>be cashier at a convenience store
>be almost 11 PM
>shift about to end, awww yeah.
>a wild pack of niggers walk in
>they walk over to the heater where all the hot food is
>grab all the chicken tendies from it
>head nig walks over to register
>Ayo mane, we're gun' need more chikun.
>Sir we stop making food at 10
>WE NEED MOAR CHIKEN
>WE STOPPED MAKING FOOD AT TEN
>have my thumb over the alarm button in case things go to shit over fucking chicken tenders
>head nig notices that my hand is reached under the counter
>Ok mane, we cool
>Just now notice that his buddies walked out without paying for the chicken
>If you want to be 'cool', I suggest that you pay for the chicken your friends just left with
>nig silently drops a few bills on the counter
>leaves
It's like working with fucking children, you literally have to raise your voice and threaten something or they won't listen.
Nigger Stories Thread
Bump. It's been too long since we've had one of these threads.
Wtf I hate chicken now
I don't know why, but this made me laugh.
delete this now u insult buckethead
Make this pizza OP
RARE
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Does Cyprus have a lot of nigs?
Niggers and NEETs both love tendies
>Mfw
Mein Fuhrer....
Yes. There's this NEET faggot who comes in every other day in his fucking pajamas at 5 PM. He always get chicken tendies and a 1 liter of Mountain Dew every time. I can tell he bathes like once a week, and never brushes his teeth.
Turks and Greeks
>Turks
Do you get terror attacks like Frankreich?
>PJs at 5PM
Living that NEET life
I wish we had a name like this for my store...
Last week, my based manager told him that he really needs to clean himself up if he's going to show his face in public. The only reason he said this is because other customers were literally gagging when he walked by them.
Jesus christ
If he keeps it up mommy will stop giving him tendie money
The first few weeks I was working here, I always had someone else ring him up, because I just couldn't handle his stench.
OK i got one
>Be me
>Mexican-America
>Work at call center with a lot of blacks
>Black dude has a convo with me about random things
>Convo turns to slavery and white people (he watched Roots recently)
>Black dude "Only Whites be always oppressing black folk from slavery to racism today"
>Me "Well Jaquan Arabs were enslaving blacks long before whites joined in and so were African tribal kings, slavery still goes on in parts African but white people have corrected their mistakes"
>Black dude "Nigga white people aint corrected jack and they don wanna admit they had slave owners as ancestors and passed the wealth to em"
>Me "But Jaquan the Majority of Americans today trace their lineage the European immigrants that came here AFTER slavery ended and only about 6% of people in the US owned slaves"
>Black dude "Nigga dats som bullshit rite ther dont be trying to act white and shit they dont like chu either too. any way ima go on break"
mfw
...
Since no one else is posting anything, I'll post one that I put in another thread.
>be working the 3-11 shift
>At around 8 PM, a group of 3 nigs walk in
>Ayy man, we need some stuff out of the cabinet
>grab the key to the liquor cabinet, walk over
>What do you need?
>proceeds to start listing off literally all but 3 types of booze in the cabinet
>I need 4 of each, mane.
>Starting to see red
>Takes about 15 minutes, but I finally get it all up to the counter
>takes another 2-3 minutes to scan everything
>by this point, a large line is forming behind the nigs
>That'll be >$800
>FUCKING PULLS OUT AN EBT CARD!
>swipes it
>'accept partial amount of $125?'
>THE DUDE IS TRYING TO BUY $800+ OF BOOZE WITH HIS MONTHS SUPPLY OF EBT MONEY
>Sir, there's only $125 on your card
>Awww sheeeeit mane. Well, I guess I won't be buying anything
>vision is completely red
>nigs walk out
>store policy says I have to put all the booze away before helping anyone
>takes fucking 20 minutes to put it all away
>there's a line of about 25 people now
>Alright, what can I do for you sir?
>old woman at counter hands me a $10
>"I would have whacked those niggers with my cane if I were in your shoes."
>most of the line (all white people) give me a tip of some kind
Kek, I am now a #niggermissle.
that file name
>>That'll be >$800
>>FUCKING PULLS OUT AN EBT CARD!
>>swipes it
>>'accept partial amount of $125?'
>>THE DUDE IS TRYING TO BUY $800+ OF BOOZE WITH HIS MONTHS SUPPLY OF EBT MONEY
For fucks sake bro
you got another one OP I'm loving these
You'd be amazed at how many people make stupid purchases with EBT cards.
Jesus christ
Next time that happens you need to have them prove they have enough money before going through the trouble of taking it out.
