Is he gonna win the Baloon Door next year again?

Is he gonna win the Baloon Door next year again?

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Cristiano "Ay Mi Madre El Bicho" Ronaldo

can you imagine if he had good taste in women and impregnated a white beautiful girl like ariana grande instead of that braphog of his?

could you imagine how beautiful their children would be?

>I like women

Elaborate?

Ariana isn't white also she already makes more than enough money. Meaning she doesn't need to get paid to pretend to be a gay man's wife.

Who is more gay him or Rodgers?

thats the most retarded post ive ever seen in my entire life

She is Italian American, and by that metric, she is white.

Got any more pics of her where her pussy is basically about to show?

CR7 is literally 33% norwegian. His great grandpa was Doctor Olsen, very well know man in Aveiro.

I have hard time imagining Ronaldo having any taste in women.

lol, she is a typical amerimutt, no way she's 100% ethnically Italian, get real

damn you americans are OBSESSED with race

(((they))) really did a good job on you lot

You can feel this faggots disgust when kissed by that soulless gouldigger whore

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>Not going to win the league
>Not going to win the CL
>Worst conversion rate in Europe
>Hated by Real Madrid fans and teammates

That French magazine giving the balloon out can't be that retarded, but if they are going to give it to him they will lose all credibility and Ronaldo will be known as the biggest marketing fraud in the history of football by anyone who actually watches it.

Where’s the gif

>messi will fail at the world cup
>RM somehow goes into finals and wins by penalty shootout
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
>2019 Bal00n goes to ronald

EL BICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Check Ronaldo s twitter or Instagram. Just this week Fifa made him the highest rated footballer at 99 overall and 98 dribble and probably 97 passing. He's cucked them out of their minds.

Quick rundown?

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Yeah, but it kinda makes sense since he is the FIFA 18 cover star and was selected in the team of the year, but if FIFA 19 uses Ronaldo as the cover star again after this horrible season, then they are confirmed cucks

O HOMEM METEU FOI 2 PORRA

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Lmao

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I like that he doesn't even try and hide his distaste for women

based croat posting

>all Italians are white
>Americans

hes right though

She's actually very white. She spray tans for that beaner audience dosh

>this is white now

El irredimible 66.6% no blanco de las americas....

un atrocidad....

la creatura horrenda americana..

TSUUUUUUUUUUU

I'm literally dying

i want to have el macaco sexo con this creatura.

she's italian so of course she's white

>eyes that dark
>white

Probably.

He is clearly conserving his energy for the later CL rounds and the World Cup.

Once he wins both and cements his place as the Greatest GOAT of all time, he'll deserve to get it.

If he score 40 goals in Real until the end of this season, plus wins the WC and Champions League, then he has a shot

my sides

I still prefer the braphog, Ariana ain’t even white

Messi will with his 6th baloon d' or and MADfags will be MAD forever

>starts hanging around with a rostie
>stops scoring

rmmt

this
he needs to go back to sucking dicks asap

>does this kind of stuff
>favourite musicians are George Michael and Elton John

Sure he's in the straight

I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN

LA CREATURA

>ariana grande
>white

>not going to win the CL
hahahahahahahahahaha

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why are her pussy hairs so long?

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no, Im a mestizo and Im as white as this southern italian

Last year (while being the current ballon d'Or) he was literally whistled by his own fans because watching his usless ass on a football pitch was that unbearable, and yet as soon as the team miraculously won the CL, the marketing machine gave him the popularity award again.
This year is his absolute worst year as a footballer all around, and Real Madrid fans are as tired of CR as pic related shows. And yet, all there needs to happen is for RM to win the CL and that's it. Give ballon pls.

And then you wonder why you ended up sucking balls in an orgy

Yo what the absolute fuck is this picture, the guy gives me the fucking creeps nowadays

Forgot pic...

Such athleticism

>These are your kids
>These are your kids on CR
Buying CR tshirts... NOT EVEN ONCE

Can someone please tell me what this means in espanol

Depends if his team wins the CL for him

*tsus toward you menacingly*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!!??!?

are brazilian fucking retarded? and why do they all live in favelas?

El abominacon

>implying winning it 4 times a row is not as impressive as winning it 6 times
I mean look at his consistency from 2009-12 that alone is impressive

>depends if marcelo dribbles through the whole team and assists TSU for a tap in

Source
>pls be true

banned

Why are people banned for it?

>real

Not impressive when its worldwide recognized Messi is miles ahead of CR as a player
Also 2 of those underserved

~8 yrs ago this would be a meme

madridfag here
lol no it's over

bro..... I don't think he has any taste in "women"

He likes dicks in his ass, if you know what I mean

AY MI MADRE EL BICHO

Seriously bro... He moves, talks, is built like most mexicans in america.

I wish I could laugh at it, but i see that shit everyday.

Skinny legs, head thrust forward, shoulders pulled way back like a lachador... skinny arms..

that shit is normal here

There is a famous journalist in Spain that calls TSUUUUMAN "el bicho". It literally means "the bug", although in that context it means something monstrous.

WHY CANT WE PLAY NICOSIA EVERY WEEK ??

El bicho literally means dick in spanish. That's some borderline gay shit calling another man, albeit a homosexual, the dick.

Southern Italians *are* mutts

>literally
Literally means "bug". Is a slamg term for dick in SOME caribean latinamerican countries.

this is literally me.

El bicho in my region means anus

El ColombiANO señores! Jajajajaja!

>miraculously won the CL
maybe that miracle had something to do with ronaldo having the best individual performance in CL knockout stages ever

Stronk b8 Toni.

- A deflected free kick, a dived penalty and an tap in in the small box with no GK
- An uncontested tap in, an offsides tap in
- A decent header, an uncontested reception and shot, an offsides tap in
- An uncontested and deflected shot, a tap in in the small box

>Le bestest epic performance ever in the universe!! Aka "Why watch the games when I can just read the stats"

Is this the Sup Forums everyone was talking about before the election?

>arianna grande
>white

Jesus christ

You are mentally ill

His smile and optimism: gone.

how often do you have to fist yourself to get this ground zero?

This is why i hate speaking in Spanish to people that aren't from my country; i may end up saying that i suck cocks and i love it by mistake

>can you imagine if he had good taste in women
That's none of your damn business.

>a white beautiful girl like ariana grande
You're an idiot.

Nothing to see here, folks.