/mlb/ general - BLACK SHEEP edition

NYY :Mets still view Todd Frazier as a possibility
MIA: Report: Brewers make trade offer for Yelich
TOR: Blue Jays finalize contract with Granderson
LAD: Report: Cubs, Yu Darvish in 'active talks'
SF: Giants announce two-year deal with A-Jax
LAD: Report: Darvish has 5-year offer on the table
CHC: Cubs finalize two-year deal with Duensing
LAD: Brewers make formal contract offer to Darvish
TOR: Travis (knee) expects to start running soon
TOR: Jays haven't talked extension with Donaldson
NYM: David Wright is not ready to retire yet
ARZ: Red Sox, J.D. Martinez actively negotiating

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Cubs

Nats desu senpai

YANKEES

>Yankees are gonna butt rape everyone this year

baez
bryant
harper
stanton
rizzo
schwarber (back in form)
contreras
arrieta platooning at first or a corner OF

ohtani, arrieta, lester, hendricks, cobb

who can stop us????

EXPOS

GO GET EM DEVON

THIS IS YOUR YEAR

DONT BREAK A LEG

1st for Ronald Acuna being the answer to the Braves prayers

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>Get blown out in the last thread.
>Resorts to false flag shitposting in this one.
Don't forget to talk about how Arrieta will hit 30 or 40 home runs and everyone breaks 80+ homers thanks to his palate injections if really sell your shitposting.

Which team is more likely to move to Montreal? The Rays or the White Sox?

rays.

THOME
H
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M
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I'd rather see the White Sox move just to see if we have a mass suicide on /mlb/.

relax my man i dont remember anyone saying the cubs would get stanton (i didnt even post that) but you guys shitposted nonstop about ohtani, cobb, harper, le locker room speech man, kyle schwarber, jake arrieta's potential 20 hr's, and theo epstein cock worship and now we'll have a laugh at your expense

actually i'm going to revise my answer. rays move to portland, renamed the beavers or some shit. expos 2.0 added as new team.

Rude

>500 posts in last general
>15 about the Yankees. Most of which are negative
>hurr durr I'm tired of Yankee dick riding faggots on this board

Yanks are living in your head rent fucking free.

Who has the best curves in baseball.

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Who can stop them?

Stop

If you're going to force me to defend that list.
Cubs getting into in the finals for the Ohtani bowl even though they met zero of his base requirements. Cobb looked to be a good match before he rejected the offer, unless Harper does demand 500 million or some other club overpays for him, he's a near lock for the Cubs (Especially since the Yankees bought out Stanton's contract.), Hayward's speech during that rain delay made his contract (Which ironically wasn't even the largest one he was offered, the methinals would have paid him more to stay.) worth it. Kyle Schwarber gets a mulligan for this year after what he did in 2016, and Epstein deserves whatever he wants after how he broke two of the biggest curses in baseball, if not sports. And you know someone is going to be a contrarian asshole and vote 'no' when Epstein is put on the ballot for the HoF.

Won't defend Arrieta hitting 20 Home Runs though, because that sounds silly and was probably from a shitposter.

And it's not like we didn't pay our dues with the years of Ottoman, Goats and Bartman posting. archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/25909680/

>And it's not like we didn't pay our dues with the years of Ottoman, Goats and Bartman posting.
You mean like the years of whos, down arrows, and montreal posting?

>And it's not like we didn't pay our dues with the years of Ottoman, Goats and Bartman posting.
You mean like the years of *broken arm*/*elbow*, tebow at 35, and mest delusion posting?

>And it's not like we didn't pay our dues with the years of Ottoman, Goats and Bartman posting.
You mean like the years of cheezeburgers, ken griffey jr, and memeiners posting?

>And it's not like we didn't pay our dues with the years of Ottoman, Goats and Bartman posting.
You mean like the years of leafs, leafs, and leafs posting?

To be fair, you did deserve it.

You too.

God just hates the Mariners.

