/balt/ + /ausnz/

You know what edition

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Cocks...

Cocks...

Hmmmm...

They did a study, and people watching fox news were literally less informed than people who didn't watch any news at all

I really don't give a shit

Cocks...

>img limit
Maybe I should put my flag on so I don't need to use images to be recognised

It's a bit early but I might get Chinese for dinner

If you don't watch the news, you're uninformed, if you do watch the news, you're misinformed.

I would argue that being uninformed is better than misinformed because at least you don't spread lies and bias to other people that way.

Fried rice?

you would argue wrong because ur dumb lole

...

Maybe, haven't decided yet
Dumb Aquaposter

Or are you gonna have wonton soup like last time?

lel

>american images

>be kiwi
>can't shoot your bf

>be kiwi
>can't get shot in the bum by your bf

You think I can afford $170 for a licence?
Not worth desu

>be kiwi
>need a bf license

If nothing else catches my eye
>when two holes isn't enough so you make more

>can't post in any thread without being roasted for not having a bf
this is fucking bullshit

*shoots u*

Paintball exists

>
we get yearly .22 vaccinations at school so that we can build up an immunity for that year's murder season

:3

>aquaposting
This?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
>ywn never get roughly bullied and called a nerd by a bf while he presses his hips against yours and makes you call him "Chad"
>he will never pretend to just be friends in public, but once you're in the car he makes you put your collar back on.

Do you need a license for that too?

c:

>ywn never get roughly bullied and called a nerd by a bf while he presses his hips against yours and makes you call him "Chad"
>he will never pretend to just be friends in public, but once you're in the car he makes you put your collar back on.
l-lewd

>license for that too?
Why would you need one for that?

>tfw get called a fagboi because he thinks my voice sounds girly

t. fagboi

>Why would you need one for that?
because kiwiland is nofunz like australia LOL

delet this right now

weebs

Post your girly voice.

>like australia LOL
We are nothing like Australia
Fuck off

Because you can get killed by paintball guns
I don't know enough about NZ but I'm pretty sure you're better than Australians in every conceivable way

refer to

Even your flags are the same lmao

it's not girly... and I don't like the way it sounds anyway

They are better

I really want a bf who will pretend to be just friends with me in public, but he keeps looking smugly at me for pretending.
>he will never wait until you get in the car before reaching over and squeezing your balls and whispering in your ear, "You know everyone can tell what a girly fag you are, I don't even know why you try to hide it."
Post ittt

> delet this right now
That's exactly what a fagboi would say

>Even your flags are the same lmao
We have red stars and they have white stars, how is that the same??

Great... now I have a new fetish

I was going to say we don't ban videogames for having blood in them
but we actually have banned a lot of games

You guys sound like Canadians desperately saying "We're not American at all"
thinkin

In the same way that Ireland's is just a different colored version of Italy's
Although unlike Ireland and Italy there's no more akin nations

>lewd bullying

>how is that the same??
umm... They're both blue and have the Union Jack in the canton. Some other stuff probably

no..

>we actually have banned a lot of games
9 games total ever, not a huge amount desu

What is a Malaysian like you even posting here for anyway?

IT'S THE EAST INDIA COMPANY DAMN YOU

Good morning

Go back to sleep

I want a cute bf who will make me dress like a girl and be his slave
>he makes me kneel in front of him on the couch and hold his beer for him
>he'll never make you balance candy on your nose and beg for it like a dog
>he will never tie you up at night and use you as a human body pillow

But it's 6 in the evening, silly Finland

The cross is slightly "taller" on the Australian flag (the distance between Alpha and Gamma Crucis is 2/3 of the hoist, rather than 3/5).
In the NZ case, the positioning of Beta and Delta Crucis is described in terms of a line which forms an angle of 82ยบ with the vertical, which is the same as the angle formed by the line between Beta and Delta in the Australian flag, to an accuracy of 1 degree.
The abovementioned line is slightly higher on the NZ cross than on the Australian - splitting the vertical line between Alpha and Gamma 2:1 compared to roughly 11:6 (actually 1759:961).
On the NZ flag, the line between Beta and Delta is cut by the vertical line in the ratio 7:6, compared with 9:8 for the Australian flag.
The overall horizontal distance between Beta and Delta is greater on the Australian flag, 17/36 (roughly 0.47) of the hoist length, compared with roughly 0.43 of the hoist length for NZ. This is entirely due to the NZ cross being smaller overall, as the width of the cross is 17/24 (roughly 70.8%) of the height in the Australian case, compared with roughly 71.5% for NZ.
So they're totally different, not the same i the slightest.

