Character takes a drink of straight liquor

>character takes a drink of straight liquor
>doesn't flinch, wince, or even make a face

(You)

What about me you fucking idiot?

Uhh that's normal.

>character eats food
>doesn't immediately start vomiting blood

I never do that when I drink my bud light, you're just a pussy op

pussy

He said straight liquor, not fucking bud light.

uhh sweetie, even the best liquor still burns

People that pretend to like alcohol are dickheads

>character drinks bud light
>isn't 14 year old boy or sorority slut

>tfw your roommate pours you straight everclear and is disappointed you don't wince

man up, pussy

>character farts
>her fart doesn't burn a hole through her panties and jeans

But only a pussy flinches honey.

>I turned 21 yesterday and tried my first glass of beer
Happy birthday, OP

>character smokes weed
>doesn't start seeing pink elephants

Not if you're an alcohol.

>fisherman casts out his bait
>fish take it

Ummm no, buttercup. People build a tolerance to hard liquor, you'll learn that soon enough sweetie. :)

>character fucks a girl
>doesn't give her AIDS

>character smokes weed
>doesn't have a panic attack and faint
immersion ruined

the biggest tell is that it doesn't effect their voice right after

>Character wears glasses
>Literally blind if he's not wearing them

I'm more of a Corona man myself

Not wincing is a clear sign of an alcoholic that no longer enjoys it.

dumb frogless poster

>character glugs beer
>after they're finished they exclaim PUHAAA! and have a red face

>Wincing from a drink

I remember being a child

What did he mean by this?

Jesus H Christ what is wrong with that man

Good taste

>character takes a shit
>doesnt admire it afterwards
takes me right out of the film

nu male.

He has Communism

He's a big guy.

For a Jew

>female commentator
sumo must be fuming lads

>man

...

>female character is experiencing intense fear or is getting beaten up
>doesn't piss and/or shit herself

>sweetieposting
baka

If you're taking shots, and not drinking from a glass like a gentleman

Cheers bud

if youre an alcoholic its ez to do m8 I dont even taste it whn Im gettin jitters

>guy wakes up
>gets in car
>cut to him sitting in bar
>friend comes in
>the guy is ALREADY drunk
>friend asks him what he's drinking
>has to be cryptic/poetic about it instead of just telling him
>friend points at the bartender
>"Give me a piece of that ass"

>character is walking down the street
>looks at their reflection in the window of a shop
>doesn't turn their head 180 degrees afterwards and look at the road to pretend that they were just looking round and not vainly staring at themselves

>Only three people in the world can hack this system
>You're one of them right?
>I designed it

>He left backdoors in his system
Bad professional.

too many bluepills

>character doesn't hide bottles of whiskey in his bathroom so he can drink whenever he wants without everyone else knowing