ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess

ITT: Poorly describe vidya; anons guess.

>Jellybeans for power.

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a boy and his blob

ur. agay blonde elf and ur looking for a triangle to kill a redheaded sand nigger who stole ur gf

>be jew
>kill enemies to get money
>use money to shoot enemies
>go in temples, kill all the devout
>steal gold from temples
>steal enough gold to access the final temple
>slay literal pigman
>force princess into arranged marriage

Both Legend of Zelda

>Solve puzzles in a haunted house.

Maniac Mansion

Casper

7th guest

Uninvited

you're going to have to be more specific, that's like a billion fucking games

>prevent animal suicide

Jeeps 'n hostages

commit grand theft auto in san andreas

>>Jump and shoot

This is the one I was thinking of.

Jackal

You only knew that because you searched for it.

Lemmings?
Here's a tricky one for my fellow nesfags
>be disgruntled clown
>encourage and lead vermin to committing suicide

Kirby's Adventure

>Use buttons to control pixels on screen

krusty's playhouse

Duck Hunt.

Dark Cloud > Dark Cloud 2

Bad rats

super mario bros 64

Yep, it was Lemmings. I'm gonna guess yours is Lemmings if you play as a psychopath

excuse me, krusty's super funhouse... i knew the game, just not the name. played it back in the day and my memory failed me

You suck at this

Mega Man 3

>asthma

2001: a wrench swinging simulator

HOLY FUCK NO.

AGAIN, THE CLUE IS

COMMIT >GRAND THEFT AUTO
IN
>SAN ANDREAS

Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing

>asshole in a balloon kidnaps you and makes you kill evil magic woman.

ABOUT FUCKING TIME. HOLY FUCK. WAS THAT SO HARD?

oh.. got it, it's pong

>dragons
>tits
>pinball

Middle aged guy in a leisure suit trying to get some sex.

Wizard of Oz?

>the code is 747

no. did you want more of a hint?

Gabriel Knight

um the one about the sleeping kid... god damn it..little nemo?

Scooby Doo and the Spooky Swamp

yes

>cousin
>bowling

Custer's Revenge

>running to the right

Leisure Suit Larry.

Track & Field

> get angry, hit walls, expose secrets.

Classic game. Used to play it in grade school after we completed our coursework. That and Oregon trail, ski free, and hover
Very nice, you got it. I remember it being fairly challenging but haven't played it as an adult

GTA 4. I know because I posted basically that same hint like a week ago

> rescue fat kid out of tree

> rescue grandma from a furnace

Addams Family?

>space ship
>keyboard
>6 degrees of freedom
>prisoners/hostages

>14 years for a shit sandwich

winner winner chicken dinner

>Be a little bitch
>Looking for little bitch friend
>Some other little bitch kicks your ass and steals your shit
>go on a quest to get your shit back and kick the little bitches ass
>Suddenly fight in space
>Little bitch is now your friend
>Never found the first little bitch friend

Elite

DNF

No.

Kingdom Hearts

Na

>3D adventure
>Lovecraftian feel
>Shit was crazy in the 90s

Majora's Mask?

You got it

>thin guy on acid leaves home to impress some preppy girl

ye

Shivers?

alone in the dark, 1, 2 or 3

pac man

Heretic/Hexen?

A plummer and a two-tailed fox eat mushrooms and have interspecies gay sex.

DING!

>Greenbay Packers

freeing the roman lord of doors from the inevitable spikey blue monster that lies at the heart of singularity

move colorful squares in a formation to make them blow of rows of colorfuk squares

>be you
>bunch of fatass big nose aliens everywhere
>click on fucking everything
>laugh your ass off at the arcade games in the game

Bart vs the Space Mutants

Tetris EZ

battle toads

>Grim Reaper as a travel agent.

Grim Fandango. Something more obscure please.

>be midget in a fantasy world
>swords, shields, and magic
>game is based on a movie
>difficulty: not LOTR

willow?

>being this fucking dense
Go read the OP again, retard.

mecha-female hates flying brains

Nailed it

Objectively, yes. Doesn't mean Dark Cloud 2 wasn't also fun.

Girls transforms into spaceship to blow up planet

gonna to bed, so ill leave the answer
repap oiram

Your sex life.

>"Would you care for a piping hot cup of tea?"

Four children are stalked by a sex offender with an old-timey camera

OP's Adventures

I said obscure, not nonexistent.

Earthbound

got em

His father's a sword and his mum's a fucking tree.