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me on the far right edition

Yes we do Halloween you dumb shart

I want a jewish wife

Superb thread AmiGo, ExcEllEnt.

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no insults here
thank you

Fuck off, leaf

On a scale of 1 to 10 how hyped are you for the new Taylor Swift album?

will never hear a single track from it

nth for a spooky Halloween!

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far right does not belong on Sup Forums go to Sup Forums

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1/? shout out to all my pear:
4Head
aneleanele
ArsonNoSexy
AsianGlow
AtGL
Atlvy
AtWW
BatChest
BCWarrior
BibleThump
BionicBunion
BlargNaut
BloodTrail
BORT
BrainSlug
BrokeBack
CougarHunt
DAESuppy
DansGame
DatSheffy
DBStyle
DogFace
EagleEye
EleGiggle
EvilFetus
FailFish
FPSMarksman
FrankerZ
FreakingStinkin
FUNgineer
FuzzyOtterOO
GasJoker
GingerPower
GrammarKing
HassanChop
HotPokket
ItsBoshyTime
Jetbaited
JKanStyle
JonCarnage
KAPOW

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Do Canucks celebrate Halloween? I know the Mexicans have dia de los muertos, but I live in Arizona. Do you Northern lads have anything special?

Kappa
KappaHD (Turbo only)
Keepo
KevinTurtle
Kippa
Kreygasm
KZassault
KZcover
KZguerilla
KZhelghast
KZowl
KZskull
MechaSupes
MiniK (Turbo only)
MrDestructoid
MVGame
NightBat
NinjaTroll
NoNoSpot
noScope420
OMGScoots
OneHand
OpieOP
OptimizePrime
PanicVis
PazPazowitz
PeoplesChamp
PicoMause
PipeHype
PJHarley
PJSalt
PMSTwin
PogChamp
Poooound
PunchTrees
RalpherZ
RedCoat
ResidentSleeper
RitzMitz
RuleFive
Shazam
shazamicon
ShazBotstix
SMOrc
SMSkull
SoBayed
SoonerLater
SSSsss

is that a toupee?

Ricky Martin is good.

>just being being a neet bro just get a gf and a job hahahahahahahah

Yes, they celebrate Halloween.

I mean, she's a cutie, but I haven't liked her music since I was 15, and even then I only liked her because other people didn't.

3/3
StoneLightning
Strawbeary
SuperVinlin
SwiftRage
TehFunrun
TF2John
TheRinger
TheTarFu
TheThing
ThunBeast
TinyFace
TooSpicy
TriHard
UleetBackup
UncleNox
UnSane
Volcania
WholeWheat
WinWaker
WTRuck
YouWHY

a job is a good start you stupid neet

if you dont celebrate/enjoy halloween, there is an 84% chance that you also practice communism

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love may day
hate pagan holidays

don't care

yes we go door to door and ask for candy

guess I'm part of the 16% then

would there be any laws against handing out 9mm catridges instead of candy to children on Halloween

If I can see my greenish veins through my skin it means I'm white?

>guess I'm part of the 16% then

tootsie pops
red > lemon > blue > everything else

Stop watching pornography and go get a gf you PATHETIC losers

They should be blue. Green means you've got a racemixer in your family line

Of course not, go nuts.

Don't know why you'd spend so much money to give kids ammunition without the weapons to fire it from, but you're free to do it.

Sorry m8, my veins are blue. gg no re.

what if i dont want a agf

I am blanc

>wanting a gf
>not becoming THE gf

i do not watch porn

stop watching it anyway you filthy animal

do Canadians celebrate christmas?

That's gay

bit gay

i watch anime

No, this is a Muslim country (may peace be upon him)

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>look what you just made me what you just made look what what look what you just made me do

shut the FUCK up

taylor stopped being good with her third album

Stop watching anime.
Stop wasting your money on video games.
Stop letting Juan Pablo Guadalupe De la Rose/Michael Chong near your hair. Visit a professional barber and ask them to style your hair.
Stop wearing baggy clothing.
Shower in the morning.
Shave frequently.
Join an apprenticeship program.

Also gay

no

make me

nah

hmmmmmm

>Shower in the morning.
I'd like to add, if you hate your hair, try washing it less often. It sounds backwards, but the greasiness actually looks good if it's only a little greasy. I only wash my hair 3 times a week, and since I started doing that I've noticed more girls mirin.

>try washing it less often. It sounds backwards, but the greasiness actually looks good if it's only a little greasy. I only wash my hair 3 times a week, and since I started doing that I've noticed more girls mirin.
the fuck?

eat my shorts

disgusted stares are not "mirin"

I look like I have Lego hair the day I wash my hair, however after a day my hair actually looks good. Think what you want, but girls have been doing this for decades, I still wash the rest of my body every day.

*mires you*

watching big mouth

*sends you a flirty text message*

that sounds terrible

friend showed me that and it did not make me laugh

*gets a new phone number*

No wait, maybe you're right.

I've only "noticed" girls mirin when my family or friends have told me. They're probably just trying to build my ego.

tfw there won't be a new daily shoah until wednesday

you guys think I can drive without insurance though the interstate in LA

*asks your friends and family for your new phone number*
*continues to send you lewd messages*

>driving in LA

haha, good luck with that

Just don't crash or do anything illegal. Make sure you tail lights are working, your license plate lights are working, and you're driving less than 9 over the speed limit.

yes

>pizza places that only open at 4 pm

fuck you lou malnati

>there are people who can't tell the difference between swedish and german
well I supposed not everyone browses an okinawan jujitsu fanpage

i am german

*swipes left*

amish*

>Just don't crash
obviously

Did you guys know that Asians have brown nipples and pussies?

*looks at you*

yes kissed licked a many

>tell amish person you speak dutch
>speak dutch
>they think it's normal german

a more perfect menu item doesn't exist

>Tfw people think it's a party trick that you know ever flag in Europe and can tell the difference between every language
My autism helps me impress strangers.

did you know worf's actor is sexy

I didn't know that until I got down there

*avoids eye contact*

proof that asian pussy belongs to darkie men

*doesn't acknowledge eyecontact or maintain it*

>what is the 5/7 layer burrito
>what is the grilled stuft burrito (steak)

>be man
>either get 3 degrees and work for 40-50 years or go broke and hungry
>be woman
>either make something out of yourself, or you can be a whore and post gucci pump pictures 24/7 on instagram until you hit 30, then you can drink wine in spain after divorcing your husband

fantastic

fuck women who take the easy way out
love women who don't

t. female (female)

>Not just buying a box of tacos

the 5 layer burrito was only good when it was $.89

>woman doesn't take easy way out
>works at mcdonalds and has 20 mulatto kids who peck around the neighborhood while she's gone

>tfw all but one Taco Bell went out of business in my state and it's 140 miles away