>character takes a drink of straight liquor
>doesn't flinch, wince, or even make a face
Character takes a drink of straight liquor
(You)
What about me you fucking idiot?
Uhh that's normal.
>character eats food
>doesn't immediately start vomiting blood
I never do that when I drink my bud light, you're just a pussy op
pussy
He said straight liquor, not fucking bud light.
uhh sweetie, even the best liquor still burns
People that pretend to like alcohol are dickheads
>character drinks bud light
>isn't 14 year old boy or sorority slut
>tfw your roommate pours you straight everclear and is disappointed you don't wince
man up, pussy
>character farts
>her fart doesn't burn a hole through her panties and jeans
But only a pussy flinches honey.
>I turned 21 yesterday and tried my first glass of beer
Happy birthday, OP
>character smokes weed
>doesn't start seeing pink elephants
Not if you're an alcohol.
>fisherman casts out his bait
>fish take it
Ummm no, buttercup. People build a tolerance to hard liquor, you'll learn that soon enough sweetie. :)
>character fucks a girl
>doesn't give her AIDS
>character smokes weed
>doesn't have a panic attack and faint
immersion ruined
the biggest tell is that it doesn't effect their voice right after
>Character wears glasses
>Literally blind if he's not wearing them
I'm more of a Corona man myself
Not wincing is a clear sign of an alcoholic that no longer enjoys it.
dumb frogless poster
>character glugs beer
>after they're finished they exclaim PUHAAA! and have a red face
>Wincing from a drink
I remember being a child
What did he mean by this?
Jesus H Christ what is wrong with that man
Good taste
>character takes a shit
>doesnt admire it afterwards
takes me right out of the film
nu male.
He has Communism
He's a big guy.
For a Jew
>female commentator
sumo must be fuming lads
>man
...
>female character is experiencing intense fear or is getting beaten up
>doesn't piss and/or shit herself
>sweetieposting
baka
If you're taking shots, and not drinking from a glass like a gentleman
Cheers bud
if youre an alcoholic its ez to do m8 I dont even taste it whn Im gettin jitters
>guy wakes up
>gets in car
>cut to him sitting in bar
>friend comes in
>the guy is ALREADY drunk
>friend asks him what he's drinking
>has to be cryptic/poetic about it instead of just telling him
>friend points at the bartender
>"Give me a piece of that ass"
>character is walking down the street
>looks at their reflection in the window of a shop
>doesn't turn their head 180 degrees afterwards and look at the road to pretend that they were just looking round and not vainly staring at themselves
>Only three people in the world can hack this system
>You're one of them right?
>I designed it
>He left backdoors in his system
Bad professional.
too many bluepills
>character doesn't hide bottles of whiskey in his bathroom so he can drink whenever he wants without everyone else knowing