YLYL, topkek edition
YLYL, topkek edition
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nice forgot the sigourneys put wordfilters again, So cu.ck is replaced by kek again
Guys can you please post that pic with the guy in suglasses smoking at gas station at night. I like it very much but I lost mine
Sorry user, looks like you need to go back to school.
This just made me feel sad for ugly people.
They havent taught this kind of math yet. Is it physics? I think that is only in highschool
150 m, it's literally written there. Easy ...
If it's my gf then he's is carrying nothing.. Checkmate fag
Slightly better than "true story here" but not much.
Did you screencap your own shitty story?
It's really not that funny. It probably couls be with some more embellishment and better story telling skills.
The nigger one? But it's so unimaginative and try hard. Each to their own.
Bet you own a tiki torch
You just admitted online for the whole internet that you have no gf, gg
Sry mate I have this
Good boy danger dog
Good boy danger dog
I need her to pay rent
Does it also work on phones?
Nah it says pc. Sry I didn't choose the rules
I don't think anyone wants to, which is your problem. Go die.
ur all gay af
Good boy danger dog
Yes that one. I dont care about the nigger pasta, i just like the aesthetic of it
screen watching faggot
Good boy danger dog
hope your still around faggot
np bb I like it too
thsi is because you retards dont know how to cinch up the straps on your pack and let it dangle loosely like a fucking idiot. theyre designed to ride up high on your back jfc
this is why she doesn't feel that way about you btw
Hey everyone, Watch to here. This thread is actual garbage and no other ylyl is up and running so who wants to ask a question about horology?
This is the Martin n Braun Boreas with sunrise/set. Equation of Time watches are quirky, and rare. The Equation of Time is the difference between apparant and mean solar time, meaning time as we all calculate and time as if solar motion was uniform. Really unnecessary but also very cool. This watch adds an extra layer of fussy, as it tracks sunrise and sunset, so the watch has to be calibrated for your geographical position. Sonic you see a great deal on this watch from someone in another country, just know that unless reset by a watchmaker who knows what he's doing the sunrise/set data will never be accurate for you.
rape game everbody plays it
no homo if friens
as a former scoutzknives player this is great
He's fucking punting
Pretty sure this is the weakest thing I've ever read on /b. It's not even mildly amusing
I think I know who that is. It was a long time ago but he was on discord all the time. In ashs corner.
Niggers. Every fucking time.
Get rid of em
I'm not exaggerating at all when I say that this picture, more than any other pic, gif, or webm I've ever seen on this site, makes me think with deep sadness about all the filters humor needs to go through before it can be enjoyed or accepted by most people.
It is genuinely hilarious, written in a Hunter S Thompson style, and it is funny whether you fear nogs or not. Even if you see this dude as pathetic, it's fucking great.
Oh well. I love this place.
Prrreeas Doh ee ma ass spillit.
Dagon part 2: The Coomin of the Christofer
I’ll eyeball this one 22 meters 16 degrees.
Not only are you shit with physics, you’re shit at searching on the internet. Why don’t you go and be wrong somewhere else
the dog doesn't give a fuck
Is this Jordan Peterson? What the hell happened.
That's Brad Pitt so you know. Take it down
your at home, fapping.
mom walks in, disgusted
"will you please get a job?"
die a little inside.
tonight, it happens
"if it happens again. you'll have to out."
you risk it.
don't lock your door.
reply when you see it...
He got photoshopped
It's a photoshop, retard.
Huh wha? What time is it? How much for the watch?
Thank you danger dog
No it's not you actual retard.
Agreed. The only problem is that the black bastards are just like cockroaches.
He built the complication onto an existing and easily available ETA automatic movement, so the watch sells for less than you may think. In steel probably not much higher than $5k.
Thank you for pointing out the style, I couldn't put my finger on it.
is he smoking at a gas pump? thats next level edgy
It is actually photoshopped
My girlfriend is 90 lbs, I can lift her with two fingers in her nostrils
Don't worry, I've got you covered.
