ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH

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i clogged the school toilet last week

I don't know how to black out text

I impregnated my mom.

With a dead baby?

I let another man facefuck me on a footpath in the pouring rain at like 1am last week

Thinking about blackmailing a girl I know with her nudes I found.

Nothing major, but been swapping nudes of my wife with a buddy for a few years now.

SPAM

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I want my GF to fuck another guy and let him cover her face with his cum

Pretty sure a young girl has a crush on me.
Now to wait.

Wait until she is old enough to speak?

My fuck slut told me her 13yo son has a big cock for his age

Got 18 yo pregnant when I was 30. Had it aborted.

Fucked a 13yo girl wen i was 24

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Killed a mugger is self defence once, didnt report it to the police. Saw in the news a body had been found and police had no suspects.

I'm a submissive & my wife loves to dominate me. I just love being her slave and doing everything she orders. Last week on holidays, she made me spend all day naked in the chalet we were staying at. I served her and her friend cocktails out by the pool and later was made to her hairy brunette pussy and her friends bald pussy for over an hour as they lay in the poolside jacuzzi. Her friend passed me in the house when I was inside making afternoon tea and ordered me to fuck her in the toilet. I had to follow her orders as my wife said her friend was also the boss of me. After I finished she returned outside, with my cum inside her. I don't think my wife kne she did that and I'm afraid to tell her.

When I was 16 and visiting family my 14 year old cousin and his friend (who I didnt know the age of) and I all went skinny dipping in Kentucky. They made fun of how small my dick was compared to theirs and it ended with them getting blowjobs then and a few more times while I was there for a week. Never saw/kept in touch afterwards.

been fucking my friend's mom pretty much since he moved town for college. got some photos which i snuck with a hidden cam app. still trying to get vid of it

>got some photos which i snuck with a hidden cam
Sharing is caring, user.

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Used to hang out a lot with my landlords son when I was younger he was in high school I was in middle school sooo one day we were in his house and he made me pull down my pants to see my dick he made me suck his dick and well I didn’t want to but I did happened a couple more times but never slept with him now time has flied and sometimes I regret not sleeping with him because sometimes I wanna have again to suck his huge cock and probably more but he sadly went off to the army

No shit. I impregnated your mom too.

Post them you faggot.

I have a toddler with a married lady I was fucking 3 years ago. She's still with her husband and he doesn't know it's not his

here's a pretty evil one, never told it outside of user boards
>be me, 15 years old
>little sister had her 12th birthday last week
>usually we stay out of eachother's business but she started acting like a cunt lately, i assume its puberty that fucks her up
>she begins ratting me out, spreading out lies to her friends, doing shit she knows makes me angry
>finally she pushes me over the edge after she lied our parents that i punched her
>devise my plan
>i know she always takes a bath at around 18:00, 20:00, that bitch never misses it
>i grab her special shampoo, its something with keratin for your hair or some shit, supposed to make it stronger
>i pop the lid open and begin jacking off into it
>dump my semen into the bottle, close the lid and shake vigorously
>place it back in its normal spot
>nowwewait.jpg
>i'm at the living room eyeing the shower door, watching my plan unfold
>begin to get bored of watching the shower entrance, so i turn on the tv
>oh shit, the lion guard is on
>jasiri is my favorite, she's like a really pretty hyena
>i put my blanket ontop of me and jack off to jasiri
>man i absolutely love her


oh yeah, also my sister got pregnant from the shampoo, so now ontop of a cunt sister, i got a retarded cunt son.

My girlfriend told me last Saturday when we were out getting loaded that she wanted to be dominated. On our way home I left her and snuck into the house and pretended to be a home invader. She knew who I was of course but she played along as did I. I grabbed her from behind, held her mouth shut and started roughly feeling her nice tits through her clothes. Her small nipples stood out like pin pricks. I then jammed my hand down her jeans and stabbed my fingers inside her hairy pussy. She was incredibly wet and I got almost 4 fingers up her. I literally ripped her clothes off and tied a hand towel around her eyes. She was standing in the living room completely naked and quivering as I walked around her, flicking her nipples and pulling pussy flaps. I threw her down on the couch and ploughed into her hard. After a while I decided to try my luck and spread her ass cheeks and pushed hard into her asshole. She had never let me fuck her in the ass before, so I was surprised when she let me continue. Her asshole was far tighter than her pussy and although it took a lot of spit and a lot of working, I got balls deep in. I slammed her home and blew my load in her ass. I led her to the bathroom, threw her in the shower and ordered her to wash her dirty whore body. She's been talking about it all week and I can't wait until next weekend, I've secretly bought a huge dildo and want see how far she's willing to go.

