Will Turner is BACK, baby

Looks like piratekino is back on the menu, boys!!

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Great, so Salazar or whatever fucks up the Underworld so Turner starts getting Davey Jones'd, yet remains to have his """"""good looks"""""" intact. Brilliant.

davy jones was in a much advanced state tho

looks awesome

people that saw this said it was pretty good

2nd best in the series

>people that saw this
What, at previews?? Why did I not hear about this??

>people that saw this
"who"

>if you don't do the job you'll get all tentacly
>lol just kidding

they showed the entire movie at cinemacon

davy wasn't doing the job for ages tho bill didn't for a maximun of 10 years

Yeah I was excited that they were talking about making will ugly.. Guess not

What happened to Javier Bardem. He's a great actor but he's been starring in shit movies for the past 5 years now

He should look worse than that still. Idk, still has potential but i was expecting an uglier Will

Either studio is too much of a pussy or orlando bloom is

>val kilmer
Literally who?

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>No Davy Jones and his top notch voice

>DUUUU YOUAHHH FHEEAR DEEATTTTTH?

I thought Will was fine and wasn't part of the curse because his Waifu didn't cheat on him and those were the rules?

>Latin dub named it :Salazar's revenge

this is the first time i heard the spanish title is miles better, dead men tell no tales sounds like a direct-to dvd sequel.

wasnt the whole idea that davy jones only got fuglied because he wasn't fulfilling his duty properly

>Will Turner trailer
>No Will Turner in it.

Hi Val.
Twixt sucked.

>WILL YE SEHV?
>I-i will serve
>BLEEH

>gain new crew member
>cum in pants

>Will Turner
>he doesn't turn

Well it looks like it's slowly transforming him. Maybe because he wasn't an asshole in life it takes longer? It's only been 10 years since we last saw Turner whereas Davey Jones had been doing this for who knows how long.

The only reason I am even remotely interested in seeing this after skipping the last one, is Javier Bardem and his villain Salazar. The best part of the PotC movies was the bad guys and their crews, namely Davey Jones and Barbosa.

>X's revenge
>revenge of the X
Whooah, so original.

CGI shitfest. Looks like another At World's End clusterfuck.

>shills will defend that shit

Sparrow lookin a little chunky in the face

Fuck off, At World's End is very good.

They had to suspend filming because of Depp's meltdown.

Sounds like Salazar deserves his revenge t b h

I just don't get why you marry a woman like 30 years younger than u and not expect her to be a gold digging whore, like Jesus m8, there's plenty of 20 something's that grew up on your movies that'll jump on your dick.

Fuck I hate celebrities.

>he hasn't seen the webms
She's a modern-day Helen, no man can resist her irl

Fuck off you literal shill.

Haha, he likes a movie that i don't so his a shill! haha

She was worth it.

Does Sup Forums unironically believe this?

what about qt keira?

don't give a shit about anyone else in those horrible flicks

I don't. That faggot might.

>defending the retarded, bloated, confused Pirates 3
>literally a movie that they started shooting before the script was finished

Apparently she refused to be part of these movies that print money.

Sup Forums here.
Can confirm AWE is kino

Is 4 worth watching?

>that print money
Did the last one actually do that well? I don't recall anyone ever going to see it. I skipped it.

source

Made over a billion worldwide.
Only like ~$215,000,000 in the US though

i hope everyday you wake up you look in the bathroom mirror
and realize that there's nothing for you today
just like yesterday
and the stain on your clothes reminds you of that dream you had with that special someone
but realize that there's no one in your bed
and you have to wash the sheet covers again
and you're out of detergent
and wonder why the sink is wet since you haven't turned on the faucet
but suddenly realize it's your own tears

Yeah I thought that too. But recently I found out it actually made a ton of money

Well damn. I watched the first ~10 minutes of it and tuned out cause it just didn't seem worth it.

This

...

Who is this?

No.

People actually like these movies?Why?

why

That's a pretty cute girl.

Does she have a penis?

fack off

>piratekino
you mean kiddie kino cause thats who this movie is marketed for

She's a cute. Cute!

not anymore:^)

Salazar did nothing wrong.

i'm actually pretty excited for this, ghost pirates is always a cool concept.

i'm sure it'll be an enjoyable popcorn flick

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FUCK YOU
btw whats that qts name?

wasnt the reason why he got ugly was because he wasnt doing his job?

why is she such a tryhard

I don't get it, why is Will turning into a squid? Is he evil now? Because from what I understood about the whole Davy Jones curse, it occurs only if you neglect your duty. So does that mean that Will is evil now?

fuck you

I saw an early screening of this, its awful. They end up exactly where they started at the beginning of the film, except Orlando Bloom's son gets a gf.

bamp

>Puh-lease

Oh yeah, like that shit would be said by Barbosa, IET or davy jones

It means they don't give a fuck about consistency within the laws of their own movies.

Orlando Bloom already called this abortion a "soft reboot". I'm not sure how anyone can watch these trailers and think this is going to be good.

Will she be back?

rank the movies:
curse of black pearl > dead man's chest > stranger tides >>>>>>> at worlds end

JUST

the curse of the black pearl>dead man's chest>at world's end>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dog shit>>>>>>>>on stranger tides

Asshole.

cuck

>tfw even time makes it look like orlando was an integral part of the franchise all along

really? everyone used to trash his acting.

Neat

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She's much better looking than Diaz

and to think that they wanted Bill to do a dutch accent.

Fuck

That plus being a complete douche for god knows how many years.

>final potc film
>about an undead pirate hunter trying to genocide all the parents
>updates us on will turner - return of orlando bloom to blockbuster films
>no fucking pirate lords and pirate king bullshit
>no cliffhanger ending
>lewd kaya scodelario
>Depp going all out for his final performance
Mark my words, this will be the best pirates film since Curse of the black Pearl
And if not, I'm gonna be having some serious words with the director who I assume isn't Verbinski

How is Cameron Diaz even famous?

you motherfucker

You're a dumb nigger.

i feel bad for replying to this

fuck you
fuck you in the ass

Post your best Davy Jones.
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Except it's not the final one. 6 is already set to go.

This shit will never end. The magic of Curse of the Black Pearl is long gone.

"Do you fear death" was spot on.

I'm literally just looking forward to Rush as Barbosa
I need more perfect pirate in my life, and he is it.

Me too, but I don't understand if they've made him join the navy AGAIN or what. They did that in Stranger Tides, and then by the end of it he went "Fuck it" and became a pirate again.

Hot People: the movie

haha fuck

Agreed

asshole