God, I wish I was you.
Hopefully another nigger kill those niggers.
KILL THE BLACK NIGGA
be me for a sec
senior in HS
go to school and make fun of half down full blown inbred retarded girl
she chases me in the halls reeeing
she comes from a fucked off family and gets banged by the blacks at school
routine abortion machine
one night at friends half drunk and stoned
he’s on AIM and starts laughing
she messaged him
asks if i know her
say aw man that fucking retard
he messages leave me alone and exits out and leaves the room
i repeated her screen name over and over as i pull my phone out and fire up my AIM
send friend request and it’s instantly accepted
start talking she says she knows me and am very cute
this is too fucking easy
say let’s hang out and go pick her up
she got in the truck and said oh it’s you
i start being all nice
go back to friends and park outside
start making out with her
had regular cab pickup so i lay her down across the bench seat
she keeps saying no no no no i can’t
i say sure you can
pull her short shorts off
no panties but a mangled vagina
and an incision being held together with staples from one side of her stomach to the other
what in the fuck is that
i told you had a baby 2 weeks ago
violently shake my head no
the fuck you didn’t say shit
realize I’m on top of a retard in my truck in front of my friends house who’s got a fresh c section scar
of course she thinks she told me
she doesn’t even know who i am or where she’s at
or the planet she’s on for that matter
stick my middle finger in all the way inside her
so will it hurt if i do this
she gasps and grabs my finger
i pull her Shriners Hospital Jamboree T-shirt up
suck on both her boobs while flicking her huge bean with my middle finger
taste warm sweet borderline rotten milk
ok ok I’m done sorry
had nutted all over my left leg
get off of her and start my truck up and haul ass back to her house
tell her to get out at the stop sign a block away
It's actually not, and other than your low test responses have nothing to prove otherwise. You can just go to YouTube and watch that video still, and see it.
Niggers are worthless savages
having a sauna in your house
post like this is why I come back to this place. Fucking killed me
Top kek, fuck i hate cats
The post was fucking retarded larp. And you're a moron.
silent hill 3
ur child husband you mean?
Good boy danger dog
My gf weights 110. I can lift her with one thumb up her ass. 30lbs of that is boob meat.
Hey everybody look it’s the angry 4channer
Physics wouldn’t allow for that, faggot
theyre designed to ride up high on your back
welcome to the world kiddo, people can be truly braindead
When we lay on grandma's motorized bed and put it at the right pitch I can get a thumb in there and lift her up.
Did you smell your finger afterwards?
Yes. Think piss and spam
Ah yes, type 3 projectile motion, havent had to do that shit since I specialized in electrical
What's the barometric pressure?
What's the humidity?
What's the weight of the projectile?
What shape is the projectile?
What is the speed and direction of any wind?
What kind of spin, if any, was imparted to the projectile at the time of firing?
70% of the bag’s weight should be on your hips, not shoulders, you cretinous imbecile
did you mean mormon?
It is a photoshop. I have the video itself. I found it in 2 minutes. You are an awful liar.
very surprised to see this posted here. this is an incredible backpack. 100% recommend. got me through approx 600km of hikes these past 4 years.
Same here. I own one in orange. Summited two mountains with it.
he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
Yeah maybe if you're a giant faggot.
holy fuck my sides
You have to be a retarded neck beard virgin loser to use this shit Walking places
SUCK HER ON THE BOOBIES
well remember to wash your peepee lads
fagget detected, cat loving motherfucker, i hope somebody kicks your pussy
I'M THE user WHO CALLED HIM A RETARD
This is how they teach you to don your airpacks at the fire academy.
Somebody sent you to the wrong board for horology Punjab
What kind of nigger thinks rats are mice?
We love cats around here, newnigger.
How're these faggots Actually gonna prefer niggers to cats? Retards are scary...
Except Thompson would've got the song title right because he was a huge fan of music.
But otherwise, spot on.
I love that style.
Absolutely outstanding. I wish I could read.
