So I masturbate to my neighbor on my porch when she's walking her dog

So I masturbate to my neighbor on my porch when she's walking her dog.

She knows I do it, even says hi sometimes. She could go a million different ways but keeps passing under me.

Is she into it? Or is it more like she can't do anything about it?

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Also public masturbation tips would be nice

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Assuming she really knows what you are doing, yes she is into it. I wouldn’t try to get close to her though.

How do you know she knows your jerking?
Are you doing it obviously?

Is there any way to test it???

It's not like I can ask her mid stroke. I'm a pervert not a weirdo

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Tbh, chances are she probably thinks you're some sort mentally challenged and/or insane and is too nice of a person to be rude to you. Also, I can almost guarantee you she also goes one of the million other ways every so often but your way is quickest and while walking past she hopes to god you aren't outside.

Definitely. I have a thing to block view but I've flashed her a few times through it and I make it very obvious

And when you flash her, what is her reaction?

Hey she can think whatever she wants I'm just trying to get my rocks off

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Neutral but she stares and walks by real slow. Which makes me go harder.

And sometimes she calls out "good morning" or "hello"

Always skimpy outfits with no underwear

Gonna post pics hold up

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Sorry for poor quality 1 handed 3 stories up

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Anyone still here???

Yeah judging by what you said she is probably into it. Now I said before don’t try something else because that can be really weird. It’s one thing if a creep masturbates while looking at you and you like it. But if you want to get personal she will freak out. Wait for her to signal you something, don’t do something stupid like wait for her downstairs and approach her.

make a video next time u retard

Only reason I'm doing on my porch is because it's legal. I'm on my residence. I could be naked if I want.

Peeping Tom laws are weird but specific. If anything she'd get in trouble of she tried recording me

I don't try keeping evidence. I keep then encrypted and on an SD card. Only extract them if I need em

I have very few pics. I take creepshots often but I don't usually do it near where I live. I don't let her see me take anything either.

Yeah man I'm not sure on this one, I think like the other user said just keep jerking to her as she walks passed and if she makes an advance then go for it but I wouldn't be the first to make a move.

Are you sure she can see your dick from 3 stories down man like 100% sure cause there might be something blocking her view and she's just completely oblivious to the face you're jerking.

don't ruin your situation and enjoy it while you can

Holy fuck she's hot. Sauce

There are parts not covered where I can stick my dick out.

And I turn and make sure my motions are where you cant mistake what I'm doing.

sophie.arvebrink

Exactly. Just let her enjoy the view without having to worry about you wanting her.

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here's a tip:
don't fucking do it you degenerate piece of shit

That's not an option unfortunately.

fucking creep

I pay rent. If I jerk off on my porch that's my business. There at least 3 shorter easier routes she could take. If she ever responded negatively even then I'd feel guilty.

Dude, you're seriously overestimating the awareness of women and their reasoning capability. There's a 95% chance she doesn't even realize what's going on. I've personally experienced women taking 10+ minutes to even realize I'm spanking it next to them while holding a conversation and their visual attention. Maybe I only date retards though, who knows.

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it really is but okay.

someday she's going to be in a bad mood because someone harassed her on the bus, or some old spic grooed her ass while she was walking the dog. and then she's going to look up and see your pathetic ugly fucking face jerking off like the pathetic sack of shit you are and all she's going to think about is how you are just one more rotten sack of shit making her life worse. and she's going to tell her boyfriend. her boyfriend isn't just going to walk up to your apartment and beat the shit out of you, because he's not a complete dumbfuck like you; he's going to wait for the right time.

you're simply too fucking stupid to understand how these situations sometimes play out, and I'd be lying if I said i didn't find it at least a little bit cathartic.

Found the Incel

I honest to god don't even know how to fucking respond to this faggotry, it's quite possibly the most boring, idiotic stock reply on this fucking board. If you're too fucking stupid to recognize the real-world ramifications of your dipshitted real-life actions, you deserve the consequences that will eventually be brought down upon you as a result of those actions.

You're so goddamned stupid that you can't tell the difference between actual life experience and a lack of life experience.

Dude you ok?

> boring, idotic stock reply
Go to r9k then lol

I don't know if you were paying attention, but I wasn't pointing out the problem with me.

you literally quoted a portion of a portion of the post, then suggested i go to r9k. is r9k more creative with their retardation?

It'll get better bro. Hang in there

So any public masturbation tips. I want to Jack off at a pool or a beach.

I opted into a thread about some faggot jacking off on his fucking balcony. I'm also an adult. Pretending like your shitty retarded replies are going to actually upset me might possibly the only thing that's more pathetic than replying to me in the first place.

Either way, you're a complete fucking retard.

Do it in the girls restroom. They won't try and arrest you if they think you are a tranny... bad publicity.

Ok.

yeah dude just whip it out and start jerking off in front of anybody at any time, 99% of people like it and nobody will ever do anything about it.

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And it turns out that 1% who don't is entirely concentrated in a 100 mile radius of where OP lives.

women are like some of the dumbest creatures to see what's going on. goes from "he just wants friendship" to straight up not seeing the dick

I'll drop a few tips. Running shoes and a preplanned escape route. Always be aware of your surroundings

You're having a full on meltdown and it's hilarious.

I hope you recover from your autism soon. Godspeed Sup Forumsrother

I want s girl who's into voyeuristic sex

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stop being so negative
he can jerk off wherever he wants if people don't like it they don't have to look

ur mum dont think that

okee dokee artochokee

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He is the only person in the thread to point out that shit doesn't always just go down like some porn recreation, OP is in for a taste of some reality dick if he continues haha

i happen to know for a fact that she does

Fuuuuck. I usually dont really like muscly bitches but God damn she's fucking cute and has a nice ass!

Soo...he was behind that

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What she’s into is the power she feels knowing she’s yanking your chain.

Protip: paying rent doesn’t entitle you to violating public indecency laws. Even if you are on “your” porch (protip, it isn’t yours if you rent it and your landlord can evict you if they get complaints) if you are clearly visible to “the public” you are basically naked in public which is illegal. Peeping Tom laws have nothing to do with it.

Oh god they're back

I'm scared :(

fucking finally

hope he obviously does not have any idea how public indecency laws work whatsoever. my apartment faces the street and I have to be careful about what I wear in front of the window.

this may vary from state to state and city to city, but this is the norm. if you think anyone is going to be so goddamn retarded has to let some hairy faggot hang out in front of his fucking window jerking off to women and children, well.. you might be as stupid as OP.

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I want her to sit on my face

Just looked up my state's laws. Requires lots of proof. Proof of nudity, proof of intent etc.

And the defense is easy "wardrobe malfunction "

And God forbid I'm charged. It's a fine. No jail time. Just a misdemeanor and thats a big IF

Good luck proving intent or getting any proof I'm doing what I'm doing.

And my landlord is in another country. The management that owns the property is none existent

I've been doing this awhile. I'm careful.

The odds are just in my favor.

what's up with the website in this file name? it's quite strange.