Does anyone else feel extremely sexually frustrated while watching a tv show where they are fucking each other in every fucking episode? Black sails for example, it would have been such a great show if they didn't fuck all the time.
That shit only makes me want to kill myself because I'm a virgin fat piece of a useless shit.
Anyone else knows what I'm talking about?
Kys
Just lose some weight and ask a girl out op
>Watching any show on any premium network not named HBO
retard. they are literally videogame-writing tier/quality
No, cause I've already gotten laid and had a girlfriend before
If you weren't a baneposter then you wouldn't have this problem
I was a total loser in high school and now I can't stand high school movies.
that's normal
>implying anything makes a womans fire rise more than Baneposting
>being this triggered
I recommend a cold moist towelette on your forehead
Haha even if you have sex your orgasim is limited. Unlike women who can have sex until it hurts over and over again. How does it feel to have to stop fucking because you can't feel it anymore. HAHAHAAHA
>I was a total loser in high school
so how have things changed since then?
having sex isn't a big deal bro, only people who make a big deal out of it are working class people with no life accomplishments.
Not having sex isn't your problem, its the fat piece of useless shit
I WISH TO BE A LITTLE GIRL
No, no OP. Direct your anger outward, not inward.
You know what you must do.
I try to avoid shows with sex scenes because of my virgin status but everything not only has sex in it now, there's also a lot of cuckoldry and adultery which makes me furious.
I feel frustrated when I see a sex scene in tv or movies because it's always meaningless filler that is just supposed to make the audience feel like it's more mature. Just fucking fade to black and used the saved minutes on making your show better, the audience will know that sex happened.
I don't want to see two actors rub up against each other awkwardly for like 5 fucking minutes, I can go home and watch real porn if I want to.
If it makes you feel better, it doesn't resemble real sex
imagine unironically writing something like this
I would have killed myself years ago if I were you buddy
Degenerate shows should make people furious.
You should like a cunt with genital warts.
chill out Layko, you're destiny is almost fulfilled. You won't have to take it much longer
>I would have killed myself years ago if I were you buddy
I don't believe in an afterlife so any life no matter how miserable and empty is better than ending it.
>tfw I'm starting to feel like more like Elliot Rodger every day
It makes me so happy knowing your going to be burning in hell for all eternity you waste of fucking space
why are you so mean user
Yeah it drives me insane. They're useless scenes put in to spice things up for idiots anyway.
I don't even want to watch people kiss because I haven't done that.
Delete this.
Because you virgins are literally being selectively bred out of the population by evolution. You have failed biologically, you are worthless and couldn't pass even the lowest bar humanity has to offer. You all deserve to fucking die, and I feel no remorse in shitting all over literal subhumans.
I am objectively better than you, most people are.
Oh, sorry. Didn't know Mr. Macho Man was here shitposting instead of raising his 12 children.
Oh what's that? You have no children?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Plus, people who have kids bring new suffering into the world, and death. Every cradle is a grave.
That's all you've got, huh?
Don't bother replying to me again, I won't be back in this thread, and I couldn't give a shit less what you "think" about anything.
No really. Tell me how many kids you have, you "biological success" you. Even better, tell me how many grandkids you have.
honestly they constant portrayal of sex for no apparent reason is getting fucking retarded lately
But it's okay if it's violence for no reason?
I feel you man i literally feel the same but not because i am a virgin but because i had sex with lots and lots of women so i know some poses just dont work especially this 'doggy' style man i tell you no woman wants to be fucked like a dog
What about by a dog?
im 24 years old now and still have day dreams about impressing people in high school. I didnt really have any friends and I didnt talk to people in school. I still just fantasize about what I could have done differently, anyone else?
No it isn't. But the vast majority of the time the violence is justified anyways so not even sure what are you trying to argue about.
This gif never fails to make me laugh
Only sex makes human violence possible.
For a person to exist who can suffer from violence, it means there must have been two people who had sex and made them.
This. I tend to just find them annoying now
basically this
i proposed doggy to two women, both rejected it with disgust
i guess some women like to be fucked in the ass but not these two i tried it with
well, i was pretty disappointed in Black Sails' characters banging one another multiple times in some episodes. it was sick at first because the mulatto bitch is smoking but god bless, did there have to be so much screen-time dedicated to tits, ass, and implied penetration/cunnilingus?
like fuck, and then they made captain flint an asspirate? holy god i didn't want to see that shit
so ya i stopped watching black sails because of that, good thread
I don't even feel anything from seeing people on screen being in love and kissing and fucking. The feeling is so alien to me. When the film is about some guy having a rough time after a breakup, I just turn it off. It's like watching paint dry. That's the same emotional response I get watching romance develop on screen.
Me too. And I'm even good looking. Fuck man where did it all go wrong
That's why you don't ask.
A woman is like spaghetti. It's straight until it gets wet. In the same way, once a woman is aroused, she'll be much more open to doing other things.
And doggystyle and anal are two different things.
>In the same way, once a woman is aroused, she'll be much more open to doing other things.
This. Y'all niggers suck at sex. Just flip her over. I guarantee some guy who took the initiative instead of asking for it has plowed these prudes in the most demeaning ways, and is remembered fondly for it.
The thing that bothers me the most aren't the sex scenes, but that the man and the woman climax at the same time. That shit rarely happens in real life.
>doggystyle and anal are two different things
You wot, nigga?
Doggystyle is typically vaginal sex with a women on all fours, or on her knees with her head down. For example, dogs don't fuck each other in the ass.
Anal sex is anal sex.
They may look similar from afar, but they involve different holes.