Be me

>be me
>23 (now 31)
>girl I know comes through to kick it
>sexual tension is thick
>we have some shots, drinking doing our thing
>decide to hit the hot tub to break the ice
>flirtingintensifies.exe
>kissing, feelings, groping, feeling ourselves
>cut back to my condo
>cut back to my bedroom
>sex
>various positions, drunk sex so no premature ejaculations for me
>ends up she's on top
>she's fucking me good boys
>next thing I know she flies off my dick and I get squirted on
>ohshitireallydidit
>childhood dreams come true
>had fantasized of this moment since Brianna Banks and Krystal Steel porn from Kazaa when I was 12 before 9/11 ever happened
>let her know she squirted on me and it was bomb, but I'm not done ya know
>blowjob finish in her mouth to take me home
>she doesn't swallow and I still got her to do it
>winning
>fast forward to now
>realize squirting in porn is becoming awfully prevalent and beginning to get weirdly overdone in the scenes
>researchmontage.mp4
>realize I most likely got pissed on by this drunk bitch who couldn't control her bladder when my master race white cock made her cum buckets
>even more satisfied at this point
>she's married now
>dammit

Anybody else ever get squirted on? I'm curious how common this is or isn't outside of porn. She's the only one and I'm a slut for sure. I wish it happened more but I think she was just wasted with a full bladder even though she told me it was cum so idk... it was hot though

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I've gotten squirted on by my ex. We were hate fucking after about half a year of being broken up and she warned me she was a squirter but I didn't care. Big morale boost when it happened but it just started to get cold after a while so I had to stop half way just to clean myself up a bit. Hate fucked a couple of times after that before we just stopped talking to each other and it fizzled but good riddance tbh.

Dude that's the best sex when you realize you're not in love anymore and you just bash her brains out. Good shit

Curious why it took half a relationship plus a half a year for her to say she squirts though? Are you like me to where you're into her and you can't hold your nut then when you lose feelings you can fuck all day?

I slept with a black girl who genuinely came constantly, i'm talking pussy death grip, she didn't squirt.
I slept with another girl who squirted, it didn't smell like piss, but it had the consistency of it, the girl tasted it, said it didn't taste like piss (whatever that means). Personally i say it's piss, ESPECIALLY if it's on porn.
Everything in porn is fake, dudes like john holmes are 1-in a million, porn now is tiny dudes fucking tiny women at forced camera angles so the 7 inch cock looks massive.
T.a salty tallboy who wants a 4'10 gf

For sure, I've slept with 30+ girls and countless orgasms and they just get extremely wet and the bedsheets get soaked ya know...idk if it was the combination of her orgasming so hard she jumped off my dick and squirted 3 (I was drunk but I remember 3 squirts) onto me, or if my dick is always inside when they cum so they can't squirt, or if it's manufactured in the porn industry or what the deal is. I think we were so drunk she had to pee and when she came she peed, but idk she said it was cum at the time

Time 4 bed gramps

My gf squirts pretty much every time we have sex. I’d say the consistency is like the liquid you get in a packet of mozzarella. Wet but not very viscous, but more viscous than piss. That’s what I tell myself anyway.

That's OC right there youngin'

The lights were out and I didn't even think to check consistency at that time unfortunately. I was just thinking "FUCK YEAH I DID IT!" and high fived her ass

I just got my girlfriend to squirt for the first time a few months ago
I ate her out, fucked her from behind, and then fucked her while she was on top. She gets off alot and had a big orgasm after I get off but this time, I was pushed out of her and I just felt warm liquid running down my sides. She just kept squinting! It was like a dream come true

You didn't feel the stream slap your abdomen? In my case it felt like when you take a fat piss and you force a few more squirts at the end, that's how it felt getting squirted on was like bursts of squirting...But props dude I know how you feel it's an amazing achievement with most women!

My gf squirts,It took an year to male her squirt...
It was awesome at start, it's really enjoying even a year later...
Sometimes She shoot, others Just flow, She Is Always scared Is Pisa, but never smelled like It.

In the end Is both good and awful...
I Always have ti prepare for sex with 2 towels or a water resistant towel.
I dont want to sleep or sit on a lake..

Pretty much anyone can squirt if you do it right. I've had a fair few squirt either while they're riding me, or more often all over the floor (I like to bend them over the bathroom counter so I can see their face in the mirror).

