Please I'll do anything!

>please I'll do anything!
>...anything?

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>No please anything but that

>please I'll do anything!
>...anything?
???
>No please anything but that

AND I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE....

>and the OTHER thing

...

Lick my feet user

>Let me go!
>Okay

Anything?

>drops off great height and kills them

it pains me that this was one of the last joints that Meyers was in and it was pure kino

I paid money to see the Love Guru in theaters

>wife implies that she'll do anal for a favor

>>OH YEAH TO THE KITCHEN!!
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disclaimer: I am 24yo and still get a kick out of this scene. If you can't enjoy this humor you are most likely dead on the inside

>I paid money to see the Love Guru in theaters
how did the audience react?

>But if you kill him, that makes you a monster too...

>Ill do anything

Fuck! I fucked up once, Sup Forums....
>be friends with super hot chick three years ago
>she gets into a bet with a friend of mine
>she has to get under 18% bf by the end of bet
>she enlists my help as I was a personal trainer at the time
>towards the end of the bet, looks like shes not gonna make it by a percentage or two
>she begs me to change the results
>ill do anything!
>lolok
>Go time
>Listing her bodyfat levels at the end to everyone
>make it dramatic, go week by week
>last week comes up.... shes.... 17.6%bf
>lies
>she wins
>never called her out on "she'll do anything" plea. Never got my dick sucked
>fucked up so hard

Never again Sup Forums, if a fine lady says she'll do anything then FUCKING TAKE HER UP ON IT!

its just three years ago, she will still do anything if you call her

Nah, stupid frog poster

>let her go!
>You'll wish you didn't say that

>have a nice trip
>see you next fall

>I'M NOT DOING THIS THING YOU WANT
>I WILL NEVER FUCKING DO IT
>NOPE NEVER
>I WOULD RATHER DIE
>FACE IT, I'M NEVER GOING TO DO THAT THING DROP IT
*hard cut to character doing that thing he said he didn't want to do*

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Gets me every time.

>woman
>p-please I'll do anything!

>mom implies that she'll do anal for a favor

Name at least one (1 (one (1))) movie that does this

>OK time for Plan B
>What's Plan B?
>RUN!

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I want to plow pepe`s pepepucci