What makes tomboys so great?
Tomboys
Wyatt Morgan
Ian Wilson
Ahhh, someone post the pic
Jason Anderson
The tummy
Brody Moore
More personality than moeblobs.
maybe daddy issues, who knows
David Sanchez
Because you like men but don't want poopy buttholes
Leo Morgan
The complete lack of decency.
Landon Thompson
>someone post le pic
why don't you post the pic huh? why don't YOU have it saved when said pic was posted more than 100 times
Nicholas Reyes
The implication of assertiveness, you're not inclined to identify with dominance
Ryder Reyes
Say no more
Brayden Clark
Bros with vaginas
Oliver Gomez
Is it okay to be inferior to a tomboy?
Is it okay to be shorter and smaller than a tomboy?
Is it okay to be weaker and slower than a tomboy?
Is it okay to be dumber and less educated than a tomboy?
Asking for a friend, ha ha, none of that applies to me, ha ha.
Aaron Martin
Alexander Hill
Would you like your tomboy with small, medium, or large breasts?
Or for 79 cents we can super size your tomboy's breasts
Samuel Taylor
Were the Tomo chan extras ever scanned? Or are they not out yet?
Logan Morales
Jeremiah Morris
I can't speak for all tomboys. But Mordred is great because she combines genuine badass with endearingly childish. She's essentially a womanchild that is also a badass knight. Made even better by the fact that her civilian outfit is sexy in that "Doesn't understand her own power" kind of way.
Evan Cox
Anime medium or actually realistic large are ideal.
Brody Stewart
Wrong one but good nonetheless
Jaxon Cooper
Top tier tomboy
Grayson Collins
I hate this image. Not because it's bad. But because of how much I want Mordred of my own to treasure. Both in FGO and real life.
Then again, i'm honestly not sure if I want her as a girlfriend or a little sister. She's kind of perfect for both,
Cameron Bell
your homosexuality, but it's okay, it's CURRENT YEAR after all.
Luis Carter
A boy's body without the penis
Asher Carter
girl with a tight body and a great personality
Juan Perez
She's a lesbian though. Which, while hot, does mean that it's hard to use her for sexual fantasies that don't involve other girls.
Hudson Bell
True Tomboy is her Father
Luis Brooks
Saber is kind of weird because she is actually pretty feminine underneath the stoic knight persona. Hard to say if she's a tomboy, or just a woman wearing a queenly mask.
Ian Gonzalez
>queenly
You mean kingly, right user?
Charles Sanders
My love for monkey and tomboys goes beyond simple sexual fantasy.
Robert Anderson
Cute Monkey navel
Luke Sanchez
Liam Sanders
I guess. For some reason woman wearing the queenly mask just sounds better in my head. Blame tv tropes.
Oliver Martinez
what happens if you coom inside a tomboy?
Kayden King
That's fair. She is peak cute, even in a show/manga/book filled with cute as a button girls.
Henry Russell
You wake up.
Julian Adams
I'm not sure why you should put dust or soot inside a tomboy. But I guess they would get annoyed or angry if you did.
Ethan Harris
Can't cope.
Matthew Rivera
Saber Vs Mordred
Jaxon Nguyen
Instant impregnation, for they have the most fertile wombs.
Owen Ward
Saber wins in a fight. But Mordred is more cute.
Dylan Scott
Samuel Davis
Arthur impaled Mordred with a spear. Then Mordred caved Arthur's head in with a sword.
Dylan Phillips
Sexual partners for the heterosexual male that hold the same values as we do.
Grayson Thomas
Benjamin Gray
This, I feel more comfortable and strong with a tomboy. It's as if we grew up together.
Chase Hernandez
Boyish behaviour with a feminine contrast.
Parker Hughes
Jayden Hernandez
>tfw if Fate was more authentic, then Jeanne would be the tomboy to end all tomboys as the real Jeanne was peak 3D tomboy.
James Thomas
i've heard a lot of her history was sensationalized
Charles Adams
Lies from bongs who cannot accept the guilt that they burned a pure tomboy saint.
David Flores
i'm (mostly) gay and tomboys are the only females i'm attracted to, i think it's the mixed male and female traits
Connor Allen
what would a date with mordred be like?
Austin Wright
It's hard to judge how much she was sensationalized but her typical anime appearance as a lithe girl with blonde hair and blue eyes is definitely mistaken. We have few physical descriptions of her but the few words we got mention dark hair, dark eyes, thick legs and generous breasts. She also favored ranged warfare, specifically mass artillery, but most depictions will use the archetype of a knight rather than a combat engineer.
