Not even a parking ticket... this guy's a goddamn ghost!

>not even a parking ticket... this guy's a goddamn ghost!

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>It's like he didn't exist until yesterday

>he's always managed to stay under the radar

>If you were going to kill me... I'd already be dead.

Who the fuck even gets parking tickets? That's an achievement in itself.

>where ya from?
>disneyland

>live in a mostly suburban town
>sidewalks intersect driveways
>if you park blocking the sidewalk, in YOUR driveway you can still get a ticket for obstructing the sidewalk

I've got about fifty of those tickets, no joke. Never gonna fucking pay one either, they can come suck the money out of my ass if they're so desperate.

>Where you from
>Up yours

Literally me

>Stop! If you kill him, you won't be any better than him!
>Yes I will, I'll be alive

>Hero kills hundreds of henchmen just trying to make a living to get to the big bad guy
>Won't kill him because killing is bad, making the deaths of all the goon in vein

>how do I contact you?
>you don't. I'll contact you.

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>the code is 21434 062343Kt okay?
>got it

they probably are. They're secretly adding it onto your taxes

>Hes a ghost....

>But I happen to know the man who can find him by the way....

>Its a GIRL

And your other big bad guy

>what, you didn't assume it was a guy did you? :^)

>Kids n dog vs heavily armed and trained armed soldiers/criminals

>Kids win using nerf guns and love. Armed adults cant do shit

>in vein

>Who died and put you in charge?
>Who put you in charge?
>since when are you the boss?

>90-120 pound sexy lady vs 150-200 pound soldier with thick clothing and armor


>His punches don't fuck her up

>Her punches knock him out

>hasn't updated his facebook profile since highschool, no employment... what was he doing the last five years?

Sup Forums let's rewind the clock a year. These pepe fags wouldnt dare post shit on Sup Forums. I mean what happened did your standards drop? See a guy like me...a. Look I know why you support pepe memes. Why you are afraid of calling them out. The Sup Forums... The Sup Forums has showed Sup Forums how weak you really are....

>this guy's got a rap sheet a mile long
>but he's white

desu threads like these are the only things that make me feel like I live in a culture

word I outgrew the day to day shitposting years ago. It's the tradition that brings me back.

Eminem, retard

>This guys got a rap sheet a mile long.
>Its a literal rap music sheet, and literally a mile long.
>A cop trips over it in the background as nobody notices.

totally unbelievable

...

>The suspect doesnt have any social media profiles

>hmm the suspect must be a lonely creep and possibly a serial killer / rapist

I live in eastern europe and police gets funded from tickets so every once in a while they go on a "spree" and they give 40 dollar tickets to everyone. I got one because I was "blocking the garages" even though I was 15 meters away from them,a friend got one for not having a seatbelt on and another one got one for not wearing a helmet. The last one was legit,but it's funny how all that happened in one day.

necessary but not sufficient

>where's the rescue party?

>I'm it

>guy gets a girl's number from someone
>instant date

>still have the same profile picture, taken on my high school graduation while I'm wearing an edgy black and dark grey suit

How the fuck does that work? Is it an american thing?

>jerry seinfeld gets a number from uma thurman
>he loses the number
>a loser comedian finds it
>later says that he has a date with some chick called uma

>A aims a gun at B and pulls the trigger
>He actually shot someone behind B

>she holds the gun backwards

>What's Plan B???
>That WAS Plan B!!

One kino. name one kino that does this

>"Off the grid"

Fucks sake. this is why boxing matches have weight divisions and men don't fight women. It would basically make the sport 100% predictable before the first bell.

Its just physics that a heavy guy will fuck up a light guy.

>Wait THIS is your guy?

>Character points to body of previous CO or boss
>He did

>The protagonist just needs to be loved and everything will work out in the end

...

>a throwaway line around midpoint in the movie is what explains one of the 'surprises' at the end, but only if your memory is poor and you're unable to question why a non-sequitor is randomly added to dialogue when everything else seems like its relevant; otherwise it's obviously going to cause the 'surprise' at the end and you're watching with disenthusiasm waiting for the ''''big reveal and callback'''

>Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.

