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Is this a fanfiction?
ACTUAL LALLA WARD ROMANA WAS IN THIS!?
>Half a century ago, Doctor How's famous megalomaniac brother sold his fictional life story to the BBC, painting himself as a lone hero. Disillusioned, their four cousins dropped out. For fifty years, it is Doctor How who has protected humanity against the forces of darkness and stupidity.
So real person fic.
Master being announced at 3:PM GMT.
>Half a century ago, Doctor How's famous megalomaniac brother sold his fictional life story to the BBC, painting himself as a lone hero. Disillusioned, their four cousins dropped out. For fifty years, it is Doctor How who has protected humanity against the forces of darkness and stupidity.
>Illegal aliens try to hack Doctor How's systems, and he finds his estranged cousin Where has already been compromised.
>When reports come in of mysterious attacks by alien creatures, How has to rely on his new assistant Kevin, a petty criminal from south London, and Trinity, a morphing super-predator, as he counters this threat to humanity's existence.
>His efforts are hampered by bungling agents from MI-16, desperate to capture How's time-travel technology.
>Meantime, Doctor How’s cousin When
>When
kek
Parodies are so shit
the uk is in BST
try harder user
So is Big Finish and McGann audio dramas
>Doctor Whoa
Proven wrong in 30 mins.
How canon is this?
Why would you do this...
Someone needs to read this, so we can add this to Shit Trips.
Is BBV audios okay, though?
Parody is the lowest form of wit. This wanker comparing himself to Adams is deluded.
Who /getting old/ here
As I age time feels... Well, less relevant? 7 years ago feels like a year to me compared to how long that length felt 7 years ago.
It gives me a better appreciation for how the doctor can forget so much of his own past, including seemingly important things.
Fuck, I'd be amazed if he remembered Dodo or Mel
Ugly thing.
U wot m9
We have to give value to our local artists, The Tupperware Missing was good
Dr. Whoa indeed;
>Dr. Whoa was released in Europe on the 48th anniversary of the original Doctor Who television series.
Weirdly enough, it seems he remembers all his companions.
>he recognizes Sarah Jane quickly in School Reunion
>recites the names of old companions in Curse of Fenric
>Four knows Charley must be a future companion when he meets her in Light At The End audio, because he says he doesn't remember her, and that he remembers all his past companions
>references Tegan one time as Eleven
>The Sixth Doctor told Peri that he was "always very fond of Jamie."
His memories aren't as personal after regeneration sadly.
Do you think the Face of Boe remembers anything about Torchwood or Rose or even Martha?
He always only mentions the Doctor
That could be the Doctor downplaying things. He often hides how hard he takes things.
Probably.
After 500ish years... I'd say its a realistic thing to say. I feel like the doctor would put things out of his mind, like we all do
>The story contains a rare reference to the Doctor's family. When Victoria doubts he can remember his family because of "being so ancient", the Doctor says that he can when he really wants to and "the rest of the time they sleep in my mind" because he has "so much else to think about, to remember". The Doctor also mentions here that he is about 450 years old.
I mean, do you have any pets that died 15-20 years ago? I mean, not to draw on the companions as "strays" shit, but when you're that young in particular a dog or a cat or whatever can be like a best friend.
But we
>move on
Yup. Same with ex's and all things like that. It's not even that your emotions necassirly lessen for them, it's just that life goes on, you care about other things, your sphere grows, and what might have once filled 50% of your heart might now fill only 1%, even if it never changed size. The heart just got bigger and more stuff went in it. I don't know if that makes sense.
Yes, that makes sense. But I don't think he forgets them. He doesn't think about them often, but he remembers them all.
Except for Kamelion.
That's actually quite sweet user
How could you reply to that after 2 seconds?
This has given you out.
u drunk user?
That's Mongo!
Cloister, rank the Doctors from your most favourite to least favourite
Please include offshoots like the Watcher, the Curator, the War Doctor, and the Valeyard if possible
Thank you
It changes. 7,12,9,11,8,6,4,2,3,1,5,war,curator,watcher, morbius......10
Not super different from mine really. 7 was my first doctor! :)
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4 was my first technically but desu Tom Baker frightened the shit out of me when I was little. Theme music creeped me out too.