I'm pretty sure that my sister took advantage of me after a 4th of July party I threw had at my house this past summer. I was completely wasted and blanking in and out of consciousness. But after everyone left for the night I can recall little bits and pieces of her getting naked, pushing her boobs in my face, licking my nipples, and pushing my face into her pussy.

When I finally woke up the next day at about 2 pm she was sleeping fully naked under a blanket on my couch. I never mentioned anything about it and neither did she. Kinda wanna throw another party and invite her to see if it happens again. Next time I won't get nearly as smashed, but pretend to be smashed so I can enjoy it.

I'm not a turbo virgin so I dont know who the fuck Jasiri is.

Have you considered jumping off a bridge?

When I was at school we turned an out of the way, unused classroom into a private room to hang out in. And then once we knew how safe it was, a room to fuck around in.

Great story faggot. I literally couldn't believe the ending. How fucking incredible. Do you have time to tell it again?

Have you considered jumping off of a bridge?

>not knowing who Jasiri is
get the fuck off here, newfag

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I molested my niece up from her being 12 to 15. Whenever her dad went to work I took my chance. STopped it eventually because she started to get eager and ruined it for me.

That's a weird bot.

It's an unfunny copypasta that this faggot posts in every secrets/confessions thread.

My wife and I regularly attend kink and swinger events. At one event we were the youngest couple, so we swapped partners with the oldest couple there, they were 75+.

I massacred 12 burgers in one sitting at White Castle back in '98.

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I dipped my penis into chili con carne once, my family ate from it including me

I have ball hairs older than you. And posts in the archive older than the cum stuck in your moms taint.

Your a weird ragging faggot bot.

Have you considered jumping off of a bridge?

i've cracked or stolen gmail passwords for a handful of people that I know and I digitally stalk them constantly

I also had sex with this guys sister.

Have you considered jumping off a bridge?

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Jordyn Broughton, Columbus. Indiana

fb /brittanyandcole.ray

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Sounds moist.

I used to touch my cousin while she slept. She caught me but as far as I know she hasn’t told anyone about it. Except probably her closest friends and shit maybe

Years ago now, but my mom offered me sex once. I turned it down.
I kind of kick myself about it now.

lemme poke around. i'll let you know if i can do it

I also went to jail for touching this guys cousin in her sleep.

Bridge?

That's why I used lube.

Bridge?

boy you better not start this, you don't know who you're talking to, i got skills, i did shit you fellas won't dream about, i killed more people than you can ever imagine, seeing as you've got a lot to learn from life and you don't know any better, i will forgive you for this occasion, but if you run your mouth just one your time, you will be in for a world of hurt which you can't imagine the horrors of, i got connections all around the globe, and i can shut down an entire region with the snap of my finger, go ahead and talk shit one more time and you'll release the monster, and once i'm started, there's no stopping until i'm done.

Did this happen somewhere in Nevada? Did you watch him die?

I’ve been fucking my cousin on and off for about 9 years. She’s gotten married and has a child but we still fuck if we ever have a chance

I had 3 sexual encounters last week, with 3 different people - I'm glad my gf broke up with me, not that would stop me.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Have you considered jumping off a bridge?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>grew up to a single mother and youngest of 4
>we all have different fathers beside the oldest 2
>I've never known anything about my father, mother never talked about him and changes subject if I bring it up
>turn 30, say enoughs enough and put the thumbscrews to my mum and get as much info as I can from her
>spend a year tracking him down, think I find him but dont make contact right away
>sit on the info for a few months and eventually decide to contact him
>have to try a few numbers before I get close, for some reason I get in touch with his sister/ my aunt
>tell her I'm looking for (I'll call him Tony Smith) Tony Smith
>mentions he's been mostly unavailable on/off for the past 4 years and asks what I want
>tell her that I might be his son
>she goes quiet for a moment tells me I should come to (lets say it was milton keyens) Milton Keyens Hospital on a certain date
>I make the journey and get to the hospital, my aunt finds me and guides me through the building, we come up to some people in a sitting area
>bunch of people there, mostly women around or over 50
>one bitchy woman about 60 years old sees us coming and stands up and says "Is this supposed to be HIM!? Go away, how dare you come here!" blah blah blah
>mfw I've got no fucking clue whats going on
>Aunt stays calm and starts talking for me but also like I'm not there
>Shits getting a little heated and I'm confused as all hell, seems to be 3 or 4 sides to this fight
Long story short, I've stumbled into a living cliche of an inheritance dispute and I'm the long lost estranged love child of the old rich man on his death bed. . .
Longer story short, I aint gonna get any of that money. I thin kmy aunt was trying to squeeze some more money out of my father and get on my good side.
Barely met my father on and off since.

