>u gonna get ur nob out then or wot?
U gonna get ur nob out then or wot?
That's not how I want to lose it user
Looks like I'd get crabs, herpes, aids and scurvy
bentder
you gay?
I think I'll pass 2bh famalam
Nah, I'm not THAT desperate.
Can you, please ,repeat this phrase in English?
Would
oi get yer fookin cock out now r get the fook out me house
Gross
Would ravage this Saxon beauty and leave her to carry my potent Gaelic seed
>just remembered I left my stove on
No,I don't want to contract tripper or syphilis
ill bash ye fockin 'ead in cunt i swear on me fockin mum m8 i ain come ova 'ere to play paddy wack on ye nan's mat
gay for not getting herpes
so THIS is how br*tish "people" are created
And people still claim the UK is Anglo
spoken like a true barbarian
Why do british slags all have the same face
as an ameriposter you have no right to say this
take it back
Someone's got to do it. Poor British men
y-yes sir
Ya roight will do m8
Post more british sluts pls
oi luv huck it in me dumpa innit
this is why im still a 25 years old kv
Wot r u a poof? LOL
How would a /brit/ poster react to this situation.
we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o
yes lads bring it on boys
>stuff yeer gollywobbler up me bumcake
wot? u ain't ma gaffer cheeky slag, w8 til I end pasting ma dick, you'd lend a handy hand if u weren't all mouth n no trousers dirty hag
left the sauna on you mean
Dude, going to London is crazy. All these women who proposition you for sex. Very creepy.
Oi love how bout ya show me dem bouncers then we can shag how bout it?
kek
Oi do u wanna fuk or what u silly cunt get ur prick out an fuk me or u can fuk off
i REALLY want to fuck a brit slag
Is it really as easy as they say?
A don't be a JF
B Don't give a shit
There you go your guide to fugging one
y-yes ma'am
HOLY SHIT I got the same literal phone with the same crack lol
I want to have sex with a woman
Can you translate that to american english please
What is wrong with you
A Dont be too friendy-friendy
B Dont be a pussy and dont worry
is it true that over half of all british women under 25 are owned by the pakistani sex slave trade
HOWDY PARDNER U BEST NOT BE A FORIGNER OR WELL BE MIGHTY UPSET OKAY PARDNER :DDDDDDDDDDDD
AUSSIES R OKAY THOUGH :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SECOND222222
B333333 DRUNK :DDDDDDDDD IF YOU TREAT EVERYTHING SEROUSLY YOU WILL GET BULLIED
A JF is a foreigner. Don't listen to him though, British girls fuck foreigners all the time
muham mad?
basically just be a proper fucking lad, feed her alcohol and drugs and show you're up for a laugh and guaranteed smelly fingers at least
and how do you seduce british boys
give them colombian grad charlie
most british gay boys transition since it's paid for by the national health service
>How would a /brit/ poster react to this situation.
y-you too
are you an actual girl or just memeing?
Now that is a slag I would fuck, good taste friend
poofs the lot of you
real men will shag anything with a fanny
The first dress slag I saw in europe was when I went to germany. Thought they where a bongastan staple but nope.
I'm talking Brighton, not Ibiza.
boy (male) with a masculine penis
hmmm
post belly
Nah, I'm skinny and tall if you must know.
He just joking. why are you so sensitive?
Got my first contact with British slags when I was 14 on a school trip. A friend and I were hosted with a British family in the outskits of London, and they had 3 daughters
I will never forget how, as 2 of them were walking us to the bus to meet up with the rest of the students, I was staring hard at their asses when suddenly one spat out the biggest yellowish saliva/mucus mix I have ever seen on a wall.
>I'm talking Brighton, not Ibiza.
i'm not sure what silly perceptions of british people you have but i can assure you cocaine usage is a lot more prevalent than you think
although the quality is shite as it makes 10 stop offs from colombia to a british pub toilet
howling
nice little tidbit
>tidbit
Thanks for teaching me a new word
I know, that's why rooting out the criminals making it here is so difficult.
Fun fact, it is legal to carry up to one gram of cocaine here. Not legal to sell or buy though.
POST MORE SLAGS
>unironically a virgin
rofl
at what age British slags crashed into the wall?
16
...
moar
plenty moar where that came from lad
here we can observe a halloween slag attending a party this weekend
"Are you going to pull your penis out the or what?"
>Nob was censored on Runescape
As a kid I never knew why
It took me a long while to figure out why they'd consored kkk.