>Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend. She just moved next door and never closed her curtains.
Futurama jokes you never understood
David Hill
Michael Diaz
>Sweet zombie Jesus
How can he be a zombie if he died for our sins and was ascended to heaven on the third day?
Jack Bell
Read your darn Bible, ya mook. Ascension happened later on.
Daniel Rodriguez
hmmm problematic
Evan Rivera
no way, he's crucified, put into a sepulcure, then they look for him, and notice the sepulcure is open and Jesus isn't there, then Paul and the apostles see Jesus in the sky and he makes a speech then goes up to heaven
Camden Anderson
I'll say it again, but I'll help you out:
Adrian Phillips
>Ascension happened later on.
Sometime around the Millennium
Joshua Campbell
>I'll say it again
what did you say again?
You linked a Latin Bible, I can't read this. Besides, if you wanted the original text, wouldn't you use the Greek?
Nolan Perry
I can read the Greek, but I figured Latin would be more accessible for you.
Or would you prefer The Message?
David Nelson
But if you insist:
Grayson Taylor
Mark 16 seems to imply he goes up to heaven on the third day
>19 So then after the Lord had spoken unto them, he was received up into heaven, and sat on the right hand of God.
Benjamin Reed
Mark's ending is a matter of some contention.
Here's both versions:
Owen Ramirez
>open a Futurama thread
>posters in it are debating the Bible
wew lad
Gavin Hill
>Futurama jokes thread turns into Bible discussion
Never change, Sup Forums.
Owen Walker
Haha, no friend, it's YOUR sources that are wrong, the Bible is the ultimate word of God
Charles King
HAHA le subject of le thread changed xP
i gotta post this on reddit!
Ethan Flores
Fry got sexual gratification from looking at his female neighbor through her windows.
Nathan Robinson
These days the only threads that take off on Sup Forums are the ones with politics/religion.
James Powell
the OP is awful anyway. try something this stupid on reddit
Justin Cooper
Put me in the screencap lul
Leo Wright
try something this stupid on reddit
Mason Gonzalez
all the babbies just got off for easte... i mean spring break.
Austin Mitchell
How mad are you regularly