It's a Truman thread

>It's a Truman thread

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I always wonder what he would be doing now. Maybe hosting his own exploring show ? The set I could see just becoming a rundown zombie survivor reality tv competition show or something.

How much money did he win by suing them?

Suicide. He was given everything on the show. He didn't really have to try because everything pretty much always went his way. The real world would have been beyond a shock. Simple things would seem impossible to him.

>The episode where Truman posts a DC thread ironically and it gets 500 replies

Nah I feel like Lauren would have helped him out.

>it's a Truman starts regretting his vote for Trump episode

kek

>it's a Truman gets drunk and watches moves by himself episode
they've done like thousands of these, why?

>It's a Truman is skeptical of Trump's presidency but doesn't regret voting against Hillary episode

Hopefully this plotline goes well

Depending on where you live, your vote probably didn't make any difference anyway.

For example, if you live in the US no vote you cast will ever make a difference

>it's a Truman's compulsive masturbation habits are forcing too much air time and so Christof the director keeps staging interventions but nothing works and meanwhile Truman starts using a remote control car tied to his dick with string to jack himself off but over time that starts to lose its luster and one night Truman falls asleep before climaxing and the string tied around his dick cuts off circulation and causes permanent nerve and tissue damage causing Truman to experience an existential crisis as he's unable to masturbate while his penis heals episode

Lmao no would've been Elvis in the real world he was so famous, probably started doing commercials and sits in a mansion eating chicken fingers and getting his dick sucked all day.

>It's a Truman masturbates whilst wearing women's clothing and begging for cum episode

Beautiful

>it's a Truman spends tow hours on the can masturbatung until he cums blood
Really painful episode do twat h, canton imagine going through it myself

He'd be driven mad with paranoia that the real world is fake too.

Required viewing for any Truman show fan

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(edits out all reference to the television show, making him look insane)

Mmm, not likely. The shock he's going through would be like schizophrenia, except all of your hallucinations are true and there really are demons and ghosts screaming curses at you. After an ordinary life, suddenly, in his early 30s, he loses everything that he's ever known, discovers that everyone he's ever known has lied, that literally everything in his life is a lie. And now he's in the real world, except he can't do anything anonymously.

While he's trying to come to terms with the fact that millions of people have been spying on him his entire life, that millions of people have watched him sing in the shower and cracked jokes about awkward stages, that record high audiences tuned in to watch him lose his virginity, and bought tapes to replay the best of his embarrassing Moments over and over. While he's trying to come to terms with having been watched, everywhere he goes, people are actually watching him. When he thought no one noticed him loading up on food at the drive thru, millions of people were watching him. Yet now, when he goes through the drive thru, the employees all gawk, and people walking by take pictures of him.

You say that he'll be Elvis famous like that's a good thing, but Elvis ate himself 300 pounds and hid in his mansion, taking so many drugs that he died of having to take a shit. There aren't too many super-famous people who are remotely well-adjusted. He'd be crazier than Michael Jackson.

>it's a Truman buys 2 Nintendo Switches because he knows his girlfriend will want to "borrow" one until she's done with Zelda and he wants to play it himself now episode

At least he scalped an extra 2 consoles on top of his first 2 to make his 2nd one essentially free

Eh, they'd give him fake candidates. There's no way they'd let him have anything real and unscreened. What if the candidates refer to the show?

They'd script the political events and political opinions of everyone around him to push him towards a neutral viewpoint, or just have everyone refuse to talk about it. If he doesn't know and can't find anyone who thinks that politics is important in the least, then he isn't going to have any strong opinions that last very long.

>do twat h, canton

Do that,?
Can't

i will have to watch this

>It's a Truman stares at himself in the mirror for literally hours waiting to see when his true form will reveal itself episode

now next time try reading your post before you actually send it off and making these corrections then

>It's a Truman stares at himself in the mirror for literally hours waiting to see if his reflection blinks

he was pretty paranoid that day I think

>It's yet another Truman has a crush on a girl but refuses to make a move because he knows he'll just get hurt again episode
Why the fuck do they keep recycling this plotline?

Or what?

>its a Truman wants to try a bostom steamer and your contracts up for renewal episiode

>Truman steps out of the exit and into the real world
>but he's still in the Truman show, inside another gigantic dome set. His whole escape was a plot line. Lauren was an actor all along.

>it's a Truman thinks about Her and how even though his life is generally better than when they were together he still can't help but thinking what things would be like if She were here

This is the sad, but true answer..

There's an actual psychological disorder that some people have that makes them think their life is like the Truman show and everything is staged around them..

could you imagine?

>It's a Truman tries on his mother's clothes episode
Man, those teenage seasons were some real kino.