Somewhat related to nigs
>Be spic American
>Live in small but very liberal rural college town
>Have white people constantly apologize to me over random bullshit
>"I'm so sorry for Trump god he's such a racist"
>Have to hide my cringe for how uninformed they are
>No qt Latina gf
> The white chicks all think I'm cute
>Don't want to have sex with any of them because I'm too redpilled
>Feel personally disgusted whenever one of them flirts with me
How do we save white america spic bro? They just don't care about themselves anymore.
post moar nigga.
I had nogs like that when I worked at a liquor store. One nogs breath smelled so bad I had to cover my nose in the middle of checking him out. Kek
Weird, the last time you told this story you said they left with a bottle of Captain Morgan and only had 80$. Why are you lying?
Idk man I dont want them to turn into the minority either they have turned into self loathing cucks. Beyond the racial aspect many are beginning to hate their history maybe if we kick out the Marxist view of history from pop culture
I've got tons. Don't know if I have time to post all of them, as I go to work in an hour.
>2nd day of work
>just learned how to work the register
>spending most of my day at the register
>sheboon walks in
>AWWW LAWDY THAT AC FEELS GUUUUUUUUD!
>I wish I could say that I'm exaggerating, but she literally yelled it and the 'gud' was drawn out for a good 3 seconds.
>I was already a full on Sup Forumsack at that point so I know not to burst out laughing or I might get swarmed
>quietly chuckle
>bitch doesn't buy anything, just stands in our store for over an hour, talking VERY loudly with her sheboon friend on her phone about her recent abortion (I shit you not).
>niggress leaves after an hour and a half.
This was my first work-related experience with niggers.
Fuck off. Sup Forums is satire.
>7am at night
>Decide to get sausage from store
>Step outside door to see a pack of nigs walking in the dark
Mind you the only way I could see them was because they were wearing fluro clothes
>Step back inside and lock door
>Be hungry for the night
you did good bud
>7am at night
>7am
>at night
>I'll take autistic social reclusive for $100, Alex
well we have the Spaniards to thank for ethnically cleansing Mexicans into wanting to be white, so hopefully in time..
I saw a black guy once.
Was he a bug guy?
>bitch doesn't buy anything, just stands in our store for over an hour, talking VERY loudly with her sheboon friend on her phone about her recent abortion (I shit you not).
I've noticed this before blacks and ghetto motherfuckers tend to talk about their personal life in public all the time so everyone around them can hear its like they are hungry for attention
The worst thing about this is that this is in rural Iowa, so I hate to imagine what they're like in the cities.
HAHAHA
I live in Chicago you wont even image the shit people deal with here
>wake up one sunday morning
>be hung over as fuck
>look out of window and see a naked nigger lying spread eagled on my lawn
>go out and ask nigger wtf he is doing in my yard
>yell at nigger to fuck of
>nigger jumps up and yells "this is los angeles!"
>go back to house and sic my dogs on him
>have coffee
so so so many of these type of stories
>nigger jumps up and yells "this is los angeles!"
The fuck? Got any more good ones?
But was it Los Angeles?
Another
>Grandfather is full aboriginal
>He lived in our garage for a while a few years ago
>Classic abo drunk
>One night he is at a public toilet doing a piss I think
>Gets king-hit and knocked out
>Wakes up to find he has pissed himself and he had his wallet robbed
>Has to walk 3kms missing a tooth + covered in blood and piss
>be cleaning the restroom at our store
>time to start mopping the floor
>put up the 'bathroom closed for cleaning' sign at the entrance
>hear a woman approaching
>hear "go ahead"
>now a little niglet halfblood mutt walks in, despite the fucking sign blocking the path into the bathroom
>step out of the bathroom and into the hall where I find a chick with dyed hair and tons of piercings.
>Ma'am, the restroom is closed for cleaning
>And?
>And I can't have your son in here, I'm working with bleach.
>Then work around him
Honestly, coal burners are just as bad as niggers.
>How to handle this situation even more reasonably
>"Sorry my Niglet we stopped making them at 10 but since we're about to close the store and we throw away the food sitting there you can have the tendies for free"
Boom
More ghoul stories pls.
They already took all the tendies we had already cooked, they wanted me to go to the kitchen (leaving the register unguarded) and make a whole new set of tendies just for them.
the ghetto becomes part of them dude
>He fell for the satire meme
Should have been there for the poll thread where it was settled once and for all. 76% not satire, 24% satire.
You never give niggers free shit or they will keep coming back expecting more.
I don't understand. How is it that the people who marry niggers seem to love them, but the people who work with them seem to hate them?
>be sleeping one night
>get woken up by one of my dogs growling
>see nigger with his hands cupped trying to look into my dark bedroom.
>grab gun and sneak out of the back door
>press gun against niggers head and pull back the hammer
>tell nigger to sit down
>proceed to kick the shit out of him including bashing his thick skull with 1.5kg's of 357 6inch magnum
>tell him to fuck off
>go back to bed and sleep
ITT: salty wage cucks find reasons to hate colored people
give him a break.
the 'a' key is right next to the 'p' key
Holy fuck, is this an everyday thing in SA?
