOB and FOY even mean

Fucked it haven't you mate

in my room sleeping

sometimes think a wizard would be a good costume (because of the alignment with the 30 y/o virgin thing and my wizardish long hair and facial grooming) but don't have any friends haha

>Virgin

You know things are grim when even your phone is mocking you.

Wish I was as funny as the average 'ditor

good post

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Crazy how much better tights are than bare legs

what country should mixed race people fuck off to?

back to school on monday

USA.

*plays the tuba loudly*

youtube.com/watch?v=F0pd9hYFN1c
proper banger

he trod on me once, but he did say sorry.

anyone remember the cuckio meme?

another saturday night alone

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

one of the funniest articles I ever read was about some how some football league in Cameroon or somewhere had to be disbanded cause the losers in literally every game would accuse the winning team of using witchcraft haha

>be sat at computer desk doing internet stuff
>feet (socks, no shoes) are absently moving about on the floor underneath
>feel something on the floor
>wtf is this? balled up tissue? that bit feels like wire, is it a taffled up bit of headphone cable?
>weird, i usually keep my area clean(ish)
>feel it with my feet, through my thin socks, to try to identify it
>still a mystery
>slide it out from under the desk with foot to get a look at it
>it's pic related
>run to bathroom, throw socks in laundry, scrub feet, and return
>it's still alive, breathing and twitching but not moving
>get a timestamped pis and slide it into the bin
Might be time to take up drinking again, lads.

But that's not a Goldie track

canada or america. both have vast land that is sparsely populated.

>German humour

promptly piss off.

give him a pat, looks like someones pet lad xx

>artofmanliness.com/2008/02/05/the-brad-pitt-rule/
This is a poor rule if you're meeting someone for the first time from a dating app. Since you don't really know each other from Adam. Nerves can play a factor. I would say the rule is mildly applicable, at best, to someone you had been romantically pursuing in person for a while.

the sea

Rorke's Drift lads.

why do all the threads i make turn into balkan niggers fighting turkish niggers

NOT pleased.

#乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

post medieval music

not sure what these mean

Don't understand how any male
could be attracted to European/New World """girls""".

I feel sorry for mixed race people. Imagine not being able to align yourself with either of your parents, family, or community. With both of your parent's races harboring prejudices against you. Never being accepted...

get a cat mate

I find polyamory repulsive. Don't know why it disgusts me so much, I'm usually passive about most things, but I find it absolutely vile.

*why do all the threads on Sup Forums

I said some soothing words as I gently guided him into the bin. Think I broke a leg or two, maybe it's back or neck, I really rolled it around trying to figure out what it was. He's now in the bottom of my bin, probably dying, hopefully not too painfully.

Thought about the three military ways of mouse disposal but only really have access to the navy way and flushing him down the bog sounds like it would be a horrible death.

I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence.

greensleeves is a tune

>that post
>american flag
hmmmm

Seriously might.

我喜欢品脱
simple as

m8 of mine (vegan) was cooking the other week, lot of smoke coming from his oven, he starts moaning at his mrs for not cleaning the oven properly. they tuck into dinner, he starts tidying up afterwards. looks in the oven and there's a baked mouse in there. their dinner was flavoured with mouse smoke.