Ruin a movie in 10 words or less

>starring Martin Lawrence

>a dark/edgy reimagining of

>live-action remake

>Sony Pictures

>From visionary director [Insert Literally Who or Zack Snyder]

>Directed by Zack Snyder

>hating bad boys II

What a pleb

>based on a comic book superhero

>sundance official selection

>movie

This and

>Rob Schneider is...

>starring Emma Foreheadson

>...with Music by Hans Zimmer

>remake of a classic

Bruce Willis was dead all along

>The new Super Hero Movie...

>Based on a True Story

>[Flick] is hella diverse!

>From the creative minds of Marvel and DC...

>directed by Brian De Palma

>from the producers of...

Inspired by a true story

>from the makers of anything

>starring anyone

>From the executive producers that brought you...

From female director...

>made after 1990

>From the people who brought you...

>From the guys who saw

>IN A WORLD

>[] starring in the role of a lifetime...

>loosely based on a thought

>from the producer of Delgo

>an epic tour de force

>female remake
>empowering female lead
>diversity like you have never seen before

>And a Dog!?

>Commercial advertises the RT score

>progressive

>winner of shitty 3rd world film award

>bluray cover quotes a tweet

>Starring Milla Jovonich

>you're probably wondering-

so dense
every
frame
has
so
much
going
on

>Face of actor on the cover is covered in words

>But not quite as he/she imagined it

>modern and edgy take on a classic

>like being shot then thrown out of a plane - guy on Sup Forums

>an awe inspiring story about.....

>it's a horror movie
>it's a fantasy with wizards and magic movie
>it's a capeshit movie

>edgy

>what is Bad Boys
>what is Black Knight

nice shit taste you got there.

BAHLEE DAT BADOW

>4 Stars! [extremely questionable publication]

...

>Reccomended by the Sup Forums

>staring Aaron Eckhart

What is this 2013?

>Will make you change the way you see race....

[Literal Who] Award
"Dark and Gritty"
"Edgy"
"It's like X mixed with Y"
"It's X turned up to 11"
"It's a mature/dark/gritty/edgy X"
"It's X if Y didn't/did Z"
"It's X without Y!"
"From the X of [Shit Film]2
"Amazing[..] Revolutionary[...]" Etc
[Publication Who Has Publicized Opinions Or Articles That I Don't Agree With Or Don't Follow My Political View]

>quentin tarantino presents

/thread

>Based on a joke by Doug Benson

>From the studio that brought you…

>TRAILER TOMORROW

...

>Present Day Stephen Spielberg

Underrated

>Starring Finn Wolfhard

every time

yes

>All female cast

>a tour de force

also

>Owen Wilson in it

Hero was good though

>re-imagining
>an all female version of a classic

>From the critically acclaimed masterpiece [insert movie]

>from the guys who jacked off to

>From the guys that brought you

>starring Seth Rogen

>Dubstep trailer
>CGI of exploding/falling buildings

Fuck off Friedberg and Seltzer are the last remaining Kinographers we have left along with Snyder and Wiseau.

>what is Midnight in Paris

>power starts playing

>Directed by Paul Feig.

>Based on the best selling novel for young adults.

>From the creators of Shrek and Madagascar

>no animals were harmed

>Starring Melissa McCarthy
>Starring Hugh Grant

>movie is about edging

>2

>Directed by Joss Whedon

>made before 2016

>A modern take on....

>National Lampoon's

>this comedy

>Romance

>your taste

Are we still in the early 200s?

>Directed by Steven Spielberg after 1998

>THIS SUMMER