It is definitely not just a porn thing. People say it's just piss, but ejaculate is largely just piss anyway (with a few other things mixed in) so it's a dumb argument.

Hmmm interesting. I have a big dick and I have made basically every girl besides a few have orgasms, i've definitely had a lot of soaked sheets and by the time sex is over I'm like wtf happened to the bed but as far as actually having a girl squirt like that it was only one time. I like the bending them over the counter though they love that shit, in the mirror is a great idea. The last girl I just talked to the first time we kicked it we got drunk and I was laying with her on my couch and she was like "bend me over the coffee table and fuck me" I was like oh yup say no more hold my Jameson...then when I was fucking her I took it back and ended up spilling it on my dick and her pussy while trying to drink and thrust and she got hella mad because it burned her but I just laughed and started pulling her hair and fuckin harder. Good times

Had a girl a ways back who loved to get fucked on the cold tile floor, man. She was nuts, but hella fun. I used to pour wine into her mouth while I was fucking her --- I'd pour it way too high, so it would splash all over her tits. She'd suck champagne off my dick and let me rack lines on her ass. She tended to squirt standing up -- more than once, I'd press her face down and make her lick it up, too.

My favourite was this girl I was seeing -- I was sharing her with a buddy (he's better with his tongue than I am, and I thought she deserved a treat) and I got to sit back and watch her gag on my dick while she squirted all over his face and down his chest. That was a fucking awesome night.

Trick is to pound a certain spot so hard the muscles can't clench anymore. Picture her on her back, stick two fingers in, and curl them up like you wanted to touch her bush from the inside. Then, other hand, press down on the bush and use your thumb on her clit. You basically want to be rubbing your fingertips against your own palm. Reach back or forward depending on where she likes it.

Do that hard and fast, and I guarantee you can make any girl squirt, if she's sufficiently hydrated.

Lmao! Great story user that's what's up I haven't met a girl who does lines in so damn long I miss it, but I don't miss cocaine that's for damn sure! This last girl I would pull out and she would jump down to her knees and I would bust in her mouth and on her face, and she loved doggystyle it was dope shit but unfortunately that fling is over currently looking for a new one! So are you saying I want my right hand fingertips to rub my left hand palm and the right hand thumb to rub the clit? I've never really beaten a girl off like that I mean I've fingered a lot but not with the goal of orgasm inducing dexterity you know...

yeah man, I get it. I love a little yayo, but I'm damned if I'll ever pay for it again. lmao. Too fucking expensive and only so many hours in the day.

Personally, I like my left palm pressing down, my left thumb on the clit, so my right hand can focus on the back-and-forth. Get a little jazz going, my dude--- try moving left thumb up on the clit on the off-beat, and just blast that right hand strong.

That last girl sounds like a treat, man. You'll find one, buddy. They're never too far away.

I love to work with my hands. Even a few hours first. I don't mind waiting for my turn -- I want to get her off a few times in my hands until she's halfway to delirious, then I'll have my fun how I want it, right? I had this one girl last year -- swore up and down she'd never try anal. Well, I spent about four hours tonguing her and teasing her, and I wouldn't let her cum until I had my one hand on her clit and two fingers up her ass. Lo and behold, she came screaming-hard, and she gave that ass up the rest of the night. Never hurts to take your time and have some fun.

That's goddamn inspirational user. Next girl I find I'm taking your advice and I'm going hard on the finger game. Never had a girl willing to do anal with me, and I mean I'm an attractive mother fucker and I have slept with literally countless women I couldn't even specify the number, honestly. Never did anal. Gonna have to work in mysterious ways like yourself, you have given me new hope my friend. Appreciate it dude, I will find the next girl soon and boy is she gonna get it lmao

Hell yeah, man! I'm glad to be a part of your journey.

Trick with anal is never rush it. The girl I'm with right now, it took close to a year. Every time she'd cum, I'd make sure I had a finger in her ass, or a plug or something. Soon enough, she couldn't cum without it. Then I stopped fingering her for a week, and she couldn't cum. She starts grinding her ass on my dick one day, because she's craving it. Lube up (get one of those plungers to insert the lube before hand, or rock some coconut oil --- it's a little clinical, but a little prep goes a fucking long way, and you'll get the mood back)

Ass has two openings. First one is easy, second one is hard. DO NOT FORCE THE SECOND ONE. You'll feel it, and you'll feel it when it accepts the dick.

