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>The MMA Hour #418 - 01/22/18
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>Monday Morning Analyst - 01/22/18
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>Stud Radio #210 - 01/23/18
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>Big Brown Breakdown #63 - 01/23/18
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/mma/ News:
>‘Real champ’ Nate Diaz teases that he’s ready for UFC return
mmafighting.com/2018/1/23/16926292/real-champ-nate-diaz-teases-that-hes-ready-for-ufc-return

>Cris Cyborg now says she'll fight Amanda Nunes in UFC champ vs. champ fight in July
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/cris-cyborg-now-says-shell-fight-amanda-nunes-in-ufc-champ-vs-champ-fight-in-july

>Scott Coker on Cris Cyborg's attendance at Bellator 192: Nothing to see here
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/scott-coker-on-cris-cyborgs-attendance-at-bellator-192-nothing-to-see-here

>Ex-champ Anderson Silva vehemently denies taking PEDs: 'Nothing, never in my life'
mmajunkie.com/2018/01/ex-champ-anderson-silva-vehemently-denies-taking-peds-nothing-never-in-my-life

New Fights:
Maryna Moroz vs Angela Hill - UFC on FOX 28
Austin Arnett vs Cory Sandhagen - UFC on FOX 27
Felice Herrig vs Karolina Kowalkiewicz - UFC 223
Jack Marshman vs Elizeu Zaleski - UFC UFN 127

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Thanks Cal

BiSpi Bless

calendarnigger

Stipe won the decision
Ngannou wins the rematch

I want Grasso to pee on me

First to call out the Cazies this thread

This slick son of a bitch walks up to you and offers to show you around a nice duplex in East Rockaway on Long Island. What do?

Reminder to filter Germany, Netherlands and the sperg buzzword of the week.

Reminder to remind them you have them filtered so that it revs the loser up even more.

Aha

Blackstar i know you will see this

First to call out the Cazies this thread

based Cal bruh.. bringing the NUWS

>phone poster

sorry Al, I'm looking for something a little closer to the city

Jon Jones’s camp release statement on positive drug test
mmafighting.com/2017/8/22/16187568/jon-jones-manager-camp-release-statement-on-positive-drug-test
>We are all at a complete loss for words right now. Jon, his trainers, his nutritionists and his entire camp have worked tirelessly and meticulously the past 12 months to avoid this exact situation.

Imagine being incapable of seeing words on a screen

Imagine being a cazzie who thinks Jones is the p4p #1 and not DJ...
Man, I don't think I even can

Does anyone have the gender wars fight video with the girl kneeing the guy in the face? I can't fucking find it anywhere.

user, lots of people are looking to buy property on Long Island. Little duplexes like this make great investment properties. Why don't you just come take a look?

That was fast

Literally nothing wrong with being /cazz/ prove me wrong

>Fought for his country at the olympics
>Sets good example for people to live by
>Forms strong bond with his team at AKA Foreign or not
>Doesn't break up friendships over things like teammates training with others like Team alpha male

DC CANNOT be more based

It’s dilutes the sport my man, fuck cazadores

>So rev'd he has to beg for attention this badly
Beg me more again like you did the first time.

>I'm not crying I'm just sober

>eats popeyes

Don’t forget
>Traditional Family Christian man

You LITERALLY have to be either actually racist or a complete SJW degenerate Faggot not to love DC

DC is a good belt-holder I won't deny it, the eternal interim champion.

Continuing the future champ posts. This guy is going to be BW champ

Imagine having the same jon jones discussion for 2 days straight

who has a better bunda, holly or bethe?

Whats wrong with that user?

You mean THE champ, surely you aren’t exposing yourself claiming a steroid monkey is the champion?

Do you think he has a job? Like even a part time one?

Alright, but I'm not signing anything...

I would do ANYTHING to meet DC

A N Y T H I N G

Boys how can I get on the heem discord

Literally who are you referring to

No I mean't the eternal interim belt-holder. Jonathan Dwight Jones is the lineal current LHW champion and consensus GOAT.