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Adam has a great life! He's the man.
What does he get out meeting the same celebrities again and again and again? He doesn't even look happy in the pictures, just sort of vaguely amused.
Hi Adam
He has no desire to enter your place of residence, I hear.
I bet he smells like piss
Adam doesn't have seizures, m8, he has a driving license and a car.
Did I fucking say he had seizures?
He's just baiting, user.
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Bill is gay. Also, new clip!!!!
Best lectures in the game.
It's real.
It comes as no suprise that Bill is a black lesbian.
In fact it was predictable and expected.
Well it took 12 years but there it is. Wonder if there will be a shitstorm.
Does it mean we will finally have a companion who isn't lusting after Doctor?
>Donna Noble
But yeah!!
Short clip
>got everyone in the universe wondering his name
>making bitches wet thinking they're twin flames.
Until series 11. That's when everything changes
holy shit that one user who kept denying it BTFO
>tfw bill is basically a genderswapped version of me now
Atwell is born for this role. Why cant BBC let her play the Doctor?
>people will only care about her tits
fuck off sexist
>implying donna didn't want the time cock
>a companion who isn't lusting after Doctor?
Nope Bill is confirmed to say "I don't swing that way Doctor but I really want to fuck you" in episode 4
>"Bill's gay, and it shouldn't be a big deal in the 21st century, really".
I agree, but why make it into a news-piece? Oh yeah, because being on the LGBTBBQ spectrum is a moral virtue now. It's good though, there'll be no Doctor/Companion romance
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In b4 she is a Muslim and gets crippled in the finale.
Clara never wanted to fuck 12
Bill is the Cyberman seen in the trailer. Moff thinks he's being clever showing us her fate in the trailer.
Better than Chinballs
kys fagit
Wow, so the finale's going to see the first openly gay black cyberman?
She was still longing for 11's dick.
Isn't she a director? Showrunning seems to be done by writers.
Izzy BTFO
The Doctor doesn't know it's Bill until it says "care for some chips doctor?"
Nope she wrote Face The Raven.
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I'm sure William Hartnell, a man brought up in the early 20th century, would be thrilled by this tribute to him and his wife.
You've got an afro,serve chips, and listen to alien lecturers?
(paraphrasing) There was another, but he was impossible.- Last christmas. whom else could she be referring to?
Yes. Moffat thinks he's a gender pioneer.
Damn, I confused her with Rachel Talalay or whatever.
Sarah Dollard is fine.
How do they keep it so fresh after 500 seasons?
I appreciate the 'openly' in that headline. You just know one or two of those classic companions secretly batted for the other team.
Moffat is a genius.
>out of context
>Bill gets turned into a cyberman
>changes sex
>changes species
So happy Doctor Who series 10 is featuring the first openly gay, black, transgender, transspecies companion.
But I won't be happy until Nardole is revealed as genderfluid
And her white lesbian lover gets killed in the first story.
This is going to be desperate stuff
>Moffat denied us the gay brother and reckless sister duo looking up to 12 as a father figure
Why?
"I am a CyberPERSON and my pronoun is Bzzzzzz with 6 z's."
Threadly reminder that this is Heather, Bill's girlfriend which one user disbelieves.
>instead we get gay sister and special needs brother....
>her
Don't assume Bill's pronouns, user.
So Bill is gonna be 13's lesbian lover?
Nardole is the Doctor and River's son. Bill is the foster daughter.
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>but why make it into a news-piece?
Because it's literally the first time it's happened with a lead companion, which is honestly something of a surprise considering RTD was showrunner for 5 years.
>Adric
>Jamie
That's because RTD didn't need to pander to silly identity politics to get people to watch his show.
Wet Dalek lady is a qt
MOFFAT OUT!!!
>Doctor Who gets first openly gay companion
BARROWMAN ERASED
>RTD didn't need to pander
RTD had a lot of male homosexuality. But did he have lesbians at all?