Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese

Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a grilled cheese.

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mommies are better because they have that extra special ingredient - love

With that shitty American "cheese" no less

High octane autism on display making this thread everyday

>He hasn't gone balls to the wall with a simple recipe

Last night I made a grilled cheese with sourdough and six different cheeses. It was fucking wonderful. Clearly you know not of the joys of cooking.

There's literally no nutrition in that, is that what numales eat?

>no mustard

then why does he make it look like art?

This is the most masturbatory cooking scene ever

there are multiple types of cheeses on there
>not being able to recognize different cheeses
the life

What kind of butter is that?

>square
>looks like plastic mold

It's American cheese alright

>putting butter all over bread
>also putting oil on the plaque
fucking disgusting

This movie was mediocre but it made me very hungry.

no
its love

>i have never fried something - the post

fucking this

what the fuck?

it's disgusting.

What did OP mean by this?
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this triggers Sup Forums so much

the madman. what is op's endgame?

someone has a black belt in autism.

He himself doesn't even know. But there can only be one in the wreckage brother

this scene makes me want to eat cheese

>It's just a grilled cheese.
yet he can't seem to even make it right.

>didn't preheat the pan
>used fucking OIL
>coated the shit with what looks like some type of EU sheepsmilk butter
>actually CHECKED the underside, letting all the steam out, instead of going by smell
>didn't toast both sides of the bread
>didn't even melt the cheese
who is this guy? some self-surmised 'expert' vlogger living off daddy's trust fund?

Was going to post this. Unnecessary bullshit.

TOO

MUCH

CHEESE

You can never have too much cheese

do shut up

>then why does he make it look like art?
>he thinks this retardation is art
this is why 99.9% of art majors are fuckin retards, and why there has been no great 'artiste's' since the Renaissance.

>>i have never made something exquisite - the post

>
>the madman. what is op's endgame?
early onset Alzheimer's and debilitating autism?

Keep it up OP. I'm a fan of your work

he's a dumb template poster aka a redditor that went straight to boards that aren't Sup Forums or Sup Forums

t. lardasses.

That's mayonnaise.

Is this from Chef? Can't watch the webm on my phone

do american people actually eat shit like this?

This isn't Reddit where every thread is preserved for later reference and commenting. Reposts on a fast moving board are fine. But being Reddit you wouldn't know that. Crybaby retard.

DUDE COOK LMAO

>This isn't reddit
>Reposts are fine

What could he have possible meant by this

Repetitive meme phrases as posts is the sign of a Sup Forums or Sup Forums baby.

here's your (you)

Yeah.
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You have to go back. Stop taking anime image boards so serious. Good lord.

is this trash really a staple of the american diets? jesus no wonder you guys are all fat diabetic heart diseased cancer patients.

>Sup Forums is for shitposting lmao
This is classic newfag behaviour

No wonder americans kids are all fat fucks.

>go back
OK, I will go back to an on-topic thread.

Breakfast kino

the call that saved a sandwich.

You motherfucker, now you've gone and done it...

>do Americans really ____

The thread.

Yeah I thought so. It was a cute movie, not great but I don't regret watching it.

The whole thing would just fall apart after one bite

Jesus christ Doctor, it's just an egg roll.

This

I worked at McDee, even they grill without oil and butter

>all that faggot shit from joe rogan, pft more like joe fagan

if that's kino (fake pretentious garbage) then this, this is cinéma

>butter AND oil on the outside

>no wet ingredients on the inside

and how's he supposed to bring the cheese up to melting point inside the bread without making the read overdone and tough when the bread's already been toasted to brownness before the cheese even goes on?

This movie is Stella got her groove back for obese manbabies

yea i tried things. sucking a dick is trying things. pineapple on pizza is trying things. cooking with BOTH butter AND oil is not trying things - i don't need to experiment to know that mixing shit and diarrhea will not taste like chocolate fudge ice cream

wee irn bru too.

>shit tier hot sauce (not even red sauce)
>eggs are soggy as fuck from using way too goddamn much oil, no salt/pepper
>left the rind on the cheese, not even melted
>disgusting pickled jalapenos
>3 pieces of bread, not even toasted

top wew

that makes it even worse (if that was feasible)

the best food is food that can be eaten in the queue for the dole

Fuck you op posting dirty food porn like that. Some of us are trying to stop being fat fucks and you posting that gooey mess doesn't help

>not using camember or roquefort

>fried eggs

I assumed they were poached based on how watery and horrible they are

could you fit anymore cheese in there?

also this direction is the definition of pretentious inauthentic cinema.

rye in a buttered bun? that might actually be good.

>favreau grilled cheese scene
>food porn

what the fuck is wrong with you? shouldn't you be reposting asty videos on instagram or something you massive faggot?

all these triggered nu-males
>REE REE THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE GRILLED CHEESIES

if you think those even have a remote possibility of being poached you need to fucking kill yourself

>rye

that's a slab of sausagemeat mate

>all these super plebs that don't even know why you use butter and oil
>thinking they can critique anyone's food

That being said, that is a fuck ton of cheese but I'd still eat it t b h

Describe to me in detail the ways in which they do not resemble poached eggs

...

clean muh barnacles

>sourdough
>6 cheese
>"balls to the wall"
you must live a boring life

>wasting good cheese

Grilled cheese is immediately beneath the burger as America's national dish; show some damn respect.

They have a visible yolk and you can see on the bottoms that they were browned by the pan

Different user but for a simple grilled cheese sandwich, that's pretty hardcore without venturing into Guy Fieri territory

Well hombre, besides the flat fucking shape and the general recognizable appearance of sunny-side up eggs, there's the soggy brown edges that come from being cooked in dirty oil at too-low heat. When you poach an egg the thin film of white that surrounds the yolk is cooked, turning white and obscuring the yolk completely.

Is that enough for you, asshole?

It's one shitposter trying to make meme.

That's what I thought (it's plausible)

more food webms? Ja/ck/ posting is also acceptable...

>>I worked at McDee, even they grill without oil and butter

huh?

you don't make a grilled cheese without butter, otherwise it's just some cheese smashed between a few pieces of dry toast.

have any of you fucks ever cooked a single meal for yourselves?

And you didn't even mention the sauerkraut which is really the cherry on top of that shit sundae.

Better than UK version

>this is what amerifats actually eat

>can't appreciate a good piece of bread between some more bread
uncultured swine

>american cheese is just pasteurized fluoride

>olive oil
>frying
retard alert.

>this is literally masterful cuisine to americans

It's cheddar.

The brownness could just as easily be from balsamic vinegar added to the pan to keep the eggs from breaking up. Additionally, as you mentioned the edges are soggy and broken, not crisp like you'd expect from an egg fried in oil.

>poached eggs can't be flat
>poached eggs can't have visible yolk

just fucking kill yourselves, jesus christ

Fuck you I won't grill what you tell me!

A grilled cheese is two pieces of cheese fried between two slices of bread!

haha EPIC :^)

People get so mad over a scene from a movie.

Fucking pan fried, you retards!

Olive oil is perfectly fine for frying. You're thinking of extra virgin olive oil, which has a lower smoking point.

I can't tell if you're baiting or just making shit up to attempt to damage control, but no, poached eggs are never flat, nor are they brown around the edges.