If every country changed to a name with '-land' as a suffix. What will their names be?

If every country changed to a name with '-land' as a suffix. What will their names be?

USA - Shartland

Poland

Australia - Chinkland

Catalonia - Cataland

>Japanese aren't chinks

kek

Snowland

(fuck you burgers i'm independent)

We already Russland in Deutsch

England -> Poland

so many countries, in some form, already end in -stan, -ia, -land or others, all basically meaning "land of"

>chinkland
that would be all of east asia you mong

Aotearoaland

far east island

Finland
Iceland
Ireland
The Netherlands
Poland
Swaziland
Switzerland
Thailand

Japan - Japland

...

Korea - go*kland

Briten-scatland

>makes shit comment (as expected for jap flag)
>gets told it's shit
>"hurr durr u r le butthurt"

hmph

Can I get some (You)'s please, I thought this was pretty funny when I wrote it.

>81131854
very funny you my friend haha

>81132085
No (you)s for you

you're not even funny, japan

I am mad at Troll Jap shitposter now

Korealand?

Kyrgyzland.
We actually had a small debate in parliament about changing name to Kyrgyzland or Kyrgyzjer because -stan has "bad image"

India - Pooland

Leafland reporting in

Malayland
Bruland
Indoland
Flipland
Vietland
Singaland
Laoland
Myamland
Camland
Timoland
Thailand
Rikaland
Germland
Franland
Poland
U-Kekland
Ausland
Osteriland
F-Finland
Svenland
Danland
Nowland
Iceland
Chinkland
Wanland
Rusland
Renland
Hunland
Turkland
Grekland
Sauland
Egyland
Is(r)land
Braland
Argland
Gookland
Nipland
Canaland
Uzland
Tajiland
Nederland
Wanaland
Sudland

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The dumbest and most pointless post I've seen in this month.