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hi user
share something interesting about your life.

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I drank 3 dr peppers today

Is there a part 2 to that webm?

i grew lethargic aftermy dad died and didn't want to work for a few years. let my spine go a little crooked and after an ER episode where some lower back muscles cramped for a few hours pulling my vertabrae in ways that made me feel like i was actually tearing myself apart, I've finally managed to establish a routine of self improvement. take 10 minutes to stretch out, folks, and exercise those core abdominals.

I drive a car with a supercharger. Thats pretty neat.

I second this

I live with a stripper 20 years my junior.

> car with a supercharger

What kind of car? I have a Challenger. No blower, though.

I'm living the normie dream of traveling surfing getting high and all that shit and I literally hate it and myself

> traveling surfing getting high and all that shit

Hang ten, user. Tell us about some of the beach pussy you’ve scored.

I got blackout drunk and woke up in hospital, walked out the hospital when nurses weren’t looking and tried walking home until cops found me and called parents to pick me up. (Was minor at time)

If that’s your interesting thing I hope you’re still a teenager. If not that’s some sad shit.

I dont want to lie to you guys, had a few chances but I honestly cant stand the women around where I'm at. Also a /poltard and not great at most conversation. Have fucked off to a nearby city for escorts. Literally just to scratch the itch, I want companship not mutual masturbation.

Surfing is honestly fucking amazing and most of the reason I'm still in the area. 10/10experience with plenty of ups and downs

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Its just a 96 2V mustang. Nothing really amazing. I think Im making around 350hp at the crank. I'd love to build a cobra the same year though. What challenger you got?

i have a toddler with a married lady i was fucking 3 years ago. She wanted to leave her husband and raise it with me but I moved state, so she stayed with her husband. Husband doesn't know it's not his kid. Still talk to her on text messages to get pics of the kid

The diamonds going into my soon-to-be fiancée’s engagement ring were traded to my Great Grandpa in exchange for steel during the Great Depression.

His wife never trusted banks and kept her savings in the chandelier. They were able to keep all of their employees throughout the GD and still able to pay them weekly (albeit less than their prior full wage) with this money.

Oh, also I throw axes I guess

Found out my sister does findom and sells nudes on Twitter. She’s gives me a 25% cut of it so I won’t tell our parents. Bought a new car this year so far with it.

Been drugging the wife for years so my mate can fuck her.

That's pretty fucking baller of them.

I bet that’s a nice sleeper. I’ve got the 6.1 Hemi 425hp. Stick.

> cant stand the women around where I'm at

Where’s that?

I got divorced a year and a half ago and now I have a sugar baby. I have not been this happy for a long time

sauce?

> now I have a sugar baby

Where’d you find her? I prowl a couple of those sites trying to charm girls into giving me free pussy. It’s surprisingly easy.

I licked/fucked and cummed on the hottest school girls ass. Ama

West coast in leaf land.

Define "school"

Probably would be if I peeled the Stripes off. Which Im probably gonna have too soon anyway, because all the front quarter panel paint is coming off. Ive surprised a few people, but Ive also been surprised by a couple people. Lol. I'm gonna upgrade to a T-56 or something one of these days because the 5 speed has wonky ass gear ratios.

> West coast in leaf land.

Isn’t the water fucking cold?

> Ive also been surprised by a couple people

Fucking Teslas, man.

1200 students. I was 17 she was 16. I'm 20 now. Fucked her on a party night in the bathroom. We never spoke again. Best ass I've ever seen and everyone at school that I knew thought it was the best ass too. Still jerking to her social media till today.
Can share pics if u like

I forgot the fucking image, didnt I?

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> Can share pics if u like

Yes, please.

Very, wet suits are standard. Not that bad after you're in the water and paddling a bit though. Getting into damp suits is aids tho

Oh dude it’s too clean and the stripe makes it look fast. I’d suspect that thing has the zoom zoom.

It was actually a ST2 focus running 93 and a CAI. I probably could have pulled just barely ahead of him, but I expected to just annihilate him when I pulled up next to him.

U must accept that ass is insane

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you did well user

I dated a 13/14 y/o in my mid 20s. Then started dating a 26 year old and been with her for 8 years. Her and I dated a 16 year old girl for a year and had threesomes very often. Then the jealousy set in and had to break it off with the younger girl.

Wish I wasn't as drunk so I could still remember more but still, Best night of my life.

Any more questions or want more pics or something?

that's easily the most baller shit I've read in my life

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Like Vancouver island? Some good surfing out there!

Yeah. It’s pretty cool. I still have many of the hand tools from the shop, hand drawn blueprints and a few of the ornamental iron pieces they made. Live in an apartment currently, but one day hope to build out a home iron/blacksmith shop.

I’ll just keep going:

Their shop was non-union but my Grandpa fought to get his only black employee into the Iron Workers Union to ensure that he would be able to retain his position if they closed the shop (worried about racism). That man was the first black person in that Union and was for I believe 5 years.

They also built components (I believe ramps) for landing crafts used on DDay. They closed the shop when Japanese steel flooded the market post WWII. My Grandpa felt it was inferior and refused to lower his standards; but knew he couldn’t compete with the pricing so retired.

I am currently trying to flirt my way to fucking my married coworker.
It's gotten so obvious that my homegirl decided to help me out.
Just a little more work and I'll have her wrapped around my finger.
The only problem is that there's someone else who's... different...
Unlike everyone else, I really do care about what she thinks of me.
Seeing her smile always brightens my day and making her laugh is the reason I now understand the phrase "warms my soul."
Not even my ex-wife could do that to me.
Anyway, I think she likes me but, I'm actually nervous as fuck to take that step and ask her out.
Like, what if she's the one? That's a problem because I have no intention of staying in the city for much longer.
Worst case, we click and I move away, leaving her feeling like I just used her.
I'm just really drunk and conflicted rn I guess.

more pics!

