I fucked a tranny off tinder, then sucked her off and swallowed a thick load of tranny cum AMA

I fucked a tranny off tinder, then sucked her off and swallowed a thick load of tranny cum AMA

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Is tinder easy? How easy would it be to find a 6/10 alternative girl I could choke during sex?

for a man? hell no. Even the fat ugly grotesque bitches are picky as fuck. Probably why I ended up fucking a tranny cause i wasnt getting any real pussy

Its easy if you look good. Even ugly bitches have high standards

Xbox or PlayStation?

Did you feel ashamed after you swallowed or just more turned on?

Where'd u find them

xbox all the way

got drunk horny and angry and swiped right on everything that came up... next day got a message from tranny

How bad of a tranny was it

looked like a man in a wig. Had a nice ass though

First time sucking cock?

yes she identified as female though so it isn't gay


trololo

>sucked her off

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yes her

why are you so fucking gay

Not gay. She identified as a female. Transphobic bigot.

I’m not judging.

Any regrets? Would you do it again?

probably. it was way easier than trying to satisfy a woman lol

What's it like being gay? Have you told your mom you're gay?

I actually came close to hooking up with a ladyboy escort tonight. I don't know why I chickened out but I really wanna give it a try. Is there anything you'd recommend doing with "her" that you particularly enjoyed yourself?

I wanna do the full experience, both giving and receiving. I guess I just gotta make sure I give myself an enema and not eat for 2 days before so she doesn't get shit on her dick, eh?

XY chromosomes and a penis? That means its male, which means you're gay.

>sex matters for sex
>faggot

I am.

Seriously look at your argument. If it identified as a dog would you say it was an act of bestiality? You had gay sex. Nothing wrong in that but let's not pretend a man sucking a cock is not gay.

But user, how you identify doesn't change your biology. If you have sex with a biological male, the act is a homosexual act. Not homogenderal, homosexual. You're a member of the LGBT community now.

i'm not sure about how to prepare your pooper for a pounding so I don't know what to tell ya there.

I had her ride me, cowgirl style and her big cock slapping against me each thrust got me really horny. I was staring at it and watched it thicken up and it made me want to suck it really bad.

I'd say just do what you feel in the moment.

holy fuck do you not understand sarcasm? are you autistic? do you seirously think i'm dumb enough to believe that sucking a penis and swallowing a load of thick semen isn't gay? god fucking damn...

i don't know why don't you tell me

When it comes to the subject of being "gay", there's 2 types of faggots:

1) People born gay that never felt attracted to the opposite sex or ever will. These are the true faggots of the world.

2) People that tried it because they got bored or became too desensitized to regular mainstream shit.

On the subject of becoming desensitized, I feel like I'm coming to the end of my porn/sex adventure because nothing can quite scratch my itch anymore. I've seen everything the internet has to offer and I'm bored, hence my seeking ladyboy escorts. Sure, you could argue I'm "gay"... But at least I wasn't born a faggot and my "gayism" is almost like a badge of accomplishment because I kept going down the rabbit hole whereas most other people haven't ventured past their simpleton vanilla porn/sex.

Let me tell ya... When you've been sexually active long enough to the point where you find yourself pushing down the rabbit hole into jerking off to Japanese tentacle insertions, fisting, and scat porn, it's a little hard to go back to soft core. Ladyboy and literal man on man action is literally the next step after scat. And that's the endgame, folks.

I did it because I got bored, I was horny and none of the women I was talking to seemed like they were going to put out.

Tranny on the other hand wanted my penis and the brain between my legs wanted a warm hole... soo.

any more questions?

You sick faggot fuck.
KYS

What do you think about going to hell?

Imagine being this retarded and pathetic yet trying to pretend that having never touched a human body is a badge of honour

Who says I haven't?

you must be only ugly son of a bitch

i have a face for radio

I went from traps to scat. Lucky for me i had a gf that was into scat and met a very passable tranny at a bar years ago so i satisfied my itch and beyond.