A GOD EVERY SUNDAY NIGHT

WHO /AGOD/ HERE

lifelongs are uniquely embarrassing, holy shit

TWENTY
SEVEN

>TWENTY
>SEVEN
muh rings

run along back to r____t now, lifelongs

This but unironically

No you didn't pay your dues yet.

Thank God for Yankees fans sense of noblesse oblige. They're the light in the darkness

>And it's not like we didn't pay our dues
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Throw the ball motherfucker.

>gaydudes
I bet you would like it if people threw their balls in your face, wouldn't you

How far can you get that thing up you're ass?

>How far can you get that thing up you're ass?
Depends on whose ass it is.

>Recker posters appear.

>everyone that laughs at me is a reckerposter
lol

>t. reckerposter

>>t. reckerposter
What’s a reckerposter?

>>Recker posters appear.
Accusing me of being a Reckerposter.

This guy

LOL

You weren't in the navy BAJP, take off that hat.

> as good as a-rod might possibly be, we'll still have to put up with SANTA MARIA literally every sunday night

>This guy
Didn’t answer my question.

You in the pic

>SANTA MARIA
Was that his waifu in a previous life?

>Judge bats .180 with more strikeouts than last year and his OPS will barely be over 830, but he hits 38 HRs so he's an MVP front runner MUH DINGERS
>Mike Stanton tears his ACL in practice fielding pop ups before game 18 of the season. Fuck him.
>Severino just sucks. You can just tell he's a DUDE THROW HARD LMAO guy that is gonna suck ass this year.
>Aaron Boone will be a shitty-ass manager and he loses the clubhouse after they're back double digits of Boston

Yankees are gonna be trash and I will be extremely satisfied when I'm right. Your praise will be appreciated but not required at the end of the season.

wild card?

no

You're fat.

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the only thing wrong about this post is severino, he's already pretty damn good and might get better

2018 FINAL STANDINGS:
AMERICAN
East: Yankees
Central: Indians
West: Astros
WC1: Red Sox
WC2: Angels

NATIONAL:
East: Nationals
Central: Cubs
West: Dodgers
WC1: Brewers
WC2: Diamondbacks

>Indians
Indians miss the postseason in 2018. After their embarrassing collapse in 2017 (lol), their morale is shattered and they will be a .500 team at best.
Twins take the division and it won't be close.

yeah losedians are a joke lol t. losedians fan

>losedians

How many days until opening day?

Cubs boyposting is out of control

I'm actually a whos fan that would love to see that. I still think they have one more year in them before the Twins and eventually the White Sox take over.

I think the Indians still have a window, but you're right about the Twins contending and possibly contending the division title. Detroit and KC are dumpster trash and will be easy to farm wins against. But taking a series in Chicago this year is going to be more difficult(at least it better be).

*taking the division title

also, why the fuck is shulman leaving? is that a shulman thing or an espn thing?

>wild card?
Dads

Is this the year he gets in the HOF?

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>not knowing it's /r/baseball
fucking nerd

What’s a “reckerposter”?

;_;

>belittles someone for not knowing baseball's subreddit name
That's a good thing, you flaming faggot. Why don't you go back?

>avatarfagging

>posting pictures on anonymous image boards

Basic Sup Forums Trivia: What's thirteen?

>newfagging

>Basic Sup Forums Trivia: What's thirteen
Age of consent

>self-admitted redditor calls me a newfag
Gotta love your deflection skills on this though. You're one of a kind.

>everyone on Sup Forums is the same person

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>deflecting yet again

dang fellas...how about that uh, baseball?

>gets called out for being a redditor
>deflecting
Nice one

Why do you hate James Cameron's masterpiece?

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>samefagging this hard

Only after he admits it was ketchup.

Fuck off bro

EXPOSED

whatever

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Why do people jerk off to Recker?

It could have been pizza sauce if he dipped his calzone in too deep. I definitely love to dip my calzone, but I'm a fork and knife guy when it comes to food that isn't burgers, brats, polish, and hotdogs

If only.

>WE PAID OUR DUES