You take your time and baby that second opening, she'll cum harder than she has in her life, and you can bust a few ropes straight up her asshole while she's screaming.

Lmao. That next girl is in for a treat. If you're ever up near Toronto, bring her up and we'll get her airtight!

Shit bro I'm in Cali but you're damn near my older brother right now lacing me up on this anal knowledge. I'm printscreening and studying this shit no doubt my dude thank you! I think my problem is I talk about it first and they get weirded out about it. I just gotta start slow like you say and really just work it into the regular routine. Smart. That's some boner inducing story you got there I cannot lie. That girl I posted in the beginning was a goddamn freak and that is for sure OC. I worked with her for a while and she had a boyfriend, and she ends up at some halloween party and can't drive so she hits me up and says come pick me up, right...so I'm like yeah for sure and I go pick her up then I'm like alright well now where do you wanna go? and she looks me deadass in the eyes, reaches for my dick and says my bed. I'm like oh shit it's going down right so I race home and we get inside, my dick has been hard for 20 minutes I'm reaching and tucking and she's giggling and we start making out and I rip her shirt off and we start pouring shots, get her white girl drunk you know what I mean and next thing I know she's sucking my dick and legit slamming her throat onto my dick and making all the noises and I was just like sitting back like god damn this girl wanted it and we end up fucking for hours dude left right up down mouth pussy shower bed take shots repeat it was such a dope night. We kept it going for a hot minute but I haven't seen her in years. She was into competing in women's physique as you can see by the 2nd pic

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my man that's some fucking sweet pussy you got! That story's got me about ready to take a trip down to Cali to see what the girls are like.

Some women, they want you to tell them what they want. Some women, they want the space (and a little instruction on the sly) to tell you what they want. You get a girl that wants to be dominated --- you'll text her when you'll be home from work, and you'll find her with her collar on, on her knees, tits out, holding a martini waiting for you.

Some girls, you gotta know when to pull back and hold out a little, so they come reaching for it. Trick is to know which is which.

Thing is, all girls want to be told what to do. All of them. They want it in different ways but think about it.

You take her out for a fancy dinner, you never make a move, you hold out. she knows you want to fuck, you know you want to fuck, you aren't saying it. She needs to press her tits out and tell you she wants it. She needs to submit.

Other girl -- she pulls you by the collar at the club and tells you she wants to suck your dick in the bathroom --- that's the girl you slap her on the cheek and tell her to bend over and keep her legs straight and grab her wrists behind her back because you're going to pound her deep for about ten seconds until you pull her off the tile and cum all over her face. She wants to be pressed down and have her hair pulled and just vanish into whatever you tell her to do.

Different strokes for different folks, as the man said.

You got anymore pics to trade, I'm on kik and Fet

I don't have kik or any of that shit, and honestly I don't have many pics just memories unfortunately. She is the girl described, though, and I'll leave you with this picture my dude

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Hell yeah, my dude!

You talk to her again, tell her I rubbed one out tonight for her. That ass is just begging for some attention.

Shiiit if I see her again I'm gonna let her know that and everything else you told me lmao I'm gonna start with that finger and work my way in dude I know she would be the easiest to train!

does anybody know a board that isnt exclusively porn?
cuz Sup Forums has gone downhill

Fuck yeah, buddy!

You got any pics of those titties to share?

Well, I just spent my night talking to OP who is a hell of a chap. You just sound like a dickhead, who should go back to /toy/.

Try all of Sup Forums instead of Sup Forums my dude

No. BUT. I have another girl to share

Hell yeah buddy -- throw down!

She was slightly ashamed of her lack of boobs. Unfortunately even the baddest chicks are insecure, you know?

