Things you won't hear a Muslim truck driver say

Things you won't hear a Muslim truck driver say

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wheres the brakes?

#IllRideWithYou

Get out of the way

whew, feeling tired, might pull over

GET OUT OF THE WAY

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROO

The mail always goes through

The brakes failed

Take the wheel!

Im sorry it was an accident!

the geopolitical destabilization of the middle east bt the USA made me do this

Hello, sir. I'm your Uber driver!

What this isn't GTA?

HOLY SHIT ITS A PONYTA

This is fucking great ham.

speeding is haram

Growlithe on the other side of this crowd!? He's my favorite!

jesus take the wheel

WITNESS ME

"Dancing in the moonlight
Everybody's feeling warm and bright
It's such a fine and natural sight
Everybody's dancing in the moonlight"

Suspension is rooted and the radiator is fucked

i wish could masturbate even though it is haram

Heh

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Underrated post

Are you Muslim?

Whurtyuh mean you don gawt no halal cheezburgrz?!?!

GET OFF THE ROAD

I sure hope my CIA handler gets my goodbye card.

LOOK OUT!

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i sell icecream
oh wait...

Those strict gun laws sure kept me from killing infidels.