Gavin Gonzalez
gentle femdom and occasional pegging
Adam Ortiz
>Jean d'Aulon, her squire and bodyguard: "Even though she was a young girl, beautiful and shapely, and there were many times, when helping her to put on her armor or otherwise, I have seen her breasts [i.e., the shape of the breasts underneath her tunic: clothing was always worn with armor, needless to say]; and sometimes her legs completely bare when dressing her wounds, [i.e., at the siege of Paris where she was shot in the thigh] and I went near to her many times, and I was [at that time] strong, young and in my prime, never did I feel carnal desire towards her from any sight or contact I had with the Maiden; neither did any of her soldiers or squires, based on what I heard them say many times."
>Duke Jean II d'Alençon, one of her commanders: "Sometimes in the army I slept in the field beside Jehanne and the soldiers, and I sometimes saw Jehanne prepare for sleep, and sometimes saw her breasts [again, only the shape: she always slept fully clothed, according to the other eyewitnesses], which were beautiful; however, at no time did I ever have any carnal desire for her."
>"Chronique de la Pucelle": "if it so happened that she had to take her lodging in the fields with the soldiers, she never removed her armor. There were many, even among the great lords, who determined to find out whether they could spend the night with her; and for this purpose they went to her nobly dressed; but as soon as they saw her, all feelings of desire ceased"
James Sullivan
A*glo propaganda.
> JESUS, MARY
>King of England, render account to the King of Heaven of your royal blood. Return the keys of all the good cities which you have seized, to the Maid. She is sent by God to reclaim the royal blood, and is fully prepared to make peace, if you will give her satisfaction; that is, you must render justice, and pay back all that you have taken.
>King of England, if you do not do these things, I am the commander of the military; and in whatever place I shall find your men in France, I will make them flee the country, whether they wish to or not; and if they will not obey, the Maid will have them all killed. She comes sent by the King of Heaven, body for body, to take you out of France, and the Maid promises and certifies to you that if you do not leave France she and her troops will raise a mighty outcry as has not been heard in France in a thousand years. And believe that the King of Heaven has sent her so much power that you will not be able to harm her or her brave army.
>To you, archers, noble companions in arms, and all people who are before Orleans, I say to you in God's name, go home to your own country; if you do not do so, beware of the Maid, and of the damages you will suffer. Do not attempt to remain, for you have no rights in France from God, the King of Heaven, and the Son of the Virgin Mary. It is Charles, the rightful heir, to whom God has given France, who will shortly enter Paris in a grand company. If you do not believe the news written of God and the Maid, then in whatever place we may find you, we will soon see who has the better right, God or you.
Oliver Ross
Nathan Bennett
Pathetic Mordred
Oliver Bailey
>William de la Pole, Count of Suffolk, Sir John Talbot, and Thomas, Lord Scales, lieutenants of the Duke of Bedford, who calls himself regent of the King of France for the King of England, make a response, if you wish to make peace over the city of Orleans! If you do not do so, you will always recall the damages which will attend you.
>Duke of Bedford, who call yourself regent of France for the King of England, the Maid asks you not to make her destroy you. If you do not render her satisfaction, she and the French will perform the greatest feat ever done in the name of Christianity.
>Done on the Tuesday of Holy Week (March 22, 1429). HEAR THE WORDS OF GOD AND THE MAID.
Fucking based. Joan's letters are great they're basically all "GET THE FUCK OUT OF FRANCE YOU BONG DOGS OR I SWEAR TO THE KING OF HEAVEN I WILL GENOCIDE ALL OF YOU".
When she's not threatening the Hussites to revert back to Catholicism or she'll come after them and the Saracens next of course.
Nathan Reyes
>Frances Gies, in her Joan of Arc: The Legend and the Reality describes the natural charm that drew fighting men to the Maid. Gies asserts that low-born peasant girl Joan had the cheerful boldness to address the great noble d’Alençon with the familiar “tu” form rather than the formal “vous” form as would have been appropriate. Joan also, says Gies, kept up a “playful” rapport with d’Alençon, calling him her “gentle duke” and “pretty duke.” D’Alençon, by his own testimony, was enraptured by Joan from the moment he met her and her informal playfulness must have been part of what charmed him. The squire Gobert Thibault testified that when he first met Joan, “she tapped me on the shoulder, saying that she would like to have a few men of my sort with her.” It is easy to visualize Thibault blushing crimson—and being charmed out of his boots. In his often-cited letter to his mother, Guy de Laval gushed in his adoring descriptions of Joan. He wrote, “I went to her lodging to see her; she sent for wine and told me that she would soon have me drinking in Paris. This seems a thing divine by her deeds, and also from seeing and hearing her.” Clearly, Joan was no somber, otherworldly little waif of a mystic. She had a bravado, a charm, a winning manner, that, combined with her proven strength and courage, made hardened fighting men adore her at the same time they respected her.