This girl, though, was this girl who I fucked who was my roommates stripper girlfriend's friend. If that adds up, but she would be at my apartment smoking up with my boy and I and she would always flirt but she had a boyfriend and yada yada anyways fast forward a few weeks and she wants my number to get some weed right so she hits me up and says hey I need some weed for my boyfriend so I'm like cool slide through you know, and she shows up alone and my roommate is gone so as usual I smoke out my customers and send em off with their shit...but as I'm weighing her shit out she sits on the couch right next to me instead of the couch across from me as usual and I glance at her out of the corner of my eye and she has the sexiest fucking grin I'll never forget and I turned my shoulders in her direction and she pushed me into the corner of the couch and legit pounced on my ass and next thing I know I've got this girl on top of me and we're making out I almost spilled my bong but it was a zong so it didn't spill luckily and right there on couch dude she slowly reached down my abs and unbuttoned my shorts and as she slid down from my lap she simultaneously pulled my shorts off and starting give me head for about 5 minutes then she got back up and she had a skirt on so she just lifted it and we were fucking raw for what felt like 15 minutes and she just fucked the dog shit out of me let me tell ya she came and I said what do I do I'm not wearing a condom you know? She went straight to the knees and beat me off into her mouth and swallowed it was the hottest shit dude I've had a great life looking back god damn

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Holy shit, buddy that's fucking sick. That's a fucking awesome memory!

I'll post up one of my own in a few -- all my pics are on my other comp.

Bro that picture has been buried in my hotmail for years I forgot I even had it

>had fantasized of this moment since Brianna Banks and Krystal Steel porn from Kazaa when I was 12 before 9/11 ever happened
>23 (now 31)

Holy fuck, are you me?
Also,
>date my gf for 4 years
>she never squirts
>im fine with it because i've read up and already know squirting is just piss
>fucking my gf from behind after a night of drinking
>she cums, my dick pops out
>she squirts all over me
>have to pretend i like it
>secretly grossed the fuck out
>at least it didnt smell

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Fuck yeah - hotmail coming through for the win!

So, this girl's the one who swore she'd never do anal -- couple hours later and she was taking it like a champ

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That's hilarious you can relate dude lmao kids these days have no idea what we went through just to beat off. I remember printing pictures of Krystal steel to hide in my room for later that night. So many cum stained printed pictures of porn stars!

I'm gonna jack off to her out of respect for you. I got one more for ya of this last girl I talked to who I spilled the Jameson on..

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Bahaha dude, I used to print off Asia Carerra and Tawnee Stone, and I'd hide them behind a false wall I made in the back of my closet. I found this one website when I was maybe 12 and I found out that asian pornstars looked like the kids in my class (not a pedo now, not even a bit, but when I was 12 I wanted to see 12yos, right?) and they had fucking natural landing strips and I came so hard I thought my balls were dissolving into my spleen.

Lmao that's awesome dude I used to download a lot of photo albums because downloading a video took like multiple days in '99 dude it was stupid. Not to mention just trying to be home alone with 1 computer was a goddamn nuisance. So I had pictures on pictures on pictures hiding in my room, I remember a distinct stack under my mattress and in my shitty board games in the closet stashed away lmao good times glad you stopped by tonight bro

Yeah buddy! It's been a good night

Let me give you a bit of a send-off before we close out:

Its true that it doesn't smell like piss but something else. I think is worst smell tbh i washed my hands and my hands smelled like the odor.

This girl is an instagram starlet; friend of a girl I was seeing for a while. She was maybe 22 or something, super cute, loved it in the ass. My girl and I used to double-team her. We were both doms, so it was nice to have a sub to share.

Thought you might like to see her get her makeup smeared

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Yeah I gotta pass out my dudes I can't believe this thread lasted this long but it was totally worth it I learned so much and reminisced over many memories I haven't even thought of in about a decade to two decades back in '99. Good shit anons. Looking forward to my send-off! I'll find another good pic of Jen to put up for y'all as well

Holy shit dude, winning! That's what's up! You got one more I would appreciate it!

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Hell yeah man -- Jen is looking tight as fuck, too

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Hnnnng I'm jealous bro she's BAD! I'm throwing your ass the highest of fives from cali dude wish we lived closer to go wreck some shops ya know

Fuck yeah!

Man, hundred percent. We could do it up right for sure. You want to make the trek, there's a club here (Oasis) you might have some fun with. I'm working with a client in Cali, so I might get down your way before too long. Lol.

>ejaculate is largely just piss anyway
you're just wrong

Welcome to the thread. Your contribution super helped all of us, and you are definitely the cleverest of us all. You may leave now, your job having been completed.

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