Neetbux ya goof

a n y t h i n g a t a l l

t. caz/ESPN Watcher

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Like its at every hour, does he sleep?

nothing mate i wish i could eat popeyes

Sorry to break it to you coke head but Jon "human growth hormone bones" Jones is a cheater and should be treated as such

Are you okay?

towel

Al vs Paul Felder at 223 my guys

Card of the year no doubt

206.2 lbs belt holder of the world

>tfw you're such a soyboy that you're asked to help female pro fighters in your gym

lol no mate... I'm not okay... how are (YOU) doing tonight? lmfao

Imagine being fans of a known cheater, drug dealer, drug addict, pregnant women murdering, drunk driving, piece of literal garbage

Just imagine how low of an IQ you must have to be considered such

I honestly unironically cannot, I guess I’m just superior morally and intellectually speaking

Jones lost to Matt Hamill

Is popeyes better than kfc? I only ever tried kfc

No one actually is. Just NEET losers with nothing else on the plate

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Jones is literally unironically the Light Heavyweight Champion and you're a seething slug

I retired at 32 I'm 36 now

sorry i don't do business with fauxhawked manlets

More than likely this, I’m assuming anyone with a job or education can see see you shouldn’t “like” a criminal who should be in prison for attempted manslaugter

is succ posting back on the menu?

>a terrible person can beat everyone up
Hello soyboy. Bullies win in real life.

>that Pride shirt un the background

And you’re entitled to that opinion my man, just hope you know it literally automatically labels you as being a brainlet, just so we are clear.

He's having a field day, I love it

PLEASE. ANYONE. PLEASE FUCKING HELP

god Rory always looks like a fucking disaster after his fights
not looking forward to his CTE years

>Bullies win in real life

Tell that to /ourMEN/ DC and Stipe

The lineal current LHW champion is GSP

You like DC cause he's a mandrama loser like you right?

worked

It's crazy how much better looking the Bellator belt is compared to the UFC belt

>replying to the same post twice

S E E T H I N G R A G E

>Has a loving family and crew like AKA
>Olympian
>Not a druggy
>Loving wife and kids
>STILL has his belt and rightfully so

I think we all know who won in the end

Stipe is great, and I love him.
Jon Jones isn't a good person, but he beat mostly other roided up fools, and is a godlike fighter. I'm sorry they win, but Jones is the best fighter in the world.

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Must be tough being a fan of Jones

Nope. Cause I only care about fights. And he has the best fights.

>godlike fighter
>needed roids to be anything more than a gatekeeper
Sure

It's amazing how much he is getting underestimated after getting caught with roids. Yes he is a roid head but still doesn't mean people will suddenly beat him. USADA would have to keep him under 24 hour surveillance for people to start beating jon. There is no way he doesn't spring for straight designer shit for the rest of his career.

I mean, having a sub 100 IQ definitely is tough, no Jones fan has ever not been in that boat as well

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It's not an opinion. It's a fact.

>needed roids to be anything more than a gatekeeper
This isn't true though.
His skill is obvious. He is just a true HW and needs roids to have that power at LHW. The only LHW to challenge him is DC. I think this would be true regardless of roids.

Way too many cazbros in this thread

Or is it just me?

>fedor has more camaraderie with cc than with aleks

>Never lost
>Objectively best fighter to ever exist
>Must be tough

Sorry bro don't know that feel. Can't imagine being a DCuckold fan though. Forever #2.

Nah hes a glorified reachbabby can with fat loser fans who spend their lives on imageboards

>It’s a fact

Every source I’ve read says DC is the undisputed champ, maybe you can’t read either, wouldn’t surprise me

ALL THE GOATS DID STEROIDS.

jones fans are literally cucks lel he constantly fucks up and they still beg for more and welcome him back little betas

>The only LHW to challenge him is DC
What about Gus? Nobody will ever know how Jones would have done against Rumble "heart of a rabbit" Johnson, styles make fights

>best fighter to ever exist
>has to inject mutant shark semen to stay alive against DC
Huh

You mean his skill he gained from being able to train significantly more than others, training he only managed due to steroid abuse?

Do you also believe the earth is flat just cause you read somewhere online?

Jones is the champion. Everyone knows what happened at UFC 214 and 182. Did you watch UFC 182 user? Or are you a 189er?

Doc's theme gets me hype every time he fights.
HATERS IN THE BUILDING
"haha..."
>GLORIOUS TRUMPET

DCbros will never ever know this feel, as our savior Daniel Ryan Cormier is a trustworthy father figure and man of the Lord Jesus Christ

I can’t image being in love with a degenerate

>Literally objectively the best fighter ever and is 2-0 against the current belt-holder
You cannot dispute this.

Everyones on steroids