What's wrong with my dick

What's wrong with my dick.
Medfags?

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Bruh you did that dick acupuncture

Dude that looks like you bathed in NaOH

You're evolving into studded-dick bringing maximum pleasure to women for miles.

my friend had a dog, a dachshund weiner dog type, whose belly was always rubbing against the carpeted floor and got skin tags all over that looked like that. Do you wear denim underwear or something?

RN here. That's not normal. Go to community clinick that deals with STD and get tested.

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Fungal infection. Go see a real doctor.

Tell me this is shopped somehow.

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you fucked a dirty pussy and now you contracted a fag dick. congrats

bruh what did you do to your dick

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I don't think its an STD. I don't know what the fuck that is.

And I'm literally in med school.

Go to the doctor.

Get erect, maybe it's just like weird lose skin since it's flaccid

Are those papules on your head?!

Medfag here. That's cancer, and by the looks of it we're too late here. Talk to your doctor, you're either gonna die, or their going to chop your dick off. Sorry OP

That's not how the skin should ever look.
Some thing is fucked. Beyond general practitioner.

Dermatologist or urologist.

I am uncomfortable

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This .show it erect so we can further see the head anomaly. I'm intrigued.

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i also need to see your penis erect.

for medical purposes, you know.

i agrees with this

I have papules but not that bad.

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pls get hard for me poppa

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wash your fucking thumb, retard

more like a UFOlogist jesus fuck

you mustabate too much. give it a rest

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Tastebuds on a dickhead. Cool.

weed resin, doesn't just come off in 1 go.

Pearly Penile Papules

Those are fordyce spots according to jewgle.

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lets see it hard, not to be a perbert i just wanna see how the skin on your head looks when its engorged, i asume its a fungal infection. id start with jock itch cream you can get from any riteaid or small health store , antifungal cream is the same thing. go see a doctor tho if you have insurance, if not just ride it out dawg. no biggie. dont fuck any hoes unless u bag ur whilly tho cause it looks silly

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fugg I can’t unsee that

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What dick?

See

Okay guys heres what it looks like hard. I hope you fucking appreciate this, because getting hard hurts for me I dont like to do it. The pins kind of open.

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Lol fuck off faggot

no idea, but my dick is exactly the same

...have you ever soaked it in alcohol?

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Your dick looks like it has the texture of a tongue my guy.

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So it is not because of fapping?

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It's not in my mouth

>What's wrong with my dick.

Still has foreskin.

it looks fairly normal when the skin isnt spread

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Looks like photoshopped tastebuds on your dick.... if you backdoor a chick, do you get real bad morning breath? Lol

Two of them now?!

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y is benis spaghet

I'm a certified Doctor of 25 years. I'm sorry OP, but I have to diagnose you with carpet dick.

your dick is dry as hell tho, drink more water and slap some lotion on it. not on the penile tissue, but on the actual skin

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It looks like a fungal infection but if you don’t have any other symptoms like itching or irritation then I can only assume that it’s naturally just your body and suggest due to the deep crevices to keep it clean.

Stop masturbating with shampoo.

Dick has evolved tastebuds.

Hereby diagnosed as Xzibit Dick.

We heard you like like licking pussy while fucking so we added tastebuds to your dick so you can eat pussy while fucking dawg!

Are you using bleach as lube? What in the fuck. That happens a little from just being dry and friction but that is fucking insane

here it is hard

i once soaked a paper towel in vodka and wrapped it on my dick. my dick felt like it was burning, in a really weird (but not bad and kinda good) way. i wanted to get drunk through my dick. im a fucking retarded autist

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>here it is hard

bro you got a limp ass funky dick. i pity you

this image again?

Make the glans wet and show that

it's only half-hard in the pics

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Jew dicks don't age well

I have em on my penis too just not on top of the head like yours only around

Dubs of truth

What did they mean by this prehistoric dog

this is copy pasta from ages ago, I remember this exact image, also look at the filename

this seems fresh, what the fuck is wrong with your dick, seriously

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shave your pubes fat fucks

Cool impure dubs with a repeating 8. My guess is a spammer who is replying to cocks because they can't just leave the thread.

I don’t know if the opinion of a CM holds any water, but that shit isn’t normal, see a real doctor

Here bitch

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It looks like it has taste buds
What does your dadsass taste like

Topkek

Seconded - am an M.D. at John Hopkins
I'm so sorry youre getting the diagnosis on here
Stay strong and never give up the fight

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essa gaita vai cair

I'm like 90% sure you just need to use more lotion when you jerk off.

Kill yourself faggot

It's literally this. It's an extreme symptom of circumcision. It's just dried up cock that is being spread apart. Like when old people's tongues get cracks in them.

Faggot

You're pretty smoll

damn the same mental disorder than me, and all this fuck up generation

>than me?
>all this fuck?
You're a fucking mouth breather.

Have you fucked anything radioactive lately?

Looks like someone that stayed in the ocean a little too long...

This is what happens when you let schlomo steal your dick.

Those of you who have been cut and happen to have a functioning dick, let alone good looking one consider yourselves lucky. There’s a large population of people who get cut that end up with monstrosities

You suck.
You'll make a perfect doc

ha ha ha you're so funny. Shalom brother.

I don't know about your dick...looks bad... but in any event, if you hit your hands with some rubbing alcohol that weed resin will come off in a jiff!

idk but maybe wash yo dick OP fag LMAO, seriously tho may just be pearly penile papules. get checked up b/

You’re meant to be a female. Start transitioning.

Hey man you got genital warts have fun with that the cream burns them off and the pills kill it internally

It never learned how to use Photoshop properly.

Any ideas on this?

Started out as a little spot slowly got bigger then filled with some puss stuff and swelled to like 4-5x the size it was huge. It started leaking when I was in the bath until loads of puss had come out and a flap of skin pealed of the top revealing 3 little holes. It looks like this now and hurts like fuck

Wtf caused this shit

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normal dick. chill

all these poor dried mutilated by jews dicks

Y'all need Jesus and put your mutha fuckin pants on. Y'all are grown men. Oh, and them creepy white dicks. Y'all mutha fuckas goein to melt straight to hell with those evil devil dicks. Get away!

Bro go to the doctor. This Gould be syphillis

this

nah im pretty sure its not that, like i said it started as a spot and filled with puss it only looks like this because its just burst im guessing its going to clear up and be fine in a couple days i just dont understand why it appeared in the first place

some people speak normally about using lotion and all sorts of products on their dicks....stop you retards.

DO NOT USE lotion/chemicals on your dicks. FFS.

its like another world

Looks like your glans has developed tastebuds. Sex either just got better or you dun goofed.

and its absolutely disgusting

Probably ingrown hair?