Hey user
Friendly ehoe here to help. Send me your relationship, life, career, or anything important questions!
I’m a 19 year old that posts nudes on the internet. Maybe my advice will be helpful?
Smashing a bong and answering your questions.
As per the rules, tiddies attached.
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Pussy ass and feet.. all in one pic.. show me your holes
This. I'm worried this is some estrogen taking faggot right here
Would you eat me?
Where do u post the rest
what other user said, but include your face as well, with shoe on head so we definitely know it's not a faggot
Glorious tits!! more plz!
¿Qué significa "LyF" en tu etiqueta?
wanna see what u wear under ur red trouser
real talk no one is gonna take this thread serious now that you showed us your tits so just show us what you have: pussy, asshole, feet, and opened mouth
My cock is like 5 inches and my girlfriend keeps describing it as 'big'
do you think she's doing it sarcastically or she is just trying to be nice? cause I'm not a fan of it.
How do you feel about cheating? Is it acceptable?
Damn, almost 2020, sick world we live in.
OP I need advice! I near constantly cheat on my girlfriend with strangers and women with questionable morals. Now it burns when I pee. She makes way too much money for me to want to leave her. What should I do?
Why do you think people want advice from some bitch who's realised she's just a carrier for that gross diseased hole she calls her pussy so she spends her day posting nudes online. You not getting enough attention on the real world? Stupid cunt
very cute titts - drop down ur pants
Fuck her with your std dick then she cant leave
>be me
>28 yo betafag
>getting drunk with the boys
>send crush(Pic related) dick pic
>after 2 hrs she respond
>laughing memes
>getting Sad.Jpg
>Getting more drunk
>finally fall asleep
>next morning
>fucking head explodes.Webm
>forget about dick pic
>forget everything
>look at my phone
>see the massages
>FUCK FUCK... OHH NO
>text her I'm sorry honey
>no respond
>slam phone against the wall
>fuck it.. FUCK YOU
>drink a coffee
>calm down
>decide to kill her
>no one laugh at my dick
>grab some waepons.gif
How does it feel knowing your worth has a tight time limit?
Kekd
>get in my car
>drive about 2 hours
>nice Musik
>nice vibes.webm
>calm down
>it's OK user it's ok..
>make my way
>1hour later
>I lost my way
>FUUUCCKK.jpg
>is OK user
>calm down
>ask for the way
>Only Muslim people
>no one can help me
>getting out of car
>take a walk.gif
>Nice area.jpg
>5 inches
rip bro
Wow, very nice! Post more tits
>try to ask a Muslim woman
>she scream at me
>don't know why I have gun with me
>I accidentally pull my gun
>pull the trigger.Reflex
>fuck it.. Shit SHIT.
>I think she is dead
>f-fuck..
>see a mosque
>Run to the entrance
>I scream
>pls help me.webm
>young muslims scream at me
>fear in my chest
>accidentally pulls trigger
>again and again
>fuck I don't want hurt anyone
>user screams
>more Muslim people inside
>scream back
>lost my mind
>accidentally blast 2 whole magazins
>black out..
>shit..
>finally sitting back in car
>what happend!?!?
>I don't wanna hurt anyone
i need money, how to get rich?
shitty greentext
Daily reminder Young folks..
Don't show everyone you dicks..
See what happened to this nice guy..
Always remember him
well my girl is really tiny so it works out
why would I take advice from someone younger... fuck off
Why?
Op has very wide shoulders for a "girl".
I would consider it. If you’re tasty.
Mostly Snapchat. It’s weebychan420
I don’t show my face. I’m a prawn: pretty body meh face
Haha thanks
Oh I hope you’re wrong
You have pretty boobs. I would look at more pics / fuck obviously. Thanks for sharing user. I hope you have a good day!
Of course
Agree. More boob plz
>a woman offering life advice
>literal whore with no talent or anything to offer
>not even decent tits
Good lord whatever became of my board
this is my penis....
could you work with this? what should i do :(
>my
fuck off moot
Post your soles, please?
How many sugar daddies you have?
Holy fucking shit dude, get laid or something, i can smell the incel from hete..
Did you even look? Those are the best tits I’ve seen in months
Wanna try and help me get off super quick?
More context needed. Give me the scenario.
At this point there’s no point to stop. The damage is done.
Get the std fixed and enjoy being a sugar baby.
>incel
twitter awaits your return
Yes
Do you really still send dick pics you shot in 2017?
I don’t see many options.
Consider taking some DMT. Maybe you can convince a 4th dimensional creature to kill her spiritually instead?
Not sure.
Maybe ask her point blank.
No big loss tbh
New insights?
Never know until you try.
How’s your relationship user?
Its what's on my phone. ...silly
Zero.
Sugar baby relationships are annoying.