I'm in a mood to sexually bully someone.
Does anybody volunteer?

why do you have to be on the other side of the world...

Damn, i'm not even gay and reading that is making me super aroused

oh, I was just messing with the Dunedin qt because he gets mad if I say that kiwiland is basically Australia

I've bought a few outfits that I wear for my bf

I posted my voice, homo, post yours.
>1 chance at life
>not being used as a foot stool RIGHT FUCKING NOW
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm not gay either, haha. I just want a really homophobic boyfriend who will hold me in headlocks sometimes and make me smell his musk.

Its 7AM already, I'm not going anywhere.

I know you've got the maid and the schoolgirl outfit, have you gotten any more?

Why is /balt/ nothing but bottoms?

because we are on an anime website

Because we all have shapely, toned butts and thighs

Then why does anime attract bottoms?

>anime website for losers attracts subs
really gets the noodle cooking

I have a dress but that's not really an outfit

nooo

>shapely, toned butts and thighs
y-yea same

Because people with high self-confidence are typically out partying with friends and not spending their entire weekend on a Taiwanese gay erp forum

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> Because people with high self-confidence are typically out partying with friends and not spending their entire weekend on a Taiwanese gay erp forum
But you'd think there'd be some losers on here that are angry at the fact they're losers and want to take it out on cute boys

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Well there are plenty of those, but they are usually Germans and Canadians for some reason

Yeah but most of them a rabid anti-gays

>rabid anti-gays
Which is why we must convert them desu

Yeah most of them seem to be pretty deep in the closet

>most of them
it's one German and two Canadians afaik

You guys have a nice night

Oh right, I must admit I haven't been in many of the homo threads since I found out I wasn't gay
Thanks, goodnight (or good day, I can't be bothered checking what time it is where you are)

What should I have for dinner lads?

Good night.

Chink food

saveloy soup

>on the porch
>it's raining
>listening to smooth jazz
>still willing to do lewd vocaroos
>but this homo wont post his voice from the privacy of his bedroom
Pls user
vocaroo.com/i/s0araqJHBlZJ

Bit expensive desu

Sounds awful..

He's probably scared we're going to bully him for having a girly voice

Oh shit I didn't refresh, he's already gone.
N-nevermind.
He's knows all of us are 6'5 swole chads, of course he's intimi(date)d.

> He's knows all of us are 6'5 swole chads, of course he's intimi(date)d.
So all the bottoms in this thread are lanklets, honestly I'm not surprised

I refuse to be shamed for being the ideal male specimen

I'm 5'7, so if there's any elves bothering you, let me know, cause I can kick their asses for you, little man.

>he'd rather be a lanklet than a small cuteboy
LMOAing at you right now bud

If you don't occasionally hit your head on door-ways can you really call yourself a man?

I'd rather be a lanklet with a smol cuteboy

Thanks bby, I'll keep that in mind

>one day he's going to hit his head in the right spot and wont want to fuck cuteboys any more.
Ganbatte, Lanklet-san.
Fucking RIPPED

> If you don't occasionally hit your head on door-ways can you really call yourself a man?
t. too tall to even fit in the shower
> I'd rather be a lanklet with a smol cuteboy
Good luck with that, at least smolboys are easier to kidnap

>too tall to even fit in the shower
d-did I tell you this at some point?
God I hate having to duck under the shower head to wash my hair

>at least smolboys are easier to kidnap
That's the plan desu

>tfw ywn get kidnapped and be forced to watch as he burns your boy clothes and hands you a maid outfit
>he will never make you wear those heels with the little strap and lock on them

> >at least smolboys are easier to kidnap
> That's the plan desu
Is this just smolboys in general or do I have to start watching my back?

>smolboys in general or do I have to start watching my back?
Depends on who I am talking to desu
But if it was whoever I wanted to kidnap, my reply would be to tell them they shouldn't need to watch their back simply to increase my chances of kidnapping success.

Should I watch The Shining or The Fog?

tfw want to dress up in cute outfits but don't like boys

Why could I not just be gay, that would make it so much simpler
That makes sense, you certainty wouldn't want your victim to catch on
Probably The Shining

Having sausages, baked beans, and hot chips for dinner tonight, and you?

>tfw I would have bought you cute outfits to dress up for me
Life is one cruel joke

I really only like femboys, but they're not usually doms. And women never want to be doms, so it's fucked both ways.
The Shining it is, Lloyd.

I'll dom you user, in tender motherly way. :3

>Life is one cruel joke
Indeed it is
>women
No thanks, I like them physically but I can't stand 99% of them, honestly I've pretty much resigned to be alone the rest of my life