ITT: We rate our countries international relations

ITT: We rate our countries international relations

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My country or what I think of it?

your country

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Why doe Sweden have problems with Germany?

forgot to fix kaliningrad

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Rated solely based on what the German government has done over the years, might be too harsh but the refugee crisis fucked my country.

Is australia the only country in the world with no bad relations, etc??? I think so

i mean we're pretty much in the same position as you

>cucknadian replies to me

china should be yellow

get mad pls

Americans hate us.

orange

this is based on international relations m8, the US doesn't hate us

definitely more like 'major issues' than 'some good'

Turkey and maybe Greece should probably be light green

>Western Sahara is light green
What, why?

>no South Sudan
Please, kill yourself.

Why is Qatar light yellow? The largest US airbase in the middle east is located there.

Yes they do. They want to destroy us for stealing their jobs. Trump hates Canada.
I guess because the GGC spat but the US is still defending Qatar against the GCC's unreasonable terms.

>Trump hates Canada
ah yes, the true consensus on American opinion

It's true, Trump speaks for everyone, you see the crowds he pulls.

r8

wew

your relations with me are negative, borderline hostile

Everyone likes us except *srael

we don't really care about jungle merrican afterall

You're not fooling anyone with East Timor
Leave them and their oil alone

>neighbors all shades of green

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it feels good to be the good guy of the world

nigga, they are the one who beg our help to support their oil rights from eternal aussie now

welcome to asean
the most friendlist region even to each neighbor


except for cunny burma

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>good

Mine

>FUCKING FASCIST RUSOPHOBES CELEBRATE MAY 9TH!!!!!

Beautiful colours of the Russian flag

Not that bad desu hell we even give free money to countries that fucking hate it is all about the globalist meme

>He erased Japan
kek

You know a huge part of our population comes to party there, right?

>americans go to get drunk in mexico and to sexually abuse minors while screaming "mexico will build our wall" from their side of the border

Wow, what a great relationship

See, sounds like they have a good time.

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Why is your relationship with PNG good? Why are relationships bad with the Solomon Islands and Vanuatu?

PNG is good because both of us cooperate with each other and they are never meddling our internal affair
Solomon and vanuatu always being bitch and meddling our internal affair
we also have good relationship with fiji

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UMA

>Sweden gets out of their way to invite immigrants, more than any other European country
>Clearly, this is Germanys fault
Seriously, go fuck yourself

I just read about how Indonesia oppresses West Papuans. Carpet bombing of Java and genocide of survivors when?

based

You pissed off various SEA countries with your boat policy, so

>Why is your relationship with PNG good?
it's got pretty good compression while still maintaining high quality

Relations with Spain could go worse, since we might recognize republic of Catalonia.

I'm pretty certain that Brexit constitutes at least a 'minor issue' in the UK's international relations

>Not colouring in Crimea blue for additional shitpost points

nice

just had a deja vu of this posts, guys

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reddit

Based Irish bros. You guys are adorable.

Belaruse are your buddies though, maybe also Iran

you will all pay dearly for supporting the judeo american aggression against my motherland
the end is near
we will kill your children and salt your lands

It's pretty standard.

His post was ironic

Fudge this.

>Positive relationship with New Zealand

Ah fuck, the image didn't get dragged all the way to the right on my MS Paint so I missed that.

I stole the image from the Indonesian who had them in green.

>Not colouring in Crimea blue for additional shitpost points
they forfeited St Petersburg, so it evens out

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KOREAN PIG ENEMY OF MANKIND
死ね嫌な顔

nice

What kind of issues do you have with us?

Well, probably none, but people here are not fond of NATO forces in your countries.

if any country is going to get rekt in the coming decade it would most likely be south korea...this is actually very true.

you literally did not have to take any refugees. You could send them back to Denmark because it's a safe country and the refugees are going through the Denmark. We could have sent back all the refugees back to you but we are too cucked and eager to follow your politics and become a poorer version of Swedistan

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why are we colored in orange?

Kuril Islands dispute, I guess

Are you chink?

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It's pretty much standard western relations, with a few exceptions
>Exceptionally good
Slovakia, Israel
>Decent
Syria
>Serious issues, but not hostile
Lichtenstein, Bavaria

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>russia having good relations wioth the west
no

lol

retard

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>Russo-French Rapprochement
>Entente
>Ungarischer Unabhängigkeitskrieg mit Hilfe der russischen Armee auf das Österreich
>Western intervention against Bolshevism
>Russian classic literature with text inserts in French and German without translation


That was enough as for me. Kann Ich weitergehen?

Чтo нe тaк, ты нe pyccкий чтo ль?

oh just some quick explanations

>UK
obvious.
It's not a rivalry but we definitly have major issues, especially now. Also people and football wise.
>France
seems to be alright at the moment (politics)
we like them more than they like us tho.
>Spain
I heard there are issues with our tourists and mafia down there. Also some industrial stuff.
>italy
like spain but worse. Also some ww2 butthurt on both sides
>poland
don't even have to explain. Would have painted them red if they wouldn't act like a countrysized joke
>Turkey
Just fuck off okay, fuck you and your erdoshit president. Stop playing big bois while acting like little kids
>Greece
Eurocrisis, mostly our fault
>Israel
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>Russia
some issues but we just have most problems with Putin and crimea, for some reason.
>Japan
heard they want a trade deal or something.
also positive overall.
>USA
muh NATO, muh monies, muh car deals, muh exports, muh refugees, muh bases, muh we own you
the list goes on
>Namibia
reparations n shiiiiieeeetttt

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Chile gets along with everyone.

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And now, from someone who actually keeps track of our foreign relation fuck ups

>readily suck up to the U.S for cheap military hardware, but end up ignoring most of their reprimands while counting on Russia
>try to keep cordial relations with Russia
>they own a major share in a strategic region-wide retail company with many, also strategic, subsidiaries
>the government hurriedly throws in with U.S hedge funds
>all while cozy-ing up with Ukraine, but also wanting to further relations with Russia
>ignore Germany in regards to relations with Serbia
>mini trade cold war with Serbia
>spice up the Slovene connection by ignoring the new division of the Piran gulf
>continuous scandals with Bosnia regarding import/export
>magically, with no effort from the government, Turks come bearing treaties and gifts of promising relations, all while Russians are getting mad
>Montenegro
>the strong silent type
>Macedonia
>It's Macedonia...
>Italy with their constant fisheries and financial sector acquisitions in the south
>Hungary with the shaky INA-MOL petrol companies dispute