No booty love
holy fuck if i didn't have a literal micropenis i...
i don't know what i would do cause i can't do anything.. :(
nice ass though
Thank you
I’m sure there’s something it could do
i seriously can't. I've tried with my current girlfriend and it only goes in like half an inch :(
Making my cock even harder.....love to bust on that ass or your beautiful tits....or that mysterious face of yours babe
yeah, more booty please
Are you happy, femanon? Are you okay?
Iam a 36 yo virgin cause of small dick, wouls uls help me and post tita with my name chris written on a paper and send it to my kik erikalfonso to cheer me up?? Thx
why dont you like getting free shit? lol can you even say having a sugar daddy is any type of relationship
More of booty pics? That's a cute butt right there femanon.
im not her but you arent even close to small, lose some weight you fat piece of shit
I broke up with a chick in college because she had small, saggy, gross tits like you
>notalltitsaregoodtits.exe
ever had to deal with a breakup user? any tips, except the usual "haha get hobby and fuck bitches"? the breakup happened about 2, maybe 3 months ago, and im not quite over it, i still think about her occasionally, since we go to the same college and i see her daily. also, im pretty sure if i play my cards right, and talking the right way with common friends and her that i could get her back, since at times she really doesnt look like she is over it or she regrets it, but she would never admit it, sober at least. what should i do?
this is 100% a man lol no curves on the body
Thank you but I’m not attracted to butts at all :( Only tits
Show puss plox
Me and GF broke up about a month ago after dating for half a year
We still are great friends and still talk and hangout
We had a talk last week and said we still loved each other and think about each other, and she thought about trying to get back together. broke up because we thought we were going to fast
M/21 F/19
Should hold out for her or try and move on ?
>this is the first step to homosexuality
>Find a dude and move on
Love your work, does smoking weed make you feel like an idiot? I know it does for me but I dont stop, starting to think I actually like bud for the feeling of brain-dead complacency
Do you like BBC?
didnt you post here a little while ago? i remember some self concious anonnette was posting her lopsided tits asking how bad they were and acting like it was the end of the world when in reality nobody cares. was that you?
how does this happen
Also how many squats must you do a day good lordy my peepee
Yeah people put too much stock in the sexual appeal of their bodies. Sure it's nice if you have assets but ultimately we are all just trying to find our purpose on this planet.
Hello friendly ehoe, long story short my gf has respiratory problems but refuses to quit smoking, males her breathing so bad we havent slept in the same bed in 10 months, ontop of this shes lazy argumentive doesnt take care of herself or her belongings and is very lazy in bed but sure doesnt mind recieving. We have lived together 3 years and she never used to be this bad i thought she just needed to mature a little, what do? Shes also 19.
>bet 'she' has a bigger pee pee than you
I dont have any questions, just respect for starting the thread the right way. I like those tiddies
Mine is 7 and my girl think it's on the small side.
I mean thats defs female butt anatomy, thatd be some impressive prosthetic work otherwise
would you fuck this hyena if you had the chance?
what do you think of it, is it pretty?
Im like 99% sure i dont want to live with someone like this anymore but i miss who she was and i still love her, i just cant make myself breakup with her
yeh is it a noodle peen but
NO YIFF IN HELL FUCKING UTTER MEGAFAGGOT KYS
Based
not even with dubs would i do that for you
more like basic hah
24. Was getting life together. Got new job at airbase to build airplane engines with other great classmates i graduated from UC DAVIS as a engineer.
On way to pick up ex gf from a store. I was rear ended by a old lady and basically left me with lumber spinal nerve damage.
Lost the job.
In a lawsuit (thankfully winning) and dealing with my attorneys and going. To doctors every month. Going in for open back surgery in 2 months to remove the nerves going into my spine.
But completely ruined the relationship. She wasn’t a good gf anyways after years of dating her. Looking to win over $700,000 after lawsuits over and after attorneys take their 33%
Currently speaking to a new really beautiful girl who i ghosted for petty reasons but now we talk on a daily basis now. Fingers crossed she’ll accept me in my condition. Not all is bad tho. Got a new car out of the accident anyways. Got great supportive friends. But lame I’m legally not allowed to work while the lawsuit is happening.
Do u think this girls into me tho? Even tho she knows i ghosted her? She talks to me every single day and i invited her out to a concert coming up in SF CA. She said she’s super down to go with me. What are my chances she’s into me OP?
If she sticks around I’ll fly her around the world with me which i never done and it would be nice to possibly grow a future with her and be financially stable. The job pays $200k a year starting. but I’ll be on base for 2 weeks every month and she can come stay with me. But she has zero clue how much I’m winning. Lmao idk sometimes i think she’ll just leave so it’s what ever but I’m curious op. You think she’s into me? She invited me over the other night and we took some ecstasy together but her friends were over and we all just drank and got really messed up. I didn’t do anything with her but she hugged me as soon as i was leaving and it wasn’t like a short hug she held me for a while. That’s me in pic
Your girl is probably a fucked out skank who got broken in by a pack of niggers. Move on