I just wrote a super long suicide post and had Sup Forums delete it all cuz I didn't properly solve the fucking CAPTCHA. So fuck it, I'll keep it short and sweet this time.
I'm 25 years old, a burden to my injured father, living a shit life acting like a young teen still, religious and apologetic to God for my failures in life, and I just want to die already in a painless way. Easy (so I can drink alcohol and do it when too fucked to feel fear) and painless way I can commit suicide? Suggestions like putting something in my Aromatherapy Essential Oil Diffuser that'll kill me in my sleep is appreciated and desired. Please just help me kill myself, I'm suffering and just want to end it all already. Please give me easy to execute (so my worthless lazy ass can do it) and painless ways to commit suicide please.
Need help committing suicide, not a worthless person like me using his not-so-precious time shitposting like I did when I was an edgy kid. Help or fuck off.
USA. Why?
Cooper Kelly
If you plan to get superdrunk best thing is to drink while on a roof, you'll probably never notice you're dead until nightfall. C ya, life is a bitch. Try to do a flip
Nathan Wright
Go to a party supply shop and get a clown outfit, clown makeup and a helium balloon kit. Go home, put on clown suit and makeup, tie plastic bag over head and pump in the helium. Fast and painless. The clown outfit is so the purchase doesn’t seem odd on its own, and also to be less grim and upsetting for the person who finds you.
Cooper Bailey
I live out in nowhere. Roofs near me are at most 2 stories tall.
Blake Cook
Helium is a good idea. First idea I may use. Anyone else got any golden suicide ideas?
Ayden Howard
Get therapy you emo fag, or better yet, become an adult and face your problems
You gotta fall at least 50 feet to ensure death (land head first dont be a tard)
Jack Jones
Good, then it's time to buy a rope.
Juan Rogers
Hey do you have someway to text? I dont want to stop you i just want to interview you i guess
Liam Sullivan
>useless >can’t even kill themselves Ooh big man hey? Blow your pathetic brains out on stream you faggot and stop fishing for attention
Levi Harris
>life is simple, just deal with it Spoken like a true future suicide victim. You remind me so much of my past self.
I'm texting right now. If it helps anyone consider helping me kill myself, I'm staying up so I will be tired to do my job scamming old people later at my supplement salesman job. I'm a literal piece of scum in my career field because college scammed me into a career where I need to scam or have student loans drown me in debt worse than I already am.
Caleb Perry
>college is a scam Yeah maybe try not doing gender studies you retard
Zachary Richardson
Stop being a retarded Nazi spammer and you will feel better OP.
Logan Morgan
Do you have a kik or discord? Ill download something to text tbh i dont really care, something is telling me to interview you
Kevin Ross
>fishing for attention If that emwas true, I wouldn't be asking you to just fuck off right now. I need people with suicide suggestions, not observers or useless people like me (like you).
Bentley Hall
Business Administration and Management is a scam. It lets you pick any minimum wage job you want, and nothing more.
Don't feel like having my personal details shared. Just want to die. If you got any questions, feel free to ask em here. Last thing I need is a moralfag stopping me due to calling the police.
Liam Bailey
Yeah because begging /b for attendion isn’t fishing for attention, you live in the US retard, blow your fucking brains out on stream or play your national sport of school shootings and suicide by cop you autistic cunt
Ian Brooks
Go fuck yourself. Fuck off Eurocunt.
Aaron Brown
I dont care about trying to stop you i understand it since i too am suicidal. But ill just ask my questions here. What was the start of all your problems who fucked it up and how
Adam Long
Shotgun - roof of the mouth.
Jackson Hernandez
Honestly OP, hanging yourself is pressure It’s not even pain
Camden Lewis
Do us a favour mate, if you’re going to ice yourself, do it driving a heavy vehicle through a crowd of muzzies or summat, give em a taste of their own medicine.
Caleb White
Personal experience it only hurts if youre hanging yourself wrong, a slipknot at the very top of your neck will be painless and fast, nooses hurt.
Isaiah Johnson
Kill yourself you waste of cum, that way you’ll stop whinging like a 13 year old
Wyatt Reed
Does your injured father have painkillers? Drink a bottle of vodka and take all the pills
Hunter Martinez
I fucked it up by being a fuck up. I literally screwed the pooch, lost my innocence at a young age, and kept fucking up all the way into adulthood. Now I'm useless and want to die. I was born with so much potential, including amazing genetics, but I made myself worthless on my own. Thus the reason I want to die. I fucked up my own life, with the help of some childhood traumas from my parents divorcing and my mother dating an abusive guy who she equally abused, making me act as a very young mediator for the constant screaming and crying between the two.
Charles Turner
Maybe they stop beeing pissed when we stop raping their countries for oil and economics?
Cooper Nelson
Ever had any gfs? And how long have you been thinking about suicide, over a year here
ITT: OP begs for attention to fulfil his pathetic existence by masquerading as a suicidal person
Xavier Robinson
Never had a real GF. Only thing resembling it was a childhood 1st through 3rd grade GF and a few month long extremely BiPolar 7th grade GF who scared me away from women and commitment at a young age. Been building up to suicide since my severe depression started 7 years ago. I thought depression would be a phase, BOY WAS I WRONG.
