Is this real life?

This isn't a joke article.
I shit you not.
BLM claims Pokemon is designed to oppress "black bodies".

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Fucking black people always playing the victims.

If I were black in America I'd carry a gun with me whenever I left the house in case a police officer tries to arrest me for having a gun.

Who cares what niggers think?

They're less than 13% of the population

It's not news though. It's inherent bias is noticeable in the title. This is the kind of article that has been making America stupid, and you're part of the problem.

Niggers don't even play pokemon.

You know what, I'll start complaining about, fuck, I don't know, skub, because I don't use skup, it's not part of my life, it's completely irrelevant to me but fuck skub.

Making me think..

>Most of the monsters have colored names

It's only a matter of time before "Bulbasaur Johnson" robs a store.

>most of the monsters have colored names
>characters like FireRed, LeafGreen, Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold, SoulSilver, Black, White, Black 2, White 2, X, Y, Omega Ruby, Alpha Sapphire...

>he thinks the names of the games are the names of the Pokemon

Wow

How embarrassing

Typical no skub pleb.

The niggers who play pokemon are nerds who don't give a shit about this nonsense.

They are usually bro too and a little overweight.

And they main pickachu in smash bros.

I'm desperately working on the technology that mails you coupons and discounts based on your DNA.

Pokemon Go is our first step.

african americans are really butthurt fags

>WAH WAH POKEMON IS RACIST BECAUSE WE NIGGERS ARE SHITTY TO EACH OTHER IN OUR OWN TOWNS AND WILL KILL AND ROB EACH OTHER IF WE WALK AROUND USING OUR PHONES

this is the most retarded shit ive read today

Pretty sure you can actually make your avatar black...

The game forces you to keep your screen on - In hand ready to be stolen.

It encourages rich kids to walk around, going into less safe areas.

Pokéstops are fixed - if you want to steal a phone just wait by a pokéstop for a kid to take his phone out.
System requirements means you won't be getting any cheap shit either.

I thought black people loved this game

They were definitely talking about black bodies in terms of physics and electromagnetic radiation.

Life imitates art
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>blue eyed, blonde haired redneck

???

>niggers ruining good things
nothing new

youtu.be/A0C4_88ub_M?t=1h13m11s

SO WAIT! HOL UP! HOL UP YO!
SO YOU BE SAYIN! YOU BE SAYIN?!
HOL UP! YO HOL UP! YOU BE SAYIN?! WE WUZ? YO HOL UP! SAYIN WE WUZ! HOL YO?! WUZ?!? WE WUZ SQUIRTLES AN SHEEIT?

Niggers love Dragon Ball Z.

Not many niggers like the Pokemans

how can i become an hero quick and with no pain (also no guns)

I had no idea this was universal
>Pikachu OR Roy

underrated post

three points:
1. Black people aren't safe even around other black people, therefore whitey is racist.
2. Black people are profiled because they cause so much crime per capita.
3. What? This is such a leap I can't even explain it.

They blame their problems on other people

>BLM all over the news because of recent chimp outs
>Pokemon Go releases
>Nobody is paying attention to nignogs
>Nignogs get jealous of Pokemon Go and drop 'racis' card.


Is this real life you ask? How long have you been an American bruv. If niggers don't have your full attention it's racism. Nignogs need to be at the center of attention at all times otherwise it's the white man's fault and they be puttin them down.

Don't care anymore, just give them what they want

>Pikachu OR Roy

ahaha, yes, fucking smash b with roy always perfectly (annoyingly) timmed

>be blm nigger
>accuse pokejew go of being raycist
>get all pokejews delivered by nintendo

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