U gonna get ur nob out then or wot?

>u gonna get ur nob out then or wot?

That's not how I want to lose it user
Looks like I'd get crabs, herpes, aids and scurvy

bentder

you gay?

I think I'll pass 2bh famalam

Nah, I'm not THAT desperate.

Can you, please ,repeat this phrase in English?

Would

oi get yer fookin cock out now r get the fook out me house

Gross

Would ravage this Saxon beauty and leave her to carry my potent Gaelic seed

>just remembered I left my stove on

No,I don't want to contract tripper or syphilis

ill bash ye fockin 'ead in cunt i swear on me fockin mum m8 i ain come ova 'ere to play paddy wack on ye nan's mat

gay for not getting herpes

so THIS is how br*tish "people" are created

And people still claim the UK is Anglo

spoken like a true barbarian

Why do british slags all have the same face

as an ameriposter you have no right to say this
take it back

Someone's got to do it. Poor British men

y-yes sir

Ya roight will do m8

Post more british sluts pls

oi luv huck it in me dumpa innit

this is why im still a 25 years old kv

Wot r u a poof? LOL

How would a /brit/ poster react to this situation.

we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o

yes lads bring it on boys

>stuff yeer gollywobbler up me bumcake

wot? u ain't ma gaffer cheeky slag, w8 til I end pasting ma dick, you'd lend a handy hand if u weren't all mouth n no trousers dirty hag

left the sauna on you mean

Dude, going to London is crazy. All these women who proposition you for sex. Very creepy.

Oi love how bout ya show me dem bouncers then we can shag how bout it?

kek

Oi do u wanna fuk or what u silly cunt get ur prick out an fuk me or u can fuk off

i REALLY want to fuck a brit slag
Is it really as easy as they say?

A don't be a JF
B Don't give a shit

There you go your guide to fugging one

y-yes ma'am

HOLY SHIT I got the same literal phone with the same crack lol

I want to have sex with a woman

Can you translate that to american english please

What is wrong with you

A Dont be too friendy-friendy
B Dont be a pussy and dont worry

is it true that over half of all british women under 25 are owned by the pakistani sex slave trade

HOWDY PARDNER U BEST NOT BE A FORIGNER OR WELL BE MIGHTY UPSET OKAY PARDNER :DDDDDDDDDDDD

AUSSIES R OKAY THOUGH :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

SECOND222222

B333333 DRUNK :DDDDDDDDD IF YOU TREAT EVERYTHING SEROUSLY YOU WILL GET BULLIED

A JF is a foreigner. Don't listen to him though, British girls fuck foreigners all the time

muham mad?

basically just be a proper fucking lad, feed her alcohol and drugs and show you're up for a laugh and guaranteed smelly fingers at least

and how do you seduce british boys

give them colombian grad charlie

most british gay boys transition since it's paid for by the national health service

>How would a /brit/ poster react to this situation.
y-you too

are you an actual girl or just memeing?

Now that is a slag I would fuck, good taste friend

poofs the lot of you
real men will shag anything with a fanny

The first dress slag I saw in europe was when I went to germany. Thought they where a bongastan staple but nope.

I'm talking Brighton, not Ibiza.

boy (male) with a masculine penis

hmmm
post belly

Nah, I'm skinny and tall if you must know.

He just joking. why are you so sensitive?

Got my first contact with British slags when I was 14 on a school trip. A friend and I were hosted with a British family in the outskits of London, and they had 3 daughters

I will never forget how, as 2 of them were walking us to the bus to meet up with the rest of the students, I was staring hard at their asses when suddenly one spat out the biggest yellowish saliva/mucus mix I have ever seen on a wall.

>I'm talking Brighton, not Ibiza.
i'm not sure what silly perceptions of british people you have but i can assure you cocaine usage is a lot more prevalent than you think
although the quality is shite as it makes 10 stop offs from colombia to a british pub toilet

howling
nice little tidbit

>tidbit

Thanks for teaching me a new word

I know, that's why rooting out the criminals making it here is so difficult.

Fun fact, it is legal to carry up to one gram of cocaine here. Not legal to sell or buy though.

POST MORE SLAGS

>unironically a virgin
rofl

at what age British slags crashed into the wall?

16

...

moar

plenty moar where that came from lad
here we can observe a halloween slag attending a party this weekend

"Are you going to pull your penis out the or what?"

>Nob was censored on Runescape

As a kid I never knew why

It took me a long while to figure out why they'd consored kkk.