Gabriel Watson
user, can i kik you? i want to be a listening ear so maybe you don't feel so alone. :(
Kayden Perez
Haha depression definitely Is no phase, for me its a constant up and down, right now im just receiving the lows, whats the worst thing youve ever done also rate your physical appearance
Evan Hall
Lol bye faggot
Jayden Sanchez
You’re a special kind of fucking stupid, you should see how rich the fucking gulf states are. ‘Raping their countries’... you fucking moron.
William Reyes
Tell you what, I'll add you to kik, cuz I gotta pass out so I can wake up to fulfill my pathetic job I'm forced into to help pay off my debts. The thing I will regret the most about my suicide is how my parents cosigned my loan, so hopefully I can make some extra cash to keep the loan from fucking them over.
kik: AnOmniMoose
I'll ttyl m8. If anyone else has good suicide suggestions, leave em in the thread. I'ma read all of em l8er. G Nite everyone but edgy lurker.
Anthony Moore
No dehydration is a terrible painful slow death, a rope is good if done right. Theres also oding, falling, lying your head on a train tracks, light a barbeque while in an enclosed not heavily ventilated place and take a nap. just make sure you will be home alone a while or else theres a chain of becoming retarded but thats for all easy to do suicides
Angel Johnson
Quick and painless way to suicide yourself; Pottasium Cyanide; Comes in a jar and comes in little crystals. You can get it from a local jeweler (just tell them you need it for restoring a gold ring). Take a gram of this and mix it with 4 to 8oz of water. Wait 5 minute, then drink. Lay down and think about your final thoughts and you'll go unconscious in 15-45 seconds. As long as no one finds you to call 911 within 30-45 minutes, you are dead. Completely painless and very quick, best luck user. Pro-tip; if you ditch the glass, it looks like you died peacefully of natural causes.
Owen Nguyen
Least painful way is helium but you'll need a mask, tube and a tank
Exhaust in the car, hypoxia will get you fam. You will fall asleep, then die from lack of oxygen.
Or move away. Work a lot for some months, then leave. What i would do.
Cameron Howard
hanging, but not in the typcial way, have it low enough so that if you stand, the noose wont choke you. and just take fast deep breaths, for 30 seconds before putting weight on the noose.
Do that the right way and you will pass out pretty quickly without much/any pain.
Christian Sanders
No nooses hurt, use a slipknot and position it so it while cut of your main neck vein easiest
Ian Flores
I've worked out heavily to try to alleviate depression and I am 6 foot 7 inches tall, so I'll give myself a 7 outta 10. Once again, I was born with good genetics. Everything bad about my life was self inflicted idiocy. I didn't check myself, so I rekt myself. Also worse I did to this point was abuse drugs and alcohol, especially recently, and got pass out puking drunk several nights a week. Literally did it last night too. My father, who hates drunks, saw me trying to drink and drive to pick up chips. Now all I feel is shame.
Lincoln Powell
Fuck off you attention seeking faggot, man up and off yourself on stream
Parker Green
but i dont think you should commit suicide. just get some therapy, helps alot more then you think.
Brayden Adams
Please don't. You only get one shot at life. You still have so much ahead of you. Your whole life can change in months. You don't deserve to die and don't burden anyone left behind with this. Don't kill yourself user.
Camden Davis
Tbh do what you truly want dont let people decide for you
Nolan Wilson
You're going to go to hell. It's never too late to stop being a useless faggot. What condition is your body in? Are you I'll or injured?
Jeremiah Baker
>not fishing for attention
Lucas Morales
Let him die in peace, don't let it drag on its not tasteful.
Nolan Perry
I tried therapy. It's nothing but a 2K dollar investment of no help and therapists getting offended at the unfulfilled narcissistic disorder tendencies I have.
Aaron Ortiz
Hell isnt real religion fag
Luke Phillips
>not fishing for attention
Joshua Wilson
This is dumb advice when it comes to suicide, especially for some one as young as op.
while suicidal and depressed your choices and rationale is all messed up, and most times those who make it through this time of their life end up being gratefull they dident go through with their plans.
Noah Hernandez
Thanks resident edgy atheist >religious and apologetic to God for my failures in life, and I just want to die already in a painless way It doesn't matter if you believe it it matters if he does
Julian Ramirez
OP you have several good suggestions here, what type of suicide would you choose?
Gabriel Flores
You are the biggest fucking retarded gorilla nigger I have seen in a while
just do LSD you pathetic faggot
Angel Jenkins
Piss off attention whore People die in the thousands every day, it's not hard, and it doesn't make you special
Alexander Moore
hey user, just press the back button to get to the page you typed your letter on, it should pop back up
Landon Moore
I hate living too,but I think you deserve better. Instead of killing yourself sell shit and try heroine and go to a rave. Do things you couldn't risk throwing your life away for first. You might find something with living for