I just wrote a super long suicide post and had Sup Forums delete it all cuz I didn't...

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

I just wrote a super long suicide post and had Sup Forums delete it all cuz I didn't properly solve the fucking CAPTCHA. So fuck it, I'll keep it short and sweet this time.

I'm 25 years old, a burden to my injured father, living a shit life acting like a young teen still, religious and apologetic to God for my failures in life, and I just want to die already in a painless way. Easy (so I can drink alcohol and do it when too fucked to feel fear) and painless way I can commit suicide? Suggestions like putting something in my Aromatherapy Essential Oil Diffuser that'll kill me in my sleep is appreciated and desired. Please just help me kill myself, I'm suffering and just want to end it all already. Please give me easy to execute (so my worthless lazy ass can do it) and painless ways to commit suicide please.

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Xavier Green
Xavier Green

Ok bye bitchboy

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

what country u live in user?

Dylan Howard
Dylan Howard

Need help committing suicide, not a worthless person like me using his not-so-precious time shitposting like I did when I was an edgy kid. Help or fuck off.

USA. Why?

Cooper Kelly
Cooper Kelly

If you plan to get superdrunk best thing is to drink while on a roof, you'll probably never notice you're dead until nightfall.
C ya, life is a bitch. Try to do a flip

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

Go to a party supply shop and get a clown outfit, clown makeup and a helium balloon kit.
Go home, put on clown suit and makeup, tie plastic bag over head and pump in the helium. Fast and painless.
The clown outfit is so the purchase doesn’t seem odd on its own, and also to be less grim and upsetting for the person who finds you.

Cooper Bailey
Cooper Bailey

I live out in nowhere. Roofs near me are at most 2 stories tall.

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Helium is a good idea. First idea I may use. Anyone else got any golden suicide ideas?

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

Get therapy you emo fag, or better yet, become an adult and face your problems

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Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

You gotta fall at least 50 feet to ensure death (land head first dont be a tard)

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

Good, then it's time to buy a rope.

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

Hey do you have someway to text? I dont want to stop you i just want to interview you i guess

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

useless
can’t even kill themselves
Ooh big man hey? Blow your pathetic brains out on stream you faggot and stop fishing for attention

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

life is simple, just deal with it
Spoken like a true future suicide victim. You remind me so much of my past self.

I'm texting right now. If it helps anyone consider helping me kill myself, I'm staying up so I will be tired to do my job scamming old people later at my supplement salesman job. I'm a literal piece of scum in my career field because college scammed me into a career where I need to scam or have student loans drown me in debt worse than I already am.

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

college is a scam
Yeah maybe try not doing gender studies you retard

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

Stop being a retarded Nazi spammer and you will feel better OP.

Logan Morgan
Logan Morgan

Do you have a kik or discord? Ill download something to text tbh i dont really care, something is telling me to interview you

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

fishing for attention
If that emwas true, I wouldn't be asking you to just fuck off right now. I need people with suicide suggestions, not observers or useless people like me (like you).

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

Business Administration and Management is a scam. It lets you pick any minimum wage job you want, and nothing more.

Don't feel like having my personal details shared. Just want to die. If you got any questions, feel free to ask em here. Last thing I need is a moralfag stopping me due to calling the police.

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

Yeah because begging /b for attendion isn’t fishing for attention, you live in the US retard, blow your fucking brains out on stream or play your national sport of school shootings and suicide by cop you autistic cunt

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

Go fuck yourself. Fuck off Eurocunt.

Aaron Brown
Aaron Brown

I dont care about trying to stop you i understand it since i too am suicidal. But ill just ask my questions here. What was the start of all your problems who fucked it up and how

Adam Long
Adam Long

Shotgun - roof of the mouth.

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

Honestly OP, hanging yourself is pressure It’s not even pain

Camden Lewis
Camden Lewis

Do us a favour mate, if you’re going to ice yourself, do it driving a heavy vehicle through a crowd of muzzies or summat, give em a taste of their own medicine.

Caleb White
Caleb White

Personal experience it only hurts if youre hanging yourself wrong, a slipknot at the very top of your neck will be painless and fast, nooses hurt.

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

Kill yourself you waste of cum, that way you’ll stop whinging like a 13 year old

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

Does your injured father have painkillers? Drink a bottle of vodka and take all the pills

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

I fucked it up by being a fuck up. I literally screwed the pooch, lost my innocence at a young age, and kept fucking up all the way into adulthood. Now I'm useless and want to die. I was born with so much potential, including amazing genetics, but I made myself worthless on my own. Thus the reason I want to die. I fucked up my own life, with the help of some childhood traumas from my parents divorcing and my mother dating an abusive guy who she equally abused, making me act as a very young mediator for the constant screaming and crying between the two.

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

Maybe they stop beeing pissed when we stop raping their countries for oil and economics?

