It wasn't supposed to be a documentary

It wasn't supposed to be a documentary...

Shitposting Kino

>extra chromosome turns you into a monster or superman depending on if you're a dick or not
They should have just went with demons

PORTMAN, YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Best heel turn for Rock

... a documentittary about Rosamund "nobra" Pike.

Her nips were the true stars of this movie.

"I-it's not incest if we're twins, brother."

What is Karl even doing nowadays. Where is Dredd 2.

Don't even know why they even went that way.

Doom, even Doom 3 which this movie is based off, is about a lone survivor on a mars colony fighting against the forces of hell.

>No Cyberdemon
>No Revenants
>No cacodemons

I'm mad.

I felt like the guy carving sins into his skin was a leftover from an early draft that actually had demons in it.

The "hell on Mars" idea doesn't really make any sense. Since they're on mars, might as well make it about Martians.

Then why make a Doom movie? The whole point of the game is that the UAC opened a portal to hell and you have to stop them.

fuck off, idiot

>Karl and The Urban Rock
>Doom

It's a very enjoyable film.

Urban Rock sounds like a music genre.

Ah, good ol' sexism.

Shut the fuck up, niggerfaggot.

underage

Says the SJW Redditor.
Fuck off, pussy.

>Calling a Redditor an SJW
>Home of /r/The_Donald and the famous Reddit to Sup Forums migration period during the election

??????????????????????

I hear they didn't want to delve into religion too much so lol gene splicing.

>famous
If you're a Redditor.
I don't give a fuck, fagstick.
Kill yourself.

Oh jesus we have a gay retard on our hands folks.

That's fucking stupid. Demons regardless of what faith have been a central part of humananaties past

>android

Poorfags need to be gassed.

Shut up gay

She actually married some mathematician, which is eugenics as fuck.

No no no, it's Karl "The Urban" Rock.

Ah this again

Ah yes, the subreddit that is basically censored through the algorithm on the front page they explicitly changed for it. The webpage that constantly censors anti-immigration or conservative opinions on the /worldnews /news and /politcs boards, the webpage of the shadow bans and the downvoting brigades.

Reddit reeks of sjwism everywhere, there's not a day without an anti-Trump "russian conspiracy" thread up. It's flooded with left-wing shills and online militants with complete complicency of the webpage administration.

Pretending that Reddit is not a liberal anti-Trump cesspit is taking taking the piss too much.

In what way is it a documentary?

>No Revenants
Doom 2 a SHIT
SHIT

>Karl and the Urban rock doom

What are some other movies starring Rosamund's tits?

Jack Reacher, which is a good movie in its own right.

Remember to provide evidence for your claims.

Also Freefall.

Women only exist to breed more white men.

Nonwhites need not apply

>Remember to provide evidence for your claims.

That's why I have you *smooch*

More of Rosamund's jumblies.

She's a fit girl.

...

Never I hope. Dredd 1 was so bad. It didn't have Rob Schneider and he never removed his helmet.