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ridin n da chevy edition

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Obscenely early edition

how has the irishman learned to bait, I thought we banned them from fishing?

Do you actually celebrate Guy Fawkes Night?

>celebrate

not really, some people let off fireworks but it's mainly yobs

yes you cunt
we need to remember when parliamentary democracy was saved by executing a catholic cunt

who was in the wrong here

stop making early editions

had a real life cranial nerve examination at in A&E because i accidentally got a little ibt of glass in my eye.

didnt have asmr because i was knackered from the 4 hour weight to see a doctor though haha

Twinks spotted on that truck

just end this country
we had a good run but it's time to call it a day

awful awful awful

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vicious

why are gays so weird

Absolutely screeching at the concept of American "gun nuts"

would wipe the floor with any yankoid who dares to come on a shoot with me, American gun culture is farcical

after evening–class:
“I am a FIRST-TIME COTTAGER.”
later that night:
“hmm, omm, mmm,
Oh, you've got wood
haven't you (?)”
[opens own eyes]
[looks upwards]
[sees tree–branch]
>I.Ph.A.
mílyj bráte

walking bioweapons

we didn't do anything, it was all their own doing

>When the potato failed, fishermen all over Ireland pawned or sold their gear to buy meal. Woodham-Smith tells us that on January 9 1847, all the Claddagh boats ‘ were drawn up to the quay wall, stripped to the bare poles, not a sign of tackle or sail remaining...not a fish was to be had in the town, not a boat was at sea’.

Amer James Hussain here rochdale terrace house it's the 28th of october 2017 ...
nhs messing me about ...
scottish sheriff messing me about ...

need a bf

this is so fucking pathetic

>Be me
>Flatmates angry at me for stealing one teabag even though they use my milk and eggs
>Walk into kitchen
>Someone left cookies lying around
>Now is my chance to get even
>Shat in the kettle

They will awaken to QUITE the surprise in the morning

Sargon of Akkad lads

>mílyj bráte
>take a break
don't have any kit kats on me sorry mate

>not a fish was to be had in the town, not a boat was at sea

How are you able to tolerate the smell of your own shit over others

flat bread + blackbeans + onions + cheese baked to perfection in 10 for dindin la + Guinness to wash it all off

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Need some good wank material lads.

Too extreme m8

You need to add sugar to all their foods and then stop at once and enjoy watching them go through a withdrawl

Absolutely screeching at the concept of British "pub nuts"

would wipe the floor with any limey who dares to come on a drink with me, British drinking culture is farcical

devilish

your bacteria is different

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>exfoliating scrub

monica, those are bad for your skin dear, the microbeads cause microtears which make you age faster

Switch to a chemical exfoliant, make sure to use an AHA and a BHA one, I recommend paula's choice if you've got the money

Ask me anything if you've got questions about skincare xx

i wish people payed attention to more reputable commentarists, preferably those who have a better grasp of academic literature or at least some understanding of statistics.

Instead people go for the sargons and the molys. the pseud newspaper regurgitators i like to think of them as

vile little slug

fck h8 m8

ugotitflauntit.co.uk/

I want her to fart whilst sitting on my face.

gay rights are poisoning everything in society

Is that intended to be a joke?
What I have posted means "darling brother" (masc. adj + noun in vocative case)".

this but msg

what an utter fucking runt
bet he wrote that video title himself and uploaded it

maycontaingirl
yeah
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do you ever do "quirky" things in the hope of garnering attention

I am an Anglo.

All my friends are Anglo, just like me.

I go to pub, I go on vay-cay, I even wash my Yorkshire Terrier once a week like a good little boy.

I eat Nando's and I occasionally like to walk to Tesco's to grab some Nutella.