Its like Stockholm syndrome man besides they already fucked up and had a niglet white the black dude so hating him is like hating the kid there is no going back for 95% of coal burners
It sound like SA needs the SA.
>be me
>working graveyard at a gas station with a Somali
>one night he says "u kno what best ting is mayn?
>"wake up morning"
>"smoke blunt"
>"fuck bitch"
>"eat watermelon" "best ting mayn best ting"
>some pop rap shit comes on the radio "I love dis song" *gets jiggly with it*
>two weeks later the store is robbed while hes on shift by some greasy native
>the cops determine he had a deal with the native guy so it's an inside job
>gets fired
>Paki owners from Toronto don't even press charges on him
This was in Edmonton at the PetroCan on 97th street and 118 ave in 2004
>>see nigger with his hands cupped trying to look into my dark bedroom.
>>grab gun and sneak out of the back door
>>press gun against niggers head and pull back the hammer
>>tell nigger to sit down
ITT: Stories that never happened. All that happened was you sat up, the nig saw you and it ran off.
>be me
>be cashier
>have a very stereotypical black guy go through my line
>his change comes up to $14.88
I think the universe is talk to me bros.
I have a few, OP. I used to live in SoCal and I have some crazy stories. I'll start with the most eye opening. A little long but bear with me.
> Be in Cali near Monrovia are
> Area is known for heavy gang activity from both illegals and nogs
> Family and I live in an apartment complex with a pool in the middle
> Usually pretty quiet, but summer came and all the neighborhood kids go to swim and play
> No real problem as all families are actually nice and behaved
> Except one
> At the other end of the complex is a dumpy ass apartment that has huge black sheets over all the windows
> A lady walks out from time to time and she is obviously a crackhead (mega paranoid about everything around her) and the niggest looking nog guy with 7 welfare kids
> One night, pool is closed because it's after 11
> Hear swimming and really loud shouting
> It's those fucking kids
> My dad goes out and says if they don't quiet down, he'll call the cops
> They quiet down
> Not even five minutes later they're louder than before
> Dad goes again, calls the cops in front of kids (they're not little kids btw)
> One hops fence around the pool and runs in their house
> The guy comes out chimping out on my dad and then he hops the fence to be next to his kids
> Threatens to kill my dad
> I get woken up by my mom to go protect dad as I'm pretty /fit/
> Nog looks like a damn animal in a cage, pacing back and forth behind the fence
> Cops finally come and see what's going on
South Africa is a complete and total shithole his story isn't completely crazy.
Nog is told to leave with his kids, but he doesn't have any of that and hops the fence and tries to swing at my dad
> Dad gets out and I tackle the nog with the two cops
> Cuffed, in the car, and he's gone
> Go back inside with my dad and for the first time in my life hear him say "it's better now that the neighborhood looks less black"
Turns out that woman was a prostitute who was using the kids for welfare money. They were all evicted and the state of the house interior was beyond disgusting with fucking shit literally smeared on the walls and roaches all over the damn place. Fucking niggers.
>PetroCan
Tell me, do you get a lot of Abo customers?
>be me
>be watching rugby on tv with my 2 brothers in law 4 cousins 2 uncles and father
>in storms a bleeding half naked nigger
> we look at him he look at us
>he does a 360 and moonwalks away at the speed of light
>listen as dogs chase him into the sunset while he is screaming
He was a house breaker, he tried to rob a widow about 4 houses away from us, he jumped through a window with his pants half way down ready for the raping but cut him self so bad he just lay there. He fled when he heard the sirens and thought our house was a good place to come hide.
Out of the 10 men in the room he stormed into i was by far the smallest at 1.82 and 90kg
>he does a 360 and moonwalks away at the speed of light
>Work at nature center
>its open to the public like most nature centers
>we have summer camps for small children where they can do activities and learn about animals.
>kids are in another room coloring under the supervision of another employee and I'm at the front desk
>we always remind our visitors to me mindful and respectful of the animals we have
>suddenly three nigs storm in
>they completely ignore my warnings and make obnoxious hissing hounds at our corn snake, tap on the glass terrariums holding amphibians and reptiles, and laugh like they are sharing some sort of inside joke.
>this gets the sun conure we have in the greenhouse riled up and she starts screeching
>nature center is anything but peaceful now and even the kids in the other room can hear.
>I warn them to stop or else I'll be forced to ask them to leave
>I have to watch them like children until they exit the building, they are higher maintenance then the actual 6 year olds in the other rooms.
>'accept partial amount of $125
story is fake. cant buy and booze with food stamps
Diff types of slavery though. White slavery dehumanized and classified slaves as subhuman. No other slavery around the world did that.