[spoiler]bright side I met a cousin with double D's and flirts with me like crazy[/spoiler]

I watched a good buddie get shot down over the da nang by some gooks. The smile on Jamal as his chooper went down screaming "im going to the Lord" over and over still haunts me.

I once shared my wife with 4 random guys.....and I have been stealing my nieces dirty panties for years and smelling them while i jerk off

Sup Forums records all your messages and has done for years

No you didn't. My sister would never fuck a mexican.

When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

big deal...

>be trap fag with gf
>take creepshots of gf's friends constantly
>stare at pics of their asses and faces while fucking said gf
>she gets off to the thought of trap bf fucking other girls
>discussed 3-ways or just straight up plowing her friends before
>she's actually sorta on-board but a bit hesitant
>both afraid of hurting each other or our relationship in some way or her friends thinking of us as freaks if we bring it up or straight up ask
what do, Sup Forums?

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My wife doesn't even know about this one.

> be 17yo me
> 1994
> senior year hs is almost here, last summer party
> girl a year older than me, had a crush on since kindergarten
> one of the few nice older kids
> see her at the party
> she sees me and gets all huggy
> i have one beer
> she's already 3 sheets to the wind, and knocking back md20/20
> she sticks to me like glue
> never had female attention like this before
> she starts to get really wobbly
> still virgin whiteknight, getting protective of her
> decide she's not safe here, watching jocks eye her
> maybe just paranoia
> convince her to sit and talk in my car
> she passes out
> nobody really paying attention to us for awhile
> the jocks have found other targets
> take her back to my house
> sneak into house by myself
> make sure dog sees/hears me, knows it's me, doesn't bark
> good dog
> go back out to car
> don't lift, but not manlet either, so pick her up
> over my shoulder, get her in house
> carry her upstairs
> lay her on my bed
> she looks so peaceful, innocent
> realize she is out
> she won't remember anything
CONT

I big tooted at the burger party and brought an end to the festivities

:(

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> My Auntie's 3 years older than me, tall, blonde and has great tits. I'll call her Kay
> She invited me around to her house in the hills last summer. I thought her boyfriend wud b there but it was only her. She said he'd been called away for work
> After a lot of drinks it got dark and she grabbed my hand and dragged me to her outdoor jacuzzi.
> She then tells me the jacuzzi has one rule and that is that you can only get in if you are naked.
> Now I love water. I wanted to get in but without any clothes was a bit wierd to me - especially with my auntie.
> She said not to worry, that her friends and even my other Auntie's did it all the time.
> So I thought about and thought that this what you do in jacuzzis, so I should go with th flow.
> Standing in front of me, she pulled her dress over her head and stood there in matching red lace bra and panties
> I started to get hard just looking at her and instantly felt uncomfortable
> Auntie then says its my turn, so I take off my jeans, shirt shoes etc and am standing there in my tight boxers. My semi hard cock fairly visible
> She looked down & smiled and then took off the rest. Her pussy was partly shaved with a blondey/brown landing strip leading down to her cunt flaps that were quite pronounced.
> Her tits were perfect and around her left one, she had a vine tattoo covered in tiny red flowers.
> I forced myself to act cool and took off my underpants, releasing my my half pumped cock band casually made my way into the hot tub which was steaming hot
> She grabbed a bottle of champagne she brought and stepped in
> I told myself that nothing untoward would happen, we would just relax in the tub and have a drink
> We talked about all sorts of shit and finished the champagne & I started to get quite drunk. I read later that hot tubs can get you drunker quicker because of the increased blood flow
> My auntie asked me to go grab another bottle from the kitchen fridge
> I hesitated because under the water I was diamonds cont

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish.

Usually when I jack off, I fantasize porn of a guy fucking a 3 foot tall sapient red tailed hawk, using her piss and shit as lube.

You can't just admit something that juicy without a story, user

>or her friends thinking of us as freaks
You're a trap fag, everyone already thinks this about you.

i'm a attractive normal asf 21 yo dude. But i'm half sociopath. Oh and I'm really into little boys lol. Have been since i've been a little boy literally. Only thing i've ever been deeply attracted to. I've molested like 11 boys already from ages 8-14. And i'm friends w all of their parents lol

Well you are a fucking freak so that concern is natural.
I’d say stay indoors and away from all other people.