I get the feeling that any vaguely passable tranny could score with a curious fetishist any time they wanted on tinder.

What does "ama" mean?

This is because you're ugly

ok i'm sure you don't look like chris hemsworth.

i've got a well paying job, i'm in decent shape and my face is pretty normal looking. Still is a total pain in the ass trying to orchestrate a hook up.

Being gay is better than being a pedo, that’s the real endgame

with or without condom? did you get fucked in the ass or you do the fucking? where did u guys cum? only once?

Do your gay op.. what's new.

That's like saying I fucked a 10 yrs old but she identities as 20 so I'm not a pedo...

This is all correct

getting girls on tinder is so fucked up.
my face is at least 7/10 and i've been doing bodybuilding for the past 5 years. I've tried pictures only of my face, pictures where i don't look AS big but really fit and some where i look fucking crazy ripped.

no fucking difference.

Since i finished my tattoo sleeve i have it easier to contact tattooed chicks tho which is good

Just never have unprotected sex with them (in particular dont let them fuck you in the ass) but personally i'd be careful with fluids with them. Receiving anal sex has something like a 100 times greater odds of getting HIV, this is why its so prevalent with gays, its just a anatomy thing. TS tend to have a very high rate of HIV. I jerked off with a TS once, was fun, i wouldnt do more though other than suck or get sucked with a condom. Play safe.

Yeah i dont really get what I'm doing wrong. Same here, good looking guy, can write a complete sentence, not autistic. So much talk about Tinder being for hooking up but like 99 out of 100 girl's profiles say "no hooking up". I did much better on Craigslist or AdultFriendFinder, just showing my dick.

You sound like a bitch.
I let anyone fuck me bare in the ass yolo, bitchezzz

YOLO, but if u want to LO as long as possible, dont let trannys cum in your ass.

>dont let trannys cum in your ass
Too late, mate. My tranny gf is cumming in my ass daily for the last 4 years. And guess what I am still alive, sometimes she invites her freinds over for a fun night. Next morning everyone is covered in everyone's cum and guess what we are all std free. You know what the trick is? Go see a doc every month and let them check you and your sex partners. And ow be a massive bitch somewhereelse and let the adults play.

So a doctor checking if you ALREADY have an std is the way to stay std free? Smart.

Yes becasue then next time when we fuck everybody stays save. After the sex is before the sex. You are as dumb as american it can get lol.

Because you can be sure your sex partner will only sleep with your "clean" group of friends. It's only a matter of time that aids trains a cummin

We are not selfobsorbed amritards, so yes we can be sure.
No wonder that stds are on the rise in the usa, you people are the dumbest, most ignorant and selfobsorbed ppl in the world.

Did it make you gag?

First time? Your better of using grindr and embracing that you are a fag.

Dude you sucked an actual penis and swallowed semen. I get that you're being respectful of how she identifies but you can't get mad at people calling you gay regardless because as I've mentioned before you've already put male genitalia and semen in your mouth willfully

Why didn't she feel dysphoric being the dominant partner like that?

*him

There are dominant women, virgin.

Well okay but trans women usually tend to find atypical female behavior dysphoria-inducing

Then they are dumb sexist assholes.

Theyre called dykes or defectives.

>her

More like they live in a society of dumb transphobic asshole who make them feel invalidated unless they are being stereotypically feminine all the time

>I had her ride me, cowgirl style and her big cock slapping against me each thrust got me really horny
(not the user you replied to but) Damn that sounds real good.

How'd you find the taste of her cum? Neutral taste, sweet, salty?

>giving a fuck about what society thinks

>says the guy posturing on an anonymous image board

you are stupid. go die in a terroist attack, fucking amerifart.

I'm thinking about fucking a trap I met on Tinder too
It sounds fun and I need something new in my life

Holy shit man your hatred of Americans is so strong that you managed to find a way to talk shit in a thread about trannys on tinder.
Rent free buddy

i chuckeld