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you know it was 2 in the morning. if i called the cops i would have to baby sat that nigger till 8.
i asked him "bamba or shaya" meaning roughly beating or police. he agreed to the beating and i obliged. This is not europe or america.
Is it still this dangerous, SA? I heard it improved after the World Cup?
Nice repeated repeating digits. Yes, I witnessed this a lot even back when I was in elementary school in the late 90's
>niglets always be nigging
>require a staff member to just watch after them
>literally one staff member to watch after all the white kids.
>Don't want to have sex with any of them because I'm too redpilled
fuck that bro. im white. my wife is 1/4 cuban. baby is white as snow. upgrade your dna bro
That's not true. Happens in California all the time.
I don't know how it works in other states, but you can buy booze and cigs in Iowa with an EBT.
>work at a convience store in my college campus
>it's a shitty store, our store is on the side of the student lounge, technically counts as a kiosk store but a bit bigger
>working alone because slow day
>some nig nog tries to steal a fucking pop-tart
>call him out and tell him to return it
>offers me 2 dollars to keep quiet
>what
WHAT WAS THE POINT THEN? JUST BUY THE FUCKING THING
Heres one i hear about my grandmother all the time:
>1967
>Be caucasian woman mid 30 s
>be minding your own buisiness inside your house
>Hear door open downstairs, reckless nig-nog walking down hall
>Think about children in next room.
>grab remington s70 from under bed
>quietly walk downstairs and into childrens room.
>catch nigger going through children's piggy banks
>Pump nig-nog full of shot in left arm b4 he escapes.
>Be proud as hell grandma.
I guess u could get away with stuff like that back then?
Roman
Greek
Egyptian
Babylonian
Assyrian
African
Muslim
Etc...
They all did that. IT'S ALL SLAVERY.
Niggers are NEETs though.
White slavery was bondsmanship, the concept of brutal african slavery was unknown to europeans until you brought it to the colonies and demanded the right to treat your fellow apes as chattel.
>be me
>live in downtown chocolate city, USA (((Atlanta)))
>go on run through nearby park
>use my phone as music player
>2 bummy skinny nogs with whitetrash landwhale approach me at intersection
>dindus get in my face and accuse me of taking pictures of pictures of their grill, literally wut?
>look, laugh and say "goddaaamn(to imply big girl) yeah no why would I do that??"
>hold ground tell them "I've killed bigger and smarter ppl before as a marine"
>security guard randomly steps outside of building to check it out and they take off running
>mfw i need to open carry just to exercise
>mfw I've been there
the leaf does it again
if you are vigilant and follow some simple rules chances are you will never be a victim of crime.
cept for petty stuff like garden furn to be stolen.
not in based ohio. one of only 4 states that a vote matters for POTUS. guess who im voting for
As a white man I give you permission to breed with our womanz. Raise redpilled half blood children to challenge the liberal agenda. It's the only way.
>shit ain't free
>give shit away free
>reasonable
You know you dumb
Topjej
Those nigs weren't children though, one of them looked around 16 if I'm being generous, but the other two had to be older than that.
Also I hate it when people are disruptive to wildlife, I remember when I was younger I saw two niggers drowning a baby bird that had to only be a few minutes old, despite me begging them to stop through tears.
>Serfs.jpg
People can add their own money to the card and buy things like that. I forget the name of the program. It is something like EBT Debit, or something along those lines. At least here in Kentucky anyway. If not, I seriously doubt that one could legally buy booze and cigarettes with an EBT card.
Stormfag night out
story from my dad
>be him
>be school holiday
>him and his brother take their air rifle to go shoot at some shit up in the hills
>they see sheeboon with a pot of water on her head walking towards them
>one shot one kill (pellet went between the ribs intothe heart and killed her instantly)
>both got a hiding and no pellet gun ever
i am reposting this greentext a fellow italian provided
>be black
>be stuck in italy
>decide to block a highway with a few other fellow black people to protest against raycissm since not enough gibs and no fiki fiki
>2 minutes in and i have to face 300 angry italians coming at me with car jacks in their hand yelling MANNAGGIA A MARONNA CHELLA ZOCCOLA E MAMMETA
>decide to stay and fight against the oppression
>5 minutes later i get rushed half dead into the hospital
>not enough room for me so i am left in the waiting room with an IV and multiple head traumas
>2 days later they finally transfer me into surgery, somehow i'm still alive
>surgeon performs an appendectomy instead
>go into shock, know i'm about to die so i recommend my soul to Yakub
>catholic priest gets called, he gives me the last rites with a vaguely pissed off expression since its 13:00 am on a Sunday
>die
>St. Peter tells me to fuck off because i'm a nigger
>go to hell
>despite me begging them to stop through tears
u using a proxy bro?