> i gaze at her and something stirs in my soul
> and my pants
> i reach out
> vhs copy of last action hero on my nightstand
> remember that shit is overdue
> sneak back out of house, drive like maniac to blockbuster
> drop it in the night dropoff box
> as soon as door slams shut i realize
> i never rewound it.
>blockbuster never says anything
>blockbuster goes out of business
>years pass
>be yesterday
>going through mail
>collection agency mail
>agency bought up local blockbuster debt
>25 fucking years worth of interest on non-rewind fee
>fall onto couch stunned
>turn on tv
>lion guard is on
>scene with jasiri the hyena
>damn i wish i could fuck her
>fap furiously to freeze frame of jasiri
Accrued debt was over $9000. Lost the house.

Checked and keked

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Favorite experience?

My aunt is a former life model and softcore pornstar.

This is hilarious, a bird would rip your dick off you onion

This is bullshit... sperm die within minutes... only way u got sister pregnant was it u were fucking her in bath... retard

that’s fucking sick

post some

For some 4 months I used to fuck a Lesbo in the ass. She called herself a Transman and wanted to feel like a faggot. While anally fucking her , she begged me to call her little faggot , fag , slaveboy and whatnot .
She moved out of city and we stopped fucking , damn I miss it..

Jordyn was born in 2000 and she has "MM" (Roman for 2k) tattooed on the back of her neck. Password MM2000 or something similar. Her specialty is luring men away from their wives then dumping them after the marriage crumbles.

fb /jordyn.broughton.94

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lol that’s gay

I got one for you. If you wouldn’t mind
Madison Whittle. Beaumont Texas. Insta: Maddiekay00 (I need her nudes so bad)

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Confused. What just happened?

That’s kinda me, I take creep photos too :3

Not all would

You got a kik or discord?

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It wasn't a serious story, nobody faps to fucking jasiri you retard

Hard to decide fr. I've had a few to die for literally. One of my fav's was this 12yo blonde that is a friend of mine's son. A bit young looking for 12 tho
>me
>Partying with his parents at their house
>gets late
>everyone's asleep.jpg
>12yo cutie wakes up w headache
>parents in their room door locked
>letmehelpyou.jpg
>give him tylenol and tell him to lay on the couch and rest
>start giving him a foot rub
>began w one foot but now both and no socks
>says he's feeling better
>sucktoes.jpg
>he sees my tent
> literally just grabs it I shit you not
>too easy haha I say nothing and pull it out
>he plays with it and we end up sucking e/o
>he didn't exactly cum but boy goo came out
>I busted a fat load
>half in mouth but he coughed so rest on face

I'm mostly into worshiping boys. Like I love rubbing their feet/ back, jus making them feel good. I've never done any sadist shit. No boy has ever not been happyand comfy. I'm a monster whatever but its just the cards i've been dealt. playing them the way I see fit. But I did end up fucking that boy lol.

either they would or they would be so small you couldn’t fuck em

well then again you probably could you needle dick birdfucker

>nobody faps to fucking jasiri you retard
boy how wrong you are

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I’ll even pay for her nudes. Lol

I stole some pictures off a student's phone one time.

Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

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share my wife's xrated pics with our son

>been in love with my cousin since we were five
>not really cousins, her dad married my aunt
>they've been divorced for like 25 years now
>calls me up out of the blue
>start talking and realize all these years we've been crushing on each other
>she's been married, divorced, has 16 yo daughter
>talk about how if we had known things could have been different
>meet each other, awkward at first, then we get alone
>shit just happenins
>she gets naked, fucking gorgeous, thick in all the right places, amazing tits
>I'm instantly rock hard, she notices, smiles, and unzips my pants
>pulls out my cock, starts sucking it
>best blow job I've ever had, running my fingers through her long hair, loving every second
>she's looking up at me, smiling, leans back on bed
>tries to pull my cock toward her pussy, instead I duck down and lightly tap her pussy lips with my tongue
>she squeals, takes a huge sigh, and I start my work
>has her fingers in my hair pulling my head into her, have my hands wrapped around her hips
>she's squirming, deep breathy moans
>finally I feel her shuddering, squeezing my head between her thighs, pushing her pelvis into my face
>grabs hold of my hair and pulls me toward her face
>"put it in me, now, goddammit"
>she's hot, wet, slippery, and my cock slips in like it's finally home
>we fuck for a good 10 minutes or so, she's come a second time
>kissing on her neck, sucking her breasts, sloppy mouth to mouth kiss
>finally she whimpers "please cum, please cum"
>that voice, begging, pushes me over the edge
>blast the biggest load I've ever blown in my life
>both collapse on bed, play around a little before falling asleep in each others arms, soaked in sweat and sex
>next day seems to go well