>be me
>go see joker alone
>laugh at all the deaths
>smile the whole time
>i can tell people are getting nervous because of my superior sense of awarenes
>it gets me aroused
>when the joker starts dancing i get up and dance along with him, keeping eye contact on the screen at all times
>someone asks me to sit down
>"who so serious?" I growl, and then laugh hysterically
>i clench my stomach as I launch and turn back to the screen
>i continue dancing
>someone calls me a "dumbass"
>i stammer about no longer being able to get my medication
>i stare at him intently
>he faces away from me
>some guy who looks half my fucking age actually says I have to leave
>I laugh on the way to the counter to get a refund
>they refuse and say I need to leave
>i dance across the foyer, everyone is staring
>grab someone's bag of popcorn from their hands and skip away
>throw handfulls of pipcorn into my face, missing most of it
>laugh hysterically on my way out
>mfw
Be me
Kill yourself.
>Today in things that never happened.
It’s funny bc op prob got removed from some public theater for sperging out with autistic screeching or threatening behavior
The comedy is that he doesn’t understand social cues and has aids
>and then i woke up in the hospital with 11:10 on the clock
Why the fuck would anyone ever type this shit?
>Wow bro yeah i use reddit wanna suck cock with me later
Found the jelous bitch who didn't spiritually connect to a character
this didnt happen also kill yourself
found the jelous bitch who didnt spiritually connect to a xharacter
Imagine being as gay as this user. God you fucking suck, dude.
I’m astounded by the number of fags that browse Sup Forums and don’t understand irony
so edgy. I am glad you got kicked out. people like you are the reason I don't even go to the theater anymore.
Hey retard
Actual creativity, I haven't seen something like this in years
IMAX
$30 USD Premium seats + Pop+ drink
Fucking yes
U r mi friends.
Pretty good, user.
no it isn't. you're a moron
I went and saw it those bastards tried to upsell me on "luxury" seating. what a fucking joke. you're an idiot if you buy that shit and only make movie going worse, more onerous, and inflate the prices of going to the theater.
>loud fucking clapping
thats a funny big Sup Forumsrother OP!_
Bumping
OP so gay he is now on a semen drip at the hospital
Bump
Based and redpilled user. Thanks for filtering out the plebs and normies.
nothing of the sort happened. fuck off. you're the fucking "normie" here, faggot.
Gay and blue pilled. Maybe you should leave kino to the professionals.
Ah, it's Yotsuba~