>"what ARE you?"

>safe behind a painting that is the focal point of the room

>Characters who hate each other end up with a common enemy and fight together and forge a bond closer than heterosexuals but not as sexual as homosexuals but certainly gay

>in vein

>not who he is
>but where he is

Maybe I'm not a degenerate but neither myself nor anyone I've shared a neighborhood with had trouble keeping from parking on top of a pedestrian pathway. I understand you, I really do, but most people don't have your problem.

National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets

Hey wait a sec this is exactly what happened with me & you guys

>Forget everything you think you know.

>character suddenly remembers things he thought he didn't know

>everything you've been told was a lie

>wake up, we've got a long road ahead of us

everytime

>character gets shot in chest
>tears open coat and shirt
>beautiful pair of soft full breasts
>who said I was a guy?

>Congratulations on the baby!
>What baby?

>[Science guy stands up and snaps his fingers]
>I got it!
>[Science babble]
>English please
>It's a plan so simple an elementary schooler could understand it

Does Drake have AIDS? He looks terrible.

>Scientist comes across unknown lifeform
>"Wait dont shoot it"
>"She's beautiful"
>acts like hes getting off on looking at it for a bit
>"hey there girl, I wont hurt you, don't be afraid"
>suddenly and violently kills him

>Nobody can do that
>Well... there is one guy....
>[Guy doing something masculine like drinking, fighting, cutting wood, riding a motorbike, jumping out of a plane, etc.]

>pushes pencil through paper

>not "well there is one guy"
>cuts to a teenager sitting at his computer playing an mmo or something

>you made me do this

>character doesn't have to constantly scratch his nipples causing them to leak

>it aint me starts playing
>it actually is me
every.
time.

>not 'no man can do it'
>'there is somebody, but she's no man'
>cuts to a clip of a woman doing something masculine

>characters making love
>woman still wearing bra

t. elliot roger

>hero overdoses on heroin
>hero dies in vein

more like
>cuts to a fat black dude or a pretty white girl with colored hair

>Couple fucking
>He isnt calling her a whore and a fucking slut and spitting on her while she says cum inside me daddy make me pregnant baby

found the newmale with the micropenis sized car

>image.png

>where
>you mean when? :^)

You do realize at least one of those already went to open court and since you ignored it, they put a warrant out for your arrest, right?

If they had a warrant I think they'd be able to find him at his home where he keeps getting fined

>Character is a muslim
>They're virtuous and make a sacrifice for some random character
>They're not terrorists at all! They're just like us!

Well they definitely know where he lives and that he owes the city money. Just a matter of if or when they decide to cash in.

...

>criminal gang
>either all white or perfectly equal mix of white, asian, black, latino, native american, east asian, middle eastern, slavic, aboriginal, eskimo, pacific islander etc.

movie
>where are we?

flick
>where are we?
>you mean when are we?

film
>where are we?
>you mean why are we?

romp
>WHEN are we?
>you mean when- oh.

kino
>where are we?
>we're not in kansas anymore

>jewish character gets nakes
>they don't have a little bag of jew gold tied around their neck

oy vey goyim why aren't you forming multilcultural criminal organisations??? are you some kind of skinhead nazi eh??

you goyim need to just come together to commit crime in spite of your differences you stupid fucking goys

But I liked that part in Escape Plan.

why is this trope so good bros

>we dug coal together

>"Your gun and your badge."

>Hero slams badge and gun on desk instead of checking the gun into the armory with a reciept thus releasing himself of all liability should it become lost or stolen.

Usually they don't hunt people down, but rather find out about the warrant while having someone pulled over for literally anything.

IN THE DEEP DARK HILLS OF EASTERN KENTUCKY

>Instead of enforcing this court appointed warrant and doing our duties as police officers let's just not and hope we randomly pull him over one day :^)

Underage get out

>we burned coal together

What is your mom doing itt op?