THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NAN TUCKET caps ..whio's dick was so long he could suck it .. one day with a grin .. wiping something from his chin .. he said if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it.
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NAN TUCKET caps ..whio's dick was so long he could suck it .. one day with a grin...
Hunter Reyes
Nicholas Collins
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass
Now two of his front teeth are missing
Joseph Ramirez
FUNNY!!!!! FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY! ahahahahahaha awesome my friend! posting in an EPIC bread!
Justin Murphy
gay
Joshua Howard
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick
Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a convincing tranny.
Josiah Campbell
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Bent the bitch over and fucked her again.
Connor Lewis
dude what is this gay shit
Jace Hernandez
Georgie Porgie PUDDIN Pie
KISSED all the girls AND Made Them CRY!!!
WHENNN the boys came out to PLAAY,
He Kissed Them Too CAUSE he was GAY!!!!
Jayden Butler
I knew a young lady named Lim
Who had a quivering quim
It wasn't the size that attracted the flies
But the jelly that dripped from the rim
Joseph Sanders
HICKERY DICKERY DOC THIS BITCH WAS SUCKIN MY COCK THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO I DUMPED MY GOO AND DUMPED HER AT THE END OF THE BLOCK.
Logan Howard
Little Bow Peep had a sheep that she kept in her back yard.
When she would pull down her panties, and show him her fanny,
his little wooly ding dong would get hard!
Aiden Thompson
I knew a girl called Mary Brown
I swear no man could fuck her down
Until along came PissPot Pete
With 14lbs of dangling meat
When they found Mary she was dead
Her cunt caved in, her arsehole red
They never found ol' PissPot Pete
But on the ground was 15lbs
Of shredded, bleeding meat
Elijah Allen
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over And the bitch got a bone of her own!
David Price
In 1492 Columbus sailed the Ocean blue he sailed so fast he split his ass and shit all over his crew.
Grandpa told me that when i was like 10
Leo Murphy
Hickory dickory dock
The homo sucked on a COCK
The cOCK shot cum
The homo said "yum!"
Hickory dickory dock
Connor Edwards
eeny, meeny, miny, moe
catch a nigger by the toe
if he hollers make him pay
twenty dollars every day
Cameron Campbell
little druggy sat in her buggy
smoking a joint of weed
along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and sold her a kilo of speed
Parker Price
...just why
Owen Green
Fuck, fuck, fuck ur grama.
Screw ur grampah too.
69 suck and fuck.
Until ur black and blue.
Adam Thomas
BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
Nicholas Ortiz
Bump HAHAH this is gold i just pissed
Jason Hall
Mary Mary quite contrary
shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.
Christopher Ward
Nymphomaniacal Alice
Tried a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her titties in Dallas
Gavin Bailey
Twinkle Twinkle little slut,
You Like Dick inside your butt.
Twinkle Twinkle little whore,
Close your legs, they're not a door
Twinkle twinkle little b**ch,
Close your legs it smells like fish "Twinkle twinkle little snitch, mind your own business you nosey bitch.
Isaac Rogers
Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the mantle piece To see if they would fuck
Charles Rogers
Honestly this thread is fucking gold
Christopher Roberts
quality thread