Following release from the Truman show, Truman experienced several years of celebrity bliss, but after that, when the fame dried up and the interest from the save Truman groups died down. He realised it was just as fake as the TV world. The effort to liberate him from his zoo-like existence was just a fad, something to entertain them and help them feel virtuous for a while. When the novelty wore off he was abandoned.

With his book money dwindling and his attempts at hosting his own talk show exploding in his face. Truman became something of a recluse, the booze, paranoia and total inability to form relationships or converse with nonscripted people driving him into absolute solitary.

He would take his own life at the age of 45. The tape going viral and sparking a slight revival in dvd sales of The Truman Show.

Good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.

Women will never understand this film.

>it's a Truman creepily looking at the neighbor's party through his window episode

What the hell does that even mean? It's about a guy whose entire life is a TV show. No one can truly understand it.

Case in point.

lol kys

>dude im the main character in my own movie lmao
hasnt that meme played out enough for you to grow up already?

>It's a Truman eats his cum off the floor episode

Really sick stuff, surprised they didn't censor it

>just keeps proving my point
Go on.

>It's a Truman keeps thinking about how all three of the girls he's dated are now in happy long term relationships and wonders if the point where they broke up with him was when their lives started improving episode

>It's a Truman drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

So the movie was an analogy for feminism?

>It's a Truman has lost the will to live and only drugs, alcohol and internet porn keep him form killing himself.
Really quite a dark season.

>it's a Truman gets rejected by the most attractive woman in the Trumanverse who teases him and mocks him for ever thinking he was on her level and he goes home and just let's it blow off is back for a while but months later he still thinks of her out there in the city living her life still believing she got the last laugh at his expense because he had the audacity to try to speak to her and he finally just finds her on facebook and sees she works at a hardware store and e parks his car outside until closing hours, nervously sitting there in disbelief that he's really doing this and watches her finally leave and get in her car, and he drives away feeling like a lunatic and doesn't do anything for a few weeks, then one night the indignant rage swells up again and he sits out and watches her and this time he follows her car to her house and just keeps driving feeling like he really has a problem and needs to stop, and he goes home and decides enough is enough and he's not doing that shit again just let it go, but finally he thinks one more time about how arrogant she acted, as if she were some God above a peasant like him, and he goes to her house with a hacksaw at night and breaks in, then yanks her out of her bed by her hair and starts sawing apart her face while screaming about how pretty she'll look now, gouging out one eye but leaving the other so she can still see her monstrous deformed face int he mirror when he's done and saws off one of her breasts as well after hacking her face apart and then leaves and breaks the saw into a million pieces and drops it in the ocean then goes home and feels oddly relieved, like he can live his life again episode
>the next episode the girl has moved out of the house and disappeared because the terrorized actress playing the girl quit the show but gets nothing because in her contract she waived any right to sue over physical harm done by Truman because no one suspected he'd ever hurt a fly

>its a truman gets shitfaced at a party and starts making out with a girl after having been along for many years, when it looks like shes ready to come back to his place he throws up so she leaves and hes left to go home alone and masturbate episode
I'm not sure why they recycled this plot.

that would be an awesome sequel.

>it's a Truman buys another bag of weed to make it through the weekend telling himself he'll definitely look for a job next monday episode

This shit has been going on for months now.

>it's a truman rapes another teenage girl but the charges are mysteriously dropped episode
I wonder how much the directors paid their lawyers

>it's a Truman eats ~300 calories a day and and is kept up until 5:00 AM every night by his racing mind and is increasingly worried that he's going to completely lose it and hurt himself soon episode

>It's a Truman has another gun misfire when pressed against his head episode

this is getting stale

>it's Truman travels to Thailand just to fuck a cute ladyboy episode.
He could save a lot of money he just fucked local traps.

>Its a Truman can only get off by making strangers from r/dirtysnapchat watch him cum episode

This is the lowest he'll go right? I mean what's next for Truman?

>it's a truman goes to the mall to hit on underage girls episode

This is quite disturbing

>It's a Truman wants to go somewhere on vacation somewhere episode.

Just build another set and fly him out for fucks sake I know you fuckers have the money

He could have testified before Congress about laws regarding what Ed Harris was doing.

>it's another Truman shitpost online about politics episode

His show won't last long at this rate.

>its a self-fulfilling prophecy episode where truman avoids all social contact because he has never had friends or family and is terrified of other people finding out and shunning him episode

how they make entire seasons out of this tired plotline i will never know

>its a Truman pretends to be a girl and engages in sex chats with men episode

>It's a Truman discovers sperm sharking and decides to try it himself episode

>It's Truman has to explain awkwardly why he still plays yugioh because he accidentally left his cards out when his older cousin came to visit

Man that was embarassing to watch