Asssssk me anythiing and I will anssswer

Asssssk me anythiing and I will anssswer.

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is the earf phlat?

why you lied about dragons?

Ass?

Got any skooma my nigger?

M'aiq once almost fell off the edge, Tamriel is dangerous

is my life ever going to be back to normal?

M'aiq has never sssseen a dragon, there are no dragonsss in Skyrim, no

N'titties

Is it gay even if I said no homo ?

M'aiq has never talked with S'anog behind the big oak outside of eastern Riften, no, not even once

Do you feel the need to steal stuff in compulsive manner? You learned from niggers?

Yesss.. ssson you will fine, M'aiq knowss

Yess.. it's still ggay

I talk about Vvardenfell

Never has M'aiq stolen anything, guards steal stuff from M'aiqs pockets that he found

Will the current high king of burgerland be overthrown? Are the prophecies about the gates to mexiblivion opening true?

How do I get to the island full of beautiful naked bodies?

M'aiq has never been in Vvardenfell, no, not even once

Are traps gay ?

Did we go to the moon/

Yessss

M'aiq thinks the trees are getting too tall

M'aiq would talk with Dervenin in Solitude, he knowss thingss

Nnoo.. no..

M'aiq says yess, ofcoursse, M'aiq can almost reach it from the hill top

Is it gay if it's in a 3 way?

do Crassius Curio really loves me?

M'aiq says If it's got a dong, it's wrong

M'aiq once saw Curio through a window, he wass licking hiss booksss, he's a ssspecial fellow

M'aiq it'sss me, J'zargo. Did you think about last time J'zargo made you that proposal, yess?
Shall we get ssstarted? Come, I'll remove those 2 coins boots from your paws.

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J'zargo.. Did my two Orc friendsss vissit you yet? They wanted to play a gamee..

Actually, it's off the coast of Morrowind, but you can only get there when the moons are full, the rain falls, the seas run red and its Maiq's birthday. If you were the real
Maiq you would know that.

Yes, and as you suggested, they left barely able to walk away. J'zargo needs more, M'aiq.
Only you can be of aid. Follow instincts, M'aiq, nobody likesss to be lonely..

liar

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M'aiq has never been to Morrowind, never, it's too warm for M'aiq

Who isss thiss imposstor?

That's not Maiq, that's the Frosties tigro

J'zargo iss a furfagg, M'aiq hatess furfaggsss

M'aiq, can you please tell me what you know about the Dunmer? They're very prudish.

What? What did you say? What did you say? Oh no. Oh no no no. No no no no no

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M'aiq knowsss that they are perverrtsss.. they do weird strange very strange thingss

That's blasphemy, M'aiq, u have furs, no Nord or Imperial would lay with M'aiq..

M'aiq you homo, J'zargo only wants to send a bucket of cat cum down your butthole, J'zargo sees no wrong in that

Nice feet

M'aiq knows, it issss true..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Do you think she could polish my spear?

gg/WQuA4Gq
Fun server

M'aiq loves sexy pale nordss, they rubb M'aiqs tail, J'zargo iss a degenerate furrfaggg

Do you like to sneak?
Maneuver silken and sleek?
Darkest corners seek?
And then hide, in the night?

Should we leave our treasures ignored?
Get bigger bolts on our doors,
tougher locks on our drawers?
And watch the streets?

Is stealth an art?
pick tumblers apart?
Can we ever outsmart,
a Khajiit?

M'aiq saysss threeeeh

M'aiq has never sseen a dishonorable khajiit

Yeah I got one, why don't you take your furry ass back to your shithole country, you filthy khajiit

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns only come in packages of 8?

M'aiq can't fuck your wife all the way from there, itssss too far..

M'aiq thinkss it'ss becausse you are sssupposed to put two up your butt...

what do you think about big black swords?

M'aiq doesss not care about weaponsss.. unless they're cost a pretty coin..