I'm horny in my cousin, and I steal photos from her cell phone

stop tying yourself into knots. Either have sex with her or fuck her

Lmao alright.
U sure don't got any more questions?

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I devirginated a 17 year old (legal) when I was 41.

>u only 21 and she your bb dghtr :|

ok I'll bite, any pics?

Yes? We met on tinder when she was but a teen. Now she’s 22. We’ve fucked but we’re mostly just friends.

I can suck my own dick.

Oh sad Hitler.

They also helped build components for landing crafts for used in the Dday invasion.

Great Grandpa came from Germany in the late 1880’s. Worked as a machinist and saved until he was able to open his own shop in 1902. They delivered steel with a wagon and draft horses at that time.

I am going to fuck the married coworker, for sure. The mind's made up.
I put too much fucking work into her to not get anything in return.
I just don't know if it's a smart idea to possibly get attached to a person and just ditch em soon after.
Hell, I don't know man. I'm drunk and, honestly, should probably just beat off or something to get my brain right.

U don't agree?

cute as fuck.
>any more questions
How do I contact her?

sharing

unsee 1d5c66ea

My odometer says boobs.

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What? She’s got a great ass. Good for you. Post nudes.

>probably just beat off,
Don't be a pussy, beat off in her pussy.

My wife takes creepshots of her sisters for me

At 20 years old I became a felon

I've lied myself into a very high paying career over the past few years. Im really good at my job but I started with nothing

No nudes. As I said we didn't talk again ever and I was just drunk fucking a girl that night. Wish I had nudes.

U won't ever get to contact here

Guess I'm out, thought there was gonna be questions about the party night but this is just bs

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Do you really think your “I fucked a girl with a fat ass” is among the most interesting things in this thread? Tell your story if you feel like it, but it’s not as good as the dude with the robber baron family.

i like suckin' fat dicks with my fart mouth. no homo.

I usually put my Kevlar on and ask my younger brother to shoot me, as a method of relaxation. Mind you, it's just for me cuz if he misses, he gets his knuckles bruised, reversing the blade of my sword

I guess this is a good video if you are a fucking homo that wants to look at a man cock. so many of you are fucking faggots it makes me sick.

This

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What career field?

Pics from wife?

> I guess this is a good video if you are a fucking homo that wants to look at a man cock. so many of you are fucking faggots it makes me sick.

>watches video
>focuses on dick
>does not see giant amazing tits
>i’m the faggot

ok.jpg

I sold a bunch of bitcoin early last year, paid my taxes and bought a house with the rest.

Idk man. I'm pretty blitzed and I really just needed to vent or someshit before/if I have another episode.
PTSD fucking blows but, the booze helps.

> PTSD fucking blows

Why do you have PTSD?

I need

So much fucking more of this girl op posted

I'm gay and I like to wear adult diapers and piss/shit myself. Good times

Full video. Add this to the end of the twitter url. /CumshotsDaiIy/status/11476338271054

Hahah not robber barons. Actually paid employees well and took care of them. But, couldn’t pay full wages during the Depression. They also tried to help with any unexpected expenses (doctors visits, sick pay) their employees faced.

But, if someone wants to buy steel with diamonds or cars (see below) why not?

Great Grandpa also bought something like 6 cars during the GD trading steel. Including a Rolls Royce from an Indian Royal family that went back to India fearing the Depression was the end of the US.

All of the cars (mostly Cadillacs) were destroyed/totaled when a tornado hit the shop in the late 30’s.

>was hella drunk with black outs
>"we never spoke again"

The black-out drunk version of you forced or/and coerced her, my dude. Not going to moralize over it, especially since you were that fucking drunk, but if she didn't talk to you afterwards she definitely didn't want it 100%. Good for you that she decided to be one of the many unreported cases.

doesn't work

A few things happened but, the thing I'm having the most trouble with (because I've been repressing it for over a decade I guess) is the time I was in a crash. Got trapped in the vehicle and saw the occupants of the other vehicle burning alive. I barely made it out before the gas tank of the car I was in ignited.
It used be that I'd see their charred bodies outside my window or they'd be knocking on my door/window asking to be let in/they need help.
I woke up fucking screaming one night because, I swear to God it felt like I was wide awake and I FUCKING SAW THEM IN THE DOORWAY OF MY BEDROOM...
One of them pinned me down while another dug its arms into my stomach.
The face was like static and I just remember thrashing and screaming while things face became mine.
2nd place issue is all the abuse my ex-wife doled out.
Hell of a thing to have your wife hold you at gunpoint (to keep you from calling the cops) while she called them claiming I was trying to kill her. All because I went to remove my pistol from the apt (I'd done it numerous times before because she'd threaten suicide a lot as a means to keep me from leaving when threats against my life and physical assault didn't work.)

I'm a meth addict.

And just some shit from when I was a kid growing up in a real rough neighborhood.
But anyway.
A steady supply of booze and benadryl keeps all that shit at bay so... yeah...
This is my life now.

I took all three girls virginties.

Now instead of doing it in person I'm a daddy to teen girls on snapchat and get nudes daily.

Ok the dryl is finally kicking in.
Night guys

i was a depressed junkie and have since cleaned up and became a functioning member of society.

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What drug are you using?

I have nothing interesting to say.

I order Subway off uber eats even tho the subway is less than 5 mins away from my house

GHB

Cut fag dry handjobs always look kind of painful

Webms like that turn me on

DUDE ,, Give us more of the video or a link or something !

I'm a drunk stoner

Sauce???

Please dude
Is there a sauce

My gf fucks other people for a living. My kik is vogiyo AMA