YLYL I LOSE LOL
You, Sir, are hired
Well I-I would say 500miles
Well I-I would guess 500more
To be the number that youre looking foo o oor
Anyone has that four-squares meme of Super Mario that says: 1. So yeah 2. There's this girl and uh... 3. ummm 4. He spreads his buttcheeks ? I thought it was really funny but I can't find it anymore
what's the brand/company? is it Anti-Gravity? or is that the product line?
any other styles of backpacks similar to this that you'd recommend?
Thoughts on "modular backpacks" akin to military style backpacks?
that's the joke u fucking sperg
I lost lmao
Stormfags can't funny.
Sincerely, The Jews
This was good kek xD
Okay, now this is just creepy.
New Live Sex chats and not only. What you think ?'
nope, it was a shitty fbworth post
the brand is osprey, quite good rucksack brand. I like exped as well.
this bag is the aether. I have it in 70l. but you don't need that much volume if you don't go autonomous.
antigravity is just the name of the system. of course it's not "actual" anti gravity... we're not on planet Arrakis....
Mine is petite all around, 4'11", so 90 lbs isn't too surprising
every single hashtag is "somethinggay," until you reach the end of the list to find "#doctorwho" Like wtf? I cant for the life of me fathom...why doctor who?
much appreciated internet pal
I think the implication is your thumb isn't doing the lifting, its the rest of the fist she sitting on
oh and i just saw your last sentence.
DO NOT buy a modular "military style" backpack. please do yourself a favor and dont cary that extra weight for nothing.
they were designed with military conditions and requirements in mind. not at all the same as your mid mountain/high mountain hikes experience.
look for a lightweight, robust backpack that fits your needs in terms of volume and comfort.
College algebra, user.
he is with the 9th doctor
take a salt tablet
lol thank you
Osprey makes the best civilian bags on the market. MEC stuff is good too.
Goddam this thread is shit
saving pics just to shitpost
How is this thread still alive? It's been 12 hours since it was created.
Expecting a backflip :(
Just reply like every 5 minutes, and the thread will almost die, but sorta just stay afloat. Repeat 225 times and you get this thread.
How long until you stop posting these?
This has more creative value than the original memes they're parodying at least. Not more funny, but better art.
I can't read this shit
Faggots love that shit
summer's over you fucking mung. get the hell out of here
Jokes on you she's already dead
yo she's hot
I have a modular one (Gyrfalcon by Maxpedition). I like it because it's indestructible and can be adapted based on how much space I need and what I'm carrying. I love the aesthetic too with the MOLLE webbing and being able to attach morale patches. However, as this user () said, if you're just looking to do hiking and mountaineering, you're probably better off with something built for purpose. It will be lighter weight with more padding and likely more space too.
Where do you think you are?
does it tell amy schumer jokes when you pull the string?
Read the thread nigger, Danger doggo got us covered. You have no power here
Here's the funny version of what your pic is trying to convey.
do you know soul? cuz I am soul and Ive been playing skz since 1.6 2009
Whatever happened to the fanfic where jbp got tied to his bed, his wife pulled a communist strapon, and his daughter got gangbanged by niggers?
Danger dog can gargle my nuts, son.
Outside of your mom's whory pussy. Bitch.
he will be fine after a mentos
Lost hard to this
30-50 feral hogs
The word topkek does not exist. Please choose another word.
Man that was unexpected
I walked to here for example
Niggers let's move him and fuck him up more even tho that was a survivable drop
could have got a blowie
fucking cunt trying to be edgy with your animal abuse fantasies, aint gonna go well for you here nigger
First time I ever loose in one of these. The red outline is what really did it for me.
This thread is awful
Worst ylyl I’ve seen in a while
That's good to know. Thank you.
This is an underrated post
Very nice. Where?
Rate my watch
That was a funny movie.
I'd bite her ass too
Cellphone in your pocket
Wearing a watch.
Undeveloped febal post for the disabilitated
Before the epstein story i thought bill was innocent .
You’re closest. You win. Thanks my engineering bro