KEANU REEVES DEAD AT 52

1962-2017
RIP IN PEACE

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April foolin

Implying Keanu can die. Fake news.

wait it's real
Fuck

holy shit it's real

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i wish

Sticky this

...fuck me he's right

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Keanu doesn't die. He sleeps.

I'll give you something sticky:D

why won't mods sticky this?
apologize

Don't make me google this faggots.

Google "this"

No.

Hey fuck you, you knew what I meant FAGGOT
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Mods Sticky Asap.

OH FUCK

Ok, you got me.

I wasn't ready for this :(

retard

More like Keanu Leaves lol

I hope there is free pizza in heaven

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More like Keanu Leaves lol

Sticky this, mods

Rip in pieces

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MODS STICKY THIS

STICKY PLS MODS

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>thinks its a lie
>its not a lie

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4369666/Matrix-Keanu-Dead-52.html

WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was legit my favoruite actor holy fuck I'm gutted

It's not real you dumb faggots. If it is I'll commit sudoku no joke.

>I'm so le edgy XDDD
Show some RESPECT!

what a great acting

im actually crying rn. bill and ted was my big childhood movie.

rip keanu.

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>tfw people will just assume it's an April Fool's joke
Poor Keanu.
Even in death he suffers.

>see this
>oh its april fools just another one of those classic Sup Forums jokes eh
>oh fuck what the fuck this
>its real

You can't suffer when you're dead dumbass.

>mfw

His legacy suffers.

It's all over my Facebook and Twitter

My heart is broken I hate 2017 WTF

Hahahhahahahahaha
>legacy
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

His career was already dead

YO WTF THIS IS TRUE?

>john wick brought back action kino
>we wont have the finale to the franchise
WHY DOES GOD HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL?!

Good night sweet prince

I'm crying right now

Who should replace him?

Fake

Keanu is the king of dude-bro

Arnold had one liners, Keanu has one word. The entire Matrix franchise is based on him staring at the camera and saying whoa

His evil robot twin

You can't replace him.

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>reddit tier le April fool's jokes
Upboated.

hell be fine

NOOOOO
FUCK

finally

Fuck you edgy cunt

don't take your horrible existence out on me please

at least hes with the dog. ;(

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SHUT UP

:(

he'll have to fake his death and move on to his next identity at some point before people realize

NOOOOO FUCK YOU, FOR FOR A MEMEDAY THIS IS FAR

The mute girl.

So the "MODS" make a sticky for some April fools "JOKE" but not for Kino Reeves?????????

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imagine dying april 1st and no one believes you.

I've been awake for 30 minutes and I've been had, you fucking faggot

>Keanu Reeves
>dying
Immortals cannot die.

fucck im not ready for this

>the titanic was unsinkable

My sister had to have emergency surgery to save her life on April 1st, and we had to call her work and tell them she wouldn't be coming in for a few weeks.

They thought it was a big fucking joke until I took a picture of her in the ER.

The only reason she didn't end up fired was because I literally took over her job until she came back.

oh fuck, it's real

Titanic was made by humans, Keanu was made by Gods.

if Keanu Reeves dies before he makes John Wick 3, im gonna kick over his fucking gravestone

I know it's sad that such an iconic actor passed away, but 2000 African children died from aids today.

en.mediamass.net/people/keanu-reeves/deathhoax.html

burn the coal
pay the toll

lmao amerifat wage slave hahahah

It was a shitty summer job, bro.

Mods sticky this pls

>i actually fell for it
Fuck you OP.

>not a sticky

why, is this going to be another peter o'tool

>fags begging for a sticky for a literal who.
Reddit please leave and stay go.

Don't cut someone with that edge kiddo

I literally just watched John Wick...