I have a girl coming over tomorrow, what movies do we watch together?

I have a girl coming over tomorrow, what movies do we watch together?

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>I have a girl coming over tomorrow, what movies do we watch together?
You finally got a girl to come over to your house and now you're going to ask her to be silent for 90 minutes while you bore her to death with your favorite "kino"? Cringe.

House of Sand and Fog

girls und panzer

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Get Rich or Die Tryin

you should watch me whip.

put on mean girls and ask about her and shit, also give her wine. the rest happens on its own.

You don't actually watch the movie user.

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Big Trouble in Little China.

I once fucked a girl during the airport scene of avengers. Try that one

Kino and Chill Stories Thread?

Kino and Chill Stories Thread.

>Be me 4 years ago
>2 qt3.14 korean girls interning in my city come into the coffee shop I was working at at the time and keep trying to make conversation.
>Closing time, I tell them to enjoy Chicago, and they invite me to come along with them after my shift
>fuckyeah.jpg
>See the sights with them. Hit it off with one of them, get her #, invite her to have dinner with me next week.
>After dinner, sitting on the couch trying to figure out a movie. Somehow neither her nor I have seen Oldboy
>Put it on, because we've both been meaning to watch it, and her English isn't the best.
>Didn't realize how much the plot revolves around incest
>Mood dead, she leaves abruptly.

Tommy Wiseau's The Room

Her panties will drop faster than the jumpers on 9/11

The newest Judd Apatow kinographie.

Batman V Superman always gets the job done

>mfw I was the guy that actually watched the movie
I guess that was why she never called

A comedy of course, something anti-intellectual preferably.

Choose one with the best (most famous, not funniest) comedians. You can tell by the number of quotes other girl's her age have posted on Facebook. If you can find an animated show where that person does the voice of the character even better. No jokes she would find threatening though.

Be sure to talk and text through the entire movie.

You're all set bro.

Always watch a shitty boring movie so you can shut it off and have sex.

Captcha is now asking me trivia questions. Can we just nuke google and murder all of the families of people employed by them?

Battle of Algiers

watch Amy Schumer's netflix special, you won't regret it.

>be gay
>watch movie with bf
>pause halfway through for sex break intermission
>resume movie
>bravo Nolan

HAHAHAHAHA XDD UPVOTED
YOU'RE SO EDGY user XDDDD

>Be me, 2 years ago.
>Go on date
>Girl obviously dtf
>Hit it off, somehow the subject of Troll 2 comes up
>She's never seen it, always wanted to
>Invite her back to watch it.
>Sit on my bed, put my arm around her, start watching.
>Know I have to make a move but fuck I want to keep watching Troll 2
>During the scene were the trolls are all like "OPEN YOUR MOUTH LITTLE BOY" I make a crack "I remember when I lost my virginity."
>She get offended that I kind of made a rape joke
>"I'm just joking. I don't actually remember any of it."
>Even more offended, but giggles in spite of herself
>Keep watching.
>Finally decide I want to get laid more than I want to watch Troll 2 for the 10th time.
>Make out, go down on her.
>In the background, hear "WE NEED SOME TIME FOR SOME THINGS TO HAPPEN"
>lmao with my mouth still full of vag
>Bang with Troll 2 playing in the background.

She was a good friend.

Dogtooth

Moonrise Kingdom is unironically datekino. Minus the part where he touches her tits. That gets a bit uncomfortable.

Serious answer; depends on the girl.

>If you want2in2gf, ask her what her favorite movie is, play something she's never seen based on that. She will feel like you made an effort to connect with her, plus she is more likely to enjoy herself.

>If you want2bang, ask her what type of movies she likes, play something based on that.Your only going to be paying attention for like 30 minutes if you do it right, so nothing too engrossing; that being said, it will seem like your making some sort of effort for her.

>If you are unsure about her either way, put on your favorite movie to see if you faggots are compatible.

>If you dgaf what happens in general, I recommend Drive.

So what school are you going to kidnap her from?

Don't be mean, he's nervous.

Ok fine almost famous is a good one

>jumpers on 9/11

They had different gravity to jumpers on other days?

>Date movie thread
>ctrl-f "Problem Child 2"
>no hits

RIP in pieces Sup Forums

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Watch this with her with the volume up

Well yeah they were holograms after all