At work

>at work
>girl at work asks me if i have plans for super bowl sunday
>i don't but i lie and say i'll be watching it with some friends
>in reality i'll be shitposting here and probably not even watch the game

Are u me?

you're not the first to know this feel.
welcome to the club

>shy introverted 6/10 girl with an amazing ass in my art class elective
>tfw could have talked to her and probably gotten laid with her since she would sometimes look at me thinking that I was looking away during lecture
feels bad.

itt things that never happened lmao

How tf are you this autistic? Just say "no" and she may invite you to hers dummy

>sitting on window ledge outside classroom waiting for previous class to finish
>7/10 qt in class sits next to me there but i dont say a word
>see her looking at me in class sometimes out of the corner of my eye
am i just delusional or do you think she likes me Sup Forums? How do I talk to her?

Tell her your friends grandad died and the party is canceled and ask what she's doing???

Kek this is dumb enough to work

Surely one of his other imaginary friends would just end up hosting in that scenario.

Is anyone here an /outlaw/?

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maybe she wanted to invite you somewhere and now she thinks you're busy

I think they're all pretty beat up about their friend's grandad dude, he's free

Hey retard, next time ask if she has plans. She doesn't care about the super bowl, she wants you to eat her ass out.

>tell family I'll be watching with friends
>tell friends I'll be watching with family
>watch at home alone with the cat and a large pizza while shitposting all game
>smugpepe.jpg

You're not going to ruin the game for me this year, filthy casuals

this would actually work, always surprised by how much complete bullshit women believe

ITT: betas
Oh my lord

Nah mate cocaine and beer at hers

This is exactly what I'l be doing. Bourbon, beer, pizza and wings... Except no kitty to cuddle with :( I miss my cats.

Fuck off and do it, you’re pissing me off dude

shitposting with your Sup Forums bro's > fucking some slut

im with you bro, sports is my temple of solitary worship

she thinks you're a psychopath and just wants to make sure you don't shoot her when you shoot up the school

If my team was playing in the superb owl I wouldn't want to be around anyone

>Mom texts "Hope you're watching the game with friends! Love you!"
>watched it alone in my dorm

Super Bowl parties suck if you're actually interested in the game.

>everyone having conversations, can hardly hear the game
>usually not enough room on the couch so your stuck sitting in some uncomfortable folding chair on on the floor instead of being comfy at home
>if you cheer or yell too loudly at exciting moments, people look at you funny
>most people just cheering for their box numbers to come up instead of actual teams

Only good part is the free food, if there is any left by the time you eat.

I'm going to stay at home alone with my dog and eat a pizza or something.

>has a job
>still has no friends

how is this even possible