2pure4me.
Carter Brown
These are good quotes, but I remember other citations from her squire mentioning her dark hair and dark eyes, possibly brown. Anyway the way everyone insists they felt no carnal desire toward her, maybe she was just spectacularly ugly.
Levi Cruz
Mason Powell
Logan Turner
Yes, I remember the dark hair and eyes. The common blonde hair+blue eyes combo is simply a Japanese stereotype of foreigners from Europe. And it's obvious that the lack of carnal desires meant that she simply was too pure for this earth. Someone so pure that the only boners you get are ones you have in your heart.
Aaron Cook
pretty simple actually. thats how I would probably treat her without even making a mental effort to do so
Owen Phillips
Well the quotes seem to imply she had a rockin' bod. She just may have been a historical case of butterface.
Lincoln Martinez
Motherfucking yikes dude
Logan Collins
is the post which convinced the janitor to delete the thread.
Wyatt White
>ywn have a tough fighter tomboy gf who comes home with busies and sore muscles who appreciates having someone to fight for
Levi Ward
Tomboys aren't that great though. Just FTM transexuals who haven't gotten the message that it's 2019 and they don't have to pretend anymore.
Isaiah Davis
There's no way some farm girl is going to have a curvy body. Nutrition was not good enough to support a body like that. Also, never take historical quotes at face values as most of them are extremely embellished and made up bullshit to make something look better.
Ethan Brown
weak bait. Have a pity (You)
Luke Perry
long hair > short hair
Evan Murphy
Heresy
Eli Anderson
>What makes tomboys so great?
Well, OP, here’s a quick rundown for you
>your waifu bows to the tomboy
>childhood friend of self-insert MC
>rumoured to possess athletic abilities
>control harems with an iron fist
>confirmed best girl in every show for all seasons
>direct cause of plot-driving envy from more feminine girls
>in the process of pouting as you uncover her girlish tendencies
>own basically all head-pats coming from senpai
>first designer babies will be tombabies
>tomboys are said to each have 200+ doujins
>ancient Chinese cartoons tell of tomboys who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of athleticism and unprecedented tanlines with them
>They own tombot R&D labs around the world
>You want to embarrass a demure tomboy by picking out a cute dress for her right now
>The tomboys are in regular communication with the Sup Forums moderators, who curate the catalog to feature as many threads as possible about tomboys
>They win the MC-bowl in the first episode or volume
>Nation states entrust their frilly lingerie with the tomboys. There’s no lace underwear in department stores, only underneath tomboys’ spats
>The tomboys are up to 25 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings that may become christmas cakes who still need your playful teasing, cuddles and massages.
>The tomboys will guide Sup Forums into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
Samuel Long
Jordan Rivera
Leo Campbell
The reverse actually.
Lucas Roberts
Jaxson Lopez
>the crown prince betrayed her to the English because he was a jealous, petty cunt
Hunter Reed
That's the opposite of what I want.
Brayden Lewis
boy with no dick
Hudson Nelson
There are three things missing from this image.
Andrew Young
large because they can get shy about their massive personalities and I can watch them take off their sports bras.
Colton White
large
Carson Rogers
>tfw in love with those two tomboys in a certain cancerous cartoon show
Alexander Bell
Kayden Perez
Nothing beats the look of anguish and despair on a tomboy when the person she's had feelings for the last few years is suddenly on a date with a pretty, popular girl. Bonus points if the rival she lost her crush to has long hair.
Jonathan Young
see
Kevin Smith
what's the appeal then? that's inferior to a trap
trap is female body + penis, but despite the penis inferiority (in comparison to a vagina), they have a boipussy to make-up
Grayson Williams
The vagina part.
Henry Edwards
pointless when its attached to a boy body
Samuel Long
Henry James
Wasn't this NTR?
Ayden Butler
I want some older tomboys damn it!
Tyler Cruz
Asher Reed
France has some of the best saints between Jeanne and Louis IX
Here's my tomboy of choice
Julian Nelson
This better not be some ntr bullshit!
Dylan Johnson
The patron saint of tomboys
Carter Anderson
What do you expect?
Author loves drawing cheating sluts.
Nathan Hill
She's married to MC's brother, but is probably attracted to MC.
If anything it's closer to reverse-NTR.