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

Ever had any gfs? And how long have you been thinking about suicide, over a year here

Gabriel Sanchez
Gabriel Sanchez

not fishing for attention

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Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

ITT: OP begs for attention to fulfil his pathetic existence by masquerading as a suicidal person

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

Never had a real GF. Only thing resembling it was a childhood 1st through 3rd grade GF and a few month long extremely BiPolar 7th grade GF who scared me away from women and commitment at a young age. Been building up to suicide since my severe depression started 7 years ago. I thought depression would be a phase, BOY WAS I WRONG.

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

user, can i kik you? i want to be a listening ear so maybe you don't feel so alone. :(

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

Haha depression definitely Is no phase, for me its a constant up and down, right now im just receiving the lows, whats the worst thing youve ever done also rate your physical appearance

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

Lol bye faggot

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

You’re a special kind of fucking stupid, you should see how rich the fucking gulf states are. ‘Raping their countries’... you fucking moron.

William Reyes
William Reyes

Tell you what, I'll add you to kik, cuz I gotta pass out so I can wake up to fulfill my pathetic job I'm forced into to help pay off my debts. The thing I will regret the most about my suicide is how my parents cosigned my loan, so hopefully I can make some extra cash to keep the loan from fucking them over.

kik: AnOmniMoose

I'll ttyl m8. If anyone else has good suicide suggestions, leave em in the thread. I'ma read all of em l8er. G Nite everyone but edgy lurker.

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

No dehydration is a terrible painful slow death, a rope is good if done right. Theres also oding, falling, lying your head on a train tracks, light a barbeque while in an enclosed not heavily ventilated place and take a nap. just make sure you will be home alone a while or else theres a chain of becoming retarded but thats for all easy to do suicides

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

Quick and painless way to suicide yourself;
Pottasium Cyanide;
Comes in a jar and comes in little crystals. You can get it from a local jeweler (just tell them you need it for restoring a gold ring).
Take a gram of this and mix it with 4 to 8oz of water. Wait 5 minute, then drink. Lay down and think about your final thoughts and you'll go unconscious in 15-45 seconds. As long as no one finds you to call 911 within 30-45 minutes, you are dead.
Completely painless and very quick, best luck user.
Pro-tip; if you ditch the glass, it looks like you died peacefully of natural causes.

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

Least painful way is helium but you'll need a mask, tube and a tank

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

Here you go OP, now go and hang out

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Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

Exhaust in the car, hypoxia will get you fam. You will fall asleep, then die from lack of oxygen.

Or move away. Work a lot for some months, then leave. What i would do.

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

hanging, but not in the typcial way, have it low enough so that if you stand, the noose wont choke you. and just take fast deep breaths, for 30 seconds before putting weight on the noose.

Do that the right way and you will pass out pretty quickly without much/any pain.

Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

No nooses hurt, use a slipknot and position it so it while cut of your main neck vein easiest

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

I've worked out heavily to try to alleviate depression and I am 6 foot 7 inches tall, so I'll give myself a 7 outta 10. Once again, I was born with good genetics. Everything bad about my life was self inflicted idiocy. I didn't check myself, so I rekt myself. Also worse I did to this point was abuse drugs and alcohol, especially recently, and got pass out puking drunk several nights a week. Literally did it last night too. My father, who hates drunks, saw me trying to drink and drive to pick up chips. Now all I feel is shame.

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

Fuck off you attention seeking faggot, man up and off yourself on stream

Parker Green
Parker Green

but i dont think you should commit suicide. just get some therapy, helps alot more then you think.

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

Please don't. You only get one shot at life. You still have so much ahead of you. Your whole life can change in months. You don't deserve to die and don't burden anyone left behind with this. Don't kill yourself user.

Camden Davis
Camden Davis

Tbh do what you truly want dont let people decide for you

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

You're going to go to hell. It's never too late to stop being a useless faggot. What condition is your body in? Are you I'll or injured?

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

not fishing for attention

Lucas Morales
Lucas Morales

Let him die in peace, don't let it drag on its not tasteful.

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

I tried therapy. It's nothing but a 2K dollar investment of no help and therapists getting offended at the unfulfilled narcissistic disorder tendencies I have.

Aaron Ortiz
Aaron Ortiz

Hell isnt real religion fag

Luke Phillips
Luke Phillips

not fishing for attention

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

This is dumb advice when it comes to suicide, especially for some one as young as op.

while suicidal and depressed your choices and rationale is all messed up, and most times those who make it through this time of their life end up being gratefull they dident go through with their plans.

Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

Thanks resident edgy atheist
religious and apologetic to God for my failures in life, and I just want to die already in a painless way
It doesn't matter if you believe it it matters if he does

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

OP you have several good suggestions here, what type of suicide would you choose?

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

You are the biggest fucking retarded gorilla nigger I have seen in a while

just do LSD you pathetic faggot

Angel Jenkins
Angel Jenkins

Piss off attention whore
People die in the thousands every day, it's not hard, and it doesn't make you special

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

hey user, just press the back button to get to the page you typed your letter on, it should pop back up

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

I hate living too,but I think you deserve better. Instead of killing yourself sell shit and try heroine and go to a rave. Do things you couldn't risk throwing your life away for first. You might find something with living for