Official Bristol City vs Manchester City League Cup Semi-Final match thread

>Bristol
who cares

>City
Bravo, Walker, Stones, Otamendi, Zinchenko, Fernandinho, Bernardo, Silva (C), De Bruyne, Sané, Agüero

Subs | Ederson, Danilo, Kompany, Sterling, Gündoğan, Mangala, Yaya Touré

2-1 City

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in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Crazy shit.
Also City wins today, 100%.

>no babby Jesus

De Bruyne out wide and Bernardo in the middle?

Also that's a pretty strong team.

About to stick an entire fiver on the boys in blue pumping these Bristol fellas. What exactly should I bet on for the most ridiculous odds/guaranteed riches?

oddschecker.com/football/english/efl-cup/bristol-city-v-man-city/winner

HOPE WANK CITY LOSE BY FOUR

>Steele, Wright, Flint, Magnusson, Brownhill, Pack, Smith, Walsh, Bryan, Paterson, Reid. Subs: Wollacott, Baker, Eliasson, Kent, Engvall, Taylor, Diédhiou

shan't be posting in this thread

will be the other way around

inb4 poop touches his own face

*itches head*
*rubs nose*

>Also that's a pretty strong team.
Clearly the first leg is on Poop's mind.

ban the op when bris wins

I dunno lads, I’m gonna sort of watch it whilst doing other things in the slim hope that a miracle occurs

Image-posting is back, I've got all my EXPOSED images lined up for the inevitable.

gf sent me this. wat do?

>that jaw

There'll be no fairy stories tonight. Merciless demolition job incoming, 0-5.

same i have an exam in 2 days so i cant get really into it

Bristol city keeper was getting a bit friendly with that young lad, think I saw him say meet me round the back later for a pie and a quick bugger

id say this is an outrageous slander but i cant argue with trips

>kids not even on the bench
city taking this more seriously than their prem games

what send gf this do just

>bravo

>i want bristol to win

>haha time for a quick bookie ad before kickoff

we are not in good form and the only path to victory I can see is holding a 1-0 for 120 mins (which isn't happening)
don't see us scoring 2 and even if we do there is no way we aren't conceding
save your time, this tie is cooked

stream, but it's in espanol:
streams.notahoneypot.me/

can I queue up a bunch of these captchas before I post?

How do you say "exposed" in Spanish?

Put dahn a pony on city to go n pump 'ot loads o' cum into bristol arse tonoight lads

EXPOSADA
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this isnt the kind of confident play we saw against united, i hope we dont get fucked m8s

...

i thought we won on away goals if it was 1-0

only after ET

Pep looking for digits, if singles City go through

Not sure I can put up with 90 minutes of these commentators constantly spewing on about how hard Bristol City are going to find this tie. We fucking know already you cunts.

>play extremely well away by pushing high
>park the bus at home
what did they mean by this

OTTER MENDY

They're playing fairly similar, they only pushed up at certain times

although if bravo's playing and you aren't pressing him you're idiots

>Bristol getting their shit pushed in
Yeah I'm switching off

I'm getting to the point where I am permanently furious at commentators for 90 minutes every time I watch live football.

The unnatural tone and cadence of voice, the horrible trite family friendly banter, the stating the fucking obvious every 3 seconds, the mongoloids like Hargreaves who can't even form basic thoughts never mind sentences.

Kill all commentators.

It's 2-2 on aggregate at the moment due to the double away goals rule. If this leg ends 0-0 it's penalties.

when you become a truly enlightened watcher of sports (such as myself) you don't even hear what the commentators are saying, it just blends into the crowd noise

>It's 2-2 on aggregate at the moment due to the double away goals rule.

We are City!
(Ooh)
Bristol City!
(Aah)
I just don't think you understand
The only good Rover
Is the one at home (ah)
We are, we are City!

(Repeat)

the best commentary is the one america and BEIN feeds have because it's just commentators rather than ex-players

BT were fucking unbearable last season for man city games it was just constant "they play out from the back and that's dangerous", they're a bit better now but savage still sucks

ah shit, wrong image entirely

meant this

this state of this camera

>every shot on target against him goes in
>isn't dominant aerially
>isn't even that good with his feet
what exactly does bravo do?

you fookin retarded?

Ederson really is a nigger mutt

I've never understood why away goals only count after 120 minutes in this, the EFL Playoffs™ don't use the rule at all.

Imho, Away Goals should only be considered at 90 minutes in the 2nd leg, and if ET is still required both sides' goals are worth equal during.

stops penalties at a ridiculous rate

Bristol city are Nu-male FC

Looks like rugby

if you are an aguero fan you are a faggot

KYS!!!

T E K K E R Z

It just annoys me how illiterate former footballers are handed these punditry jobs when they can barely form sentences. I'm almost certain it is a part of some charity process that prevents woefully uneducated sportsmen from becoming homeless when they retire, like they do for veterans

Hes actually quentin tarantinos bastard son

I like ignoring away goals entirely at 90 mins but it coming in at 120 mins ahead of pens

gives the away team in the ET something back for playing an extra 39 mins away

no u

EAT SHIT YOU CHEATS

>be poop
>choke a 12 point lead
>be moorinho’s bitch
>only do it at babby leagues/op teams

mourinho has an awful record against poop

be honest would you have decided to support City if you only starting football as recent as City supporters have?

is zinchenko secretly the league's best left back/wingback?

>be poop
>finally escape body
>drown

What's up with these extra lines on the field? Do they play rugby there or something?

all the united fans ITT would have

It's like Aguero refuses to hold the ball up if he is not in our just outside the area. Such useless garbage

Fuck no, he will be permabenched as soon as Delph is back

yes. bristol RFC plays there

No, I'm not from Manchester. I'd still support my local team even though they're non-league shit.

yes

they think covering it in a different colour green makes it invisible

lol big day out for these Bristol fans playing with the ball

ref is clearly rooting for the underdog here
proved he was bent last week

mfw bristol city is more positive than 95% of premier league clubs

robbie fowler forgot to clean up after himself

Feed the Goat!

are you happy that magnusson is first choice now
I am sorry we didnt give him gametime early in the season

why is aguero hugging the left touchline

goater>augero desu

>is more positive
hmmm

we sold goater to man city the season after being promoted and immediately went back down

>City legend Shaun Goater

TICKLED

VERY funny story.

reminder city got GAZUMPED on Sanchez

I wish all premier league teams played like mid-table championship sides. How we'd all improve if that was the case.

haha what a funny story

it's funny because in spain: no rugby
I bet after that he asked 'whats rugby' LOL

of course.. I heard he originally was left out after coming back from injury because his dad was a dick to lee

would have been nice to get the entire national team playing together in rostov before the world cup, but their icelander collection is going fairly well without him

>unaware of rugby
explains why Pep gets boggled by tackles

>that fuck huge crest

wew

boring

omg imagine if he actually asked that and then they told him that would ave been hilarious

City's legends are much more likeable than those of most clubs.

Except for Stephen Ireland who is a cunt.

back when the crest on the front used to be bigger than the name on the back la

alot of police in that corner kek