Dangerous Australian wildlife edition
but dude, in Australia
*gets mauled by bear
the spiders
*gets rammed by a moose*
and SNAKES
*gets eaten by a mountain lion*
and alligators!
*gets torn apart by a combined pack of wolves, cougars and wolverines*
are really dangerous!
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*farts*
wacky bruce does it again with this early
>200 posts early so you can make everyone pay attention to your super awesome post
virg
who is the greatest living australian?
you forgot the meme arrows
>alligators
off yourself
LOVE wacky bruce
find it quite strange that nobody's been able to figure out his identity yet, he reminds me of batman
rupert murdoch
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*wakes up and finds a foot long huntsman spider on the toliet seat*
ah yes australia
You have bumbled over my cunning ploy
youtube.com
reminder that if tourists come to australia the local kangaroo population WILL steal your girl
>huntsman
just a big bug really
STOP WHITE GENOCIDE
haha wacky bruce you got me
nick xenophon
can't stand wacky bruce personally
think he's a smug little shit
I am the original wacky bruce
only relevant in south australia which is irrelevant
think it's strange how you've created a /brit/ but the subject matter doesn't even apply to Britain when we all know that /brit/ is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture
what's the secret to a failed marriage?
im as british as apple pie
>south australia which is irrelevant
Elon Musk is the savour of South Australia
Clive Palmer.
Literally can't even kill you from biting.
something bizarre in my ear
if I pinch my ear and lift it there's a scratchy sound in my ear hole haha
fake news
brit is short for british empire
looks like someone's misplaced the magic money tree again
bon apetite
PLEASE VISIT MY THREAD
which one of the australians would win in a cage fight
love shoving q-tips in my ear haha
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Are Mosley (male) and Cara (female) the most overrated Brits of all time?
saltwater crocodiles are the only scary thing we have and barely anyone lives near them
>the australian police are unable to locate this man
lmao
nah ed sheeran
me, easily
fire alarm wont shut up
box jellyfish
pop
might want to check on that
jellyfish aren't scary when you don't ever swim in the ocean
this thread feels like an alternate timeline where the empire still existed and 2017 and aussies and yank runts were used exclusively for our entertainment and forced to fight each other
Have the clocks gone back an hour yet? Is it basically 4am?
/brit/ should really be /commonwealth/
australians are the puppetmasters controlling the strings behind the scenes mate
we literally OWN you
it's 12:20pm lad
this
NEED a place to discuss aus politics with the lads and not be bothered by yanks
But I read this article on cracked 7 years ago that said Straya was full of deadly creatures
Just posting Britain's finest
an alternate timeline where people don't actually address eachother when replying
would heem everyone in this thread with one hand
keep scoffing loads of crisps late at night
clive blocked me on facebook for calling him a living meme :(
he cannae even the a bath wee kid
umm try the portuguese man o' war sweaty x
I would shitpost in it relentlessly just for you xx
refuse to support any system of government that doesn't include me as the absolute monarch
wish i had a father to give me a small loan of a million dollars
only in the far north
bluebottles are found in most beaches but they don't paralyse you, they just sting like shit
only a soft cunt would complain about them
GF just arrived at the house lads. Got to go now. x
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will be doing a move to victor harbor south australia and i will be voting for nick xenophon's sa-best in the next state election and there is nothing you can do about it
I suppose you're a stinking omnivore too
refuse to post on /brit/ during aussie hours
don't hate australians just prefer to be the star of the show and get all of my posts instantaneously (You)d by brits while all the other ausrunts are at work or asleep simple as
why don't you invite her to post with you?
the chad loyalist
the virgin rebel
Mine will arrive home from work later today. Must suck to live in a different place from your gf.
all vegetarians should be rounded up and shot
the average australian is raped by 4 spiders a month
sam hyde my favourite xx
what's it all for?
why am I hitting these buttons on this lump of plastic on this frame of wood in this house on this fucking planet
give me an answer
Saw a huntsman spider in the shower this morning.
have heard from the circles i usually run in that russell brand is a moron and a lunatic but i listened to him on joe rogan and he seemed pretty cool and insightful to me
Rate the 'egs
it's kind of impressive how he's managed to put on about 20 kilos in three months or so
the sea doesn't count thats why i didn't include great whites
so this..... is the power...... of yanks........
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good post
upto you to decide
brit-tier pastiness
thinks its wrong to call yanks septic tanks cause septic tanks actually serve a purpose
like this post if you saw what i did there
yeah hes a proper bloke me and him are tight
collection of molecules undergoing chemical reactions in a way that simulates a unitary sentient being that has an 80 year window
that look like mine but less pale wtf
today's lunch
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your mother would dispute that
i got bitten by a funnelweb once but i walked it off
non australians are such soft cunts
*likes*
>listening to joe rogan's podcast
alri RICK from RICK AND MORTY
I had to clean out the fish fridge at work today
those lifeless eyes staring at me
and the smell followed me home, it's fucking rancid
go to a party, makes you feel better. my mom and stepdad just cucked me out of the chance for a lupus gf though. really bitter. invited themselves to spend the night at my apartment on my bed too. posting from the sofa
yanks serve a purpose as well :^)