This is my heritage and I'm proud.

can't even get it up to studio porn any more, all just seems so fake

umm..a.) you didn't do it b.) that is just nasty to even think about xx

the resident autistic housemate was doing his hiding in his room waiting for the kitchen to be free trick earlier. I knew the other lads had been in there chatting, so I went down and purposefully extended the conversation, then went out of my way to spend over an hour preparing and cooking dinner. It took another 40 mins to eat it, then I did all my washing and ironing. To top it all off one of the other lads came in from work at this point and started doing his dinner too.
No dinner for you tonight my awkward friend of whom I know nothing as you have never actually spoken to me.

DESPISE runts with "social anxiety"

will i feel awkward going cinema on my own? feel like it would be in the evening but not really at 4pm on a sunday

this is quite literally the concept of /brit/

What is the average amount of money a sole person should go through in a week excluding rent/utilities and all that bollocks?

forgot pic

>her

Neither are pseudo intellectuals

Seventy five Deutschmarks

good lad

>have literally the perfect place to live
>close to the gym, kinotorium, various other hobbies and toil
>it's near a uni so all the houses have been bought and converted in to uni sharehouses

FUCKING STOP THIS SHIT ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wake up
look right, see this
"mornin"
what do

>Neither are pseudo intellectuals

>vay-cay
>Nutella
FOY

do you say a prayer to the queen before bed?

>twinks on a fucking track
jesus christ the absolute state of the uk

awwwww..that brainlet wokack is sooooo qttttt!

p.s: i know you stole it from me, but it is OK

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laughed at this post since i'm almost certain this is what my flatmates used to do

new flat doesn't do that but the first flat i was in for university they spent all day in the kitchen/living room playing music until late at night so i could only actually cook and eat food after 1am. (and then once or twice i was told to keep the noise down, even though i wasn't that loud but the doors were.)

feel kind of bad though incase people didn't like me because i did talk and want to be friends (not entirely as autistic as i sound since i did drink with them a few times, but that just made me more confused and i regret it a lot since i sort of gave a passing illusion of being a merely depressed normal person.)

haha bet all the students make a fuck load of noise and that.
hahahaha

anyone else buzzing to look at the clock and watch it go back x

strange creature

my local county house/palace has public fireworks on its grounds, one of the few times a year all the locals are in the same place, its nice

spectator sports boggle my autist brain
people comment on them like they can actually influence anything

/brit/ posters aren't people sweaty x.

>americuts need lube to wank

do they not have precum in america?

'ello, 'ello, 'ello my very good ANGLO friend.

Love being a part of the grandest group of people in the whole wide world, don't you?

based

>There is a cult of ignorance in the United Kingdom, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge".
~ carl of swindon

fucked this twice in 20 minutes, but if a hot naked woman was before me i'd probably fail to get hard aha

Feel like I belong on a different universe when I see stuff like this

The birth of the buy to let mortgage was the death of this generation

fucking normies won't leave the kitchen lads they're talking

my specially bought guineafowl for tonight is spoiling away in the fridge and i'm just eating packets of crisps i keep under my bed for these occasions

I FUCKING HATE FLATSHARING

GURGLING

Hm yes

What do americans think about the fact that their country will be majority non-white in about 20 years?

ALrigjt lads my name is zach, I’m the handsome and personable king of /cric/ it’s a bit dead today night so I’d thought I’d come here
How is everyone tonight
For me, I am getting MANGLED and listening to anco

think a bit of the ol' regional development would do the north a heap of good

not your friend yank

I'm circumcised and I don't need lube

chocolate chip digestives lads

CANCER LA!!!!

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STATE ENFORCED HOMOSEXUALITY

everytime I think it must be fake and then I check
fucking state of this bloke i swear

>Have one takeaway for 6 quid
>Fills me up and I go to sleep happy

>Buy supermarket meals on /shit/'s advice
>Still starving despite eating a meal and a lunchtime deal

If I have one more meal I EXCEED the cost of a takeaway.

Why do I listen to this general?
It only gives bad advice.

drive.google.com/file/d/0B24wHuyDETj3dzNzS1E5V1lfNkU/view
fun to read and hilarious story about a fat lady who owns like a billion buy to let properties but is in very shaky financial territory

>kino
>peng

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Pogba? I rate him