So I quit poker and hookers to save money. What are some budget-friendly ways to have fun?

So I quit poker and hookers to save money. What are some budget-friendly ways to have fun?

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Call the suicide prevention line from a blocked number and cry hysterically into the phone and abruptly hang up. Do this as many times as you please.

Weed

I quit when I was like 23, almost 10 years ago.

Boats and hoes. Coke and hookers.

>budget friendly

crying in a corner is free.

Walk around, in random directions, for really long distances, and take random turns. It's completely free, it's good exercise, and you might see something interesting or something eventful might happen, like getting stabbed or shot.

computer game piracy

B&E, A&B, involuntary sexual activities, etc.

Volunteer in your local town: homeless shelters, church, old-people homes etc. It's more of a bulletproof way of getting into heaven, and then you'll have fun for eternity, thank me l8r

lmao

I can't believe I actually thought I'd get useful advice on Sup Forums

open your window and yell outside really loudly about minorities.

buy whatever you want and then steal the money back

get a nice job and then even crazy things will be budget-friendly

porn is free so that's a good replacement for hookers

Throw a house party byob and vidya

Coke and hookers is a fun weekend. Definitely not budget friendly though

Become the poker Hooker !!.

stock trading? i mean either way you are gambling but at least one is socially acceptable and is not complete fucking luck

Uno and sluts

f2p games and camgirls.

Videogames
Sport or exercise
Masturbation
Getting into fights. Also, wear a skymask so you don't get recognised and sued
Get into buildings to shit in the stairwell
Find an infothread/lifehack and try stuff

You sound